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Play as Vader in Force Unleashed Comments by Robert Purchese

9 April, 2008

You can choke Wookies.

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Quint2020
09/04/08 @ 09:13
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PLEASE be good.
bigjimbeef
09/04/08 @ 09:15
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Not to sound like an anal bastard..

No, in fact, to sound just like an anal bastard:

Wookiee.

:P
orakio
09/04/08 @ 09:20
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Don't forget: chad vader is doing the voice! ^_^
NthSimulachum
09/04/08 @ 09:21
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Don't choke the wookiee! You'll make god cry!

*splut*

NO!
keyboardmonkey
09/04/08 @ 09:24
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choke the wookiee!

Is this StarWars geek speak for spank the monkey?
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Olemak
09/04/08 @ 09:26
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"Choking the Wookie" is an auto-erotic act, correct?

EDIT: addendum - three comments about how this sounds like an euphemism for male masturbation in three minutes!
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ulov3
09/04/08 @ 09:36
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Booooring saga, let's move on with something new, do we really need another of these lame games?
Brogan
09/04/08 @ 09:42
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ulov3, Yes, yes we do.
bitesize
09/04/08 @ 10:09
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i have a bad feeling about this...

i suspect this game might turn out to be bollocks. i really hope i'm wrong, but i haven't been too impressed with any of the vids i've seen so far.
peteb
09/04/08 @ 10:54
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Star Wars: The Force Unleashed is the first current-generation game to come out of LucasArts'

Finally!
karstux
09/04/08 @ 10:56
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[...] is the first current-generation game to come out of LucasArts' revamped internal studios[...]

Hooray to EG for breaking with the "next-gen" nonsense!

About the game - who knows. I'm not building up any anticipation, the whole "secret apprentice" concept sounds a bit rubbish, and the amount of hype they're spewing is slightly sickening. I just hope that the lightsaber implementation on the Wii doesn't suck.
J.C
09/04/08 @ 11:10
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karstux wrote:

I just hope that the lightsaber implementation on the Wii doesn't suck.

Trust me, they will.
Fusey
09/04/08 @ 11:43
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Why is this story in the PC News section?

:-s
Britesparc
09/04/08 @ 11:49
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I'm with karstux: I think the story and the idea all sounds a bit crap, but what I am looking forward to is the "digital molecular matter" stuff. That looks great in the vids. I'm approaching this as, hopefully, a sort-of sandbox game where you can go apeshit with force powers. That's all I want right now!
_Price_
09/04/08 @ 12:03
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If you don't get the chance to behead a few Ewoks as well something has gone seriously wrong during development.
DB2k
09/04/08 @ 12:59
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I shave my wookiee on a regular basis.
Rich72
09/04/08 @ 13:38
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Choke the wookie, groom the wookie, polish vaders helmet, play with your light saber etc etc etc
ulov3
09/04/08 @ 13:43
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I am fed up with SW and IJ, same crap for 30 years. Lucas get some new ideas...
Razorus
09/04/08 @ 17:41
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ulov, I think you need to take some retar-dex. It soothes the pains and loosens joints. Firstly, Lucas doesn't create new Star Wars ideas anymore, he leaves it to his minions. He merely checks them and approves and make suggestions etc. There is plenty more life in Star Wars. You sound like you don't know what you're talking about, and you're clearly not a SW fan, so bugger off and let us discuss this topic.

And btw, this is old news. A frakking women's magazine covered this before EG . For shame....
orakio
09/04/08 @ 18:11
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so... you read women's magazines eh? ^_^
Razorus
09/04/08 @ 21:04
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Lol, no I don't. Ok, sometimes. I just want to know how they think. Turns out, they can't think of anything interesting except make-up tips, weight loss, something called menopause and 'how to tell when your man is cheating", which is useful because now I know how to trick the female.

Anyway, back on topic. Someone on a Gamespot forum provided a link to the website for....Vogue or something. And they had an interview with the producers of the game and lots of info before anyone else.
Slipstream
10/04/08 @ 03:09
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I'm not a fan of the films, the films were okay, and the game tie-ins were horrendous.
I am however a fan of KOTOR, this was my first introduction to the franchise and I deem the plot better than any of the movies, this is my personal opinion of course.

Uhh so my point is, the fact that were are getting something orginal again has given me hope, it looks wonderful and the physics look like there's alot of fun to be had playing about with them.
However the gameplay doesn't look 'solid' if you see what I mean, not when compared to action games of late GoW, NG and heck even Kingdom Hearts 2. Of course it's still work in progress so I'll be optimistic towards it at this point.

Anyhow it shines with potential! I love the Apprentice's battle stance and attire...not liking his looks much though, lol hopefully we can edit this feature hehe.
sirtacos
19/04/08 @ 00:29
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The Force Unleashed is either going to be brilliant or bollocks.
I'm not betting on either, although I'm not expecting actual brilliance because in my opinion this shall be an 8 out of 10 at most, which is what I meant by 'brilliant', while by 'bollocks' I mean a 6 or 7 out of 10, which is probably what it'll end up being.

Honestly with the hype Lucasarts' marketing department have been churning up The Force Unleashed is either going to fulfill expectations or fall dreadfully short.

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