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Poker Smash Review

Xbox 360 Review by Tom Bramwell

6 February, 2008

Poker Smash is a puzzle game where playing cards ascend a rectangular playing area like the one in Tetris. As they do, you can move any card horizontally without restriction with the right analogue stick, while the left is for simple selection. If there's a space for a card to fall into, it will - unless you sweep it across the gap at pace. The game's distinctive characteristic, as the title suggests, is that you clear cards by creating poker hands.

Except it's a bit simpler than that. Cards in play are tens, jacks, queens, kings and aces of all four suits, and the hands that work are three, four and five of a kind, flush, full house, straight and a royal flush. Create one of these hands horizontally or vertically and the cards involved disappear, leaving the ones above them to observe the puzzle game tradition of sliding into the exposed gap or gaps. If the cards reach the top of the play area in the two pressure modes, it's game over.

This sounds good in theory, but it doesn't play well. There's too much information to process at a glance - suits, card values, possible hands, and the consequences of moving individual cards around. Doing this at pace would be even more awkward were it not for the developer's trick of giving each of the five card values a particular colour, which scans better. Elsewhere, suit markers wink at you when a flush is sort of possible, and a stock of bombs allows you to burst out of dead ends if you can't steer things your way.

'Poker Smash' Screenshot 1

The presentation is glossy and likable, although the concept's probably overkill for a sit-down console.

The result of all this is that you look for colour first, and then revolve through other possibilities when nothing's making itself obvious, reaching for the crutches when the columns start to shudder in anticipation of crossing the game-over line. Allowed to play it by colour, Poker Smash becomes a fairly standard three-in-a-row game where you occasionally catch something else out of the corner of your eye, or fluke an excellent hand. Processing the information quickens with repeat exposure, and the pressure-free practice mode helps, but not enough. It's at once too hard and too easy - perhaps explaining why it has both a 'speed up' button and a recharging slow-mo bar to utilise as conditions start to get the better of your reaction times.

Another reason to have speed-up is so you can introduce half-visible cards on the verge of entering the play area to whatever you're doing. The speed of the cards' ascent increases frequently in the standard endless mode, which also occasionally introduces an impromptu time-limited challenge (say, get five kings in a row), which nets you bonus points if you can meet it.

There's also a timed mode, a bit like Zoo Keeper DS's time attack, where you're given three minutes to amass the best score. Online leaderboards could make this bit work, but empirical evidence (i.e. what happens to me) indicates that you will never be the best in the world at this sort of thing, so make sure your friends are taking the plunge as well if this is something you find appealing.

'Poker Smash' Screenshot 2

Ultimately, your tactics won't be much of an advance on those employed in similar games, despite the slightly different rule-set.

The other mode is called Puzzle. Each task presents you with a little haystack of cards of different suits and values, and asks you to untangle them and leave none behind, at which point you progress to the next puzzle along. Yes, it's like the bits for capturing mounts in Puzzle Quest: Challenge of the Warlords, for those with a working knowledge of that game (and if you haven't, you have no business considering buying this - go deal with that first, and we'll see you next month).

Those Puzzle Quest bits were hardly amazing, though. In fact, we got so fed up with them that we fell back on the illustrated solutions on GameFAQS (a hero, whoever that was). You have to think too many moves ahead, and in several dimensions because you're considering suits, numbers, hands and manoeuvring implications along all those axes.

So Poker Smash doesn't really work. Borrowing familiar poker hands is a nice idea on paper, but the need to include colours, winking icons and bombs ought to have been clue enough to leave it there alongside the spider-web doodles. There's certainly nothing objectionable about the game per se, and it wallpapers the hours happily, with multiplayer bits that prove fairly moreish, but if you've got the cash equivalent 800 Microsoft Points about your digital person, you can either buy a better puzzle game elsewhere or - if it was the poker bit that enticed you - throw a few quid into the kitty of one of the ubiquitous online poker sites, read Wikipedia for the basic rules, and set yourself up for an evening on tables with one- or two-penny blinds.

6/10

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Bertie [staff]
06/02/08 @ 08:06
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spider-web doodles

"Peter, what's that?!" :D
Tejstar
06/02/08 @ 08:06
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Interesting idea, think I'll stick to the real thing though.
Psychotext
06/02/08 @ 08:10
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Will give it a go. I don't care much about the poker aspect of it because I play that in real life... but I do like puzzle games.
TheDudesRug
06/02/08 @ 08:14
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I've always struggled to grasp the concept of poker, or any 'proper' card game (sorry, nan), without betting for real money. As much as I've loved the game for years, it seems to lose it's main motivating force without that element. Still, to give this game a 6 it must certainly have something going for it even if it's not the animated icons and bombs.
Yeevle
06/02/08 @ 08:26
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"one- or two-penny blinds"

I don't even know what that means. :(
muscleblade
06/02/08 @ 08:38
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This game has gotten very good reviews elsewhere. I definently try the demo. Im pretty sure 6/10 will be the lowest score for this on metacritic.
Stoatboy
06/02/08 @ 08:48
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The 9 at the end of the review seems to have been placed upside-down. Seriously - this game rocks. I've been playing it everyday on PartnerNet, and will be giving it a serious seeing-to when I get home. Admittedly it's harder to see suits than card values, but once you get used to it you'll be creating massive-scoring 9-card flushes with ease, and growling every time you're forced to make a poxy 3 of a kind.

One Paddington hard stare for Eurogamer here, not your best review.
muscleblade
06/02/08 @ 08:53
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@Stoatboy

Eurogamer has devoted too little time playing this i suppose. OXM and Team Xbox both gave it a 9. And 1up has been raving about it alot.
asphaltcowboy
06/02/08 @ 09:25
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"Poker Smash is a puzzle game where playing cards ascend a rectangular playing area like the one in Tetris."

Don't they descend a rectangular playing area? I will also accept rappel ;)
Lexx87
06/02/08 @ 09:27
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Once again it's one persons opinion, maybe he just didn't like it. You speak of 'Eurogamer' like one entitiy and they all take a vote or something...this is one. mans. op. in. i. on. Got it yet?

/rant mode off

I just get annoyed at these people going "oohh these sites gave it this, this site did this they must suck".
GeckoUK
06/02/08 @ 09:30
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The reviewer clearly didn't spend long playing this game, and the consequently the low score really isn't a fair summary of the game.

We've been playing this game for a while now on partner net, and initially it was just as this reviewer said, all we could spot was the colour based sets of three. But the longer you play the more patterns you spot and strategies you develop. We regularly get mega and insane smashes, 3x or 5x chains, straight flushes and 9 flushes.

Every round of the multiplayer game is a tense match of brinkmanship, a balancing act between building up a large smash, and keeping your screen clear for inevitable onslaught of solid lines when your opponent sets off his smash. Each time we think we've settled on an all powerful strategy one of us discovers a new technique that can counter it.

This game is deceptive, the mechanics are simple and can be explained in a single paragraph, but the gameplay that flows out of those simple rules is very very deep and complex, just like all the best games.

If you like puzzle games (and especially multiplayer ones ) do yourself a favour, ignore this review and give this game a good go.


muscleblade
06/02/08 @ 09:57
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@Lexx87: Im just saying that this mans opinion shouldnt be considered valuable to most gamers because the opinion seems way off what most people think of the game. I usually pretty much agrees with the reviewers on this site btw.
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06/02/08 @ 10:00
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@ asphaltcowboy:

Nope, they go from the bottom up.
asphaltcowboy
06/02/08 @ 10:02
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@BBIAJ

Curious!
miiiguel
06/02/08 @ 10:07
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I gotta agree with the Dudes, and it's not like I want to earn the money, it's just a motivating factor to play it proprely. Texas Hold'em, the free game, was fun for a few hours a good laugh online but it quickly became an "All In" freak show.
Peew971
06/02/08 @ 10:41
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Where's the Boogie Bunnies Review?! Are you all arguing to be the one not reviewing it?
darc
06/02/08 @ 17:07
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LOL *another* "moreish" game. I am forewarned. :)
driptray
06/02/08 @ 23:22
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Great game! At first I thought they'd over-complicated a brilliant idea with the bombs and the bullet-time, but then it all clicked; the limited vertical movement given to you by the bombs open the play-area up, and the bullet-time eeks out the panic moments, giving you a chance to recover when things have got hectic.

Kudos too for the elegant control scheme. Easily an 8 or 9.
Rushy
08/02/08 @ 12:22
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So far off the mark with this review. Read 1up's review for a better representation of the game: http://www.1up.com/do/reviewPage?cId=316...
Kornicos
08/02/08 @ 20:32
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If ppl go by the Eurogamer review, a lot of folks will miss out on a great game. Shame on you Eurogamer.
dryden555
09/04/08 @ 17:24
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it is really better than a 6. I'd give it a solid 8. The only real fault is that the game's pace eventually becomes too fast to process potential poker hands, but there's quite a bit of fun before you will reach that point. Also the graphics and sound are pretty good and there's multiple themed boards to select. A nice game for the money.
smitser
11/01/09 @ 04:51
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