Performance drugs for pro gamers News

hmmm...
can't really have drug testing for online gaming can we?

Kinda shakes the "no cheating possible" thing on some of those earning money games...

Just like football and other sports. You don't need drugs if you just play these games for entertainment or health purposes. But for professional who earn money by winning them then I guess they need all the edges they can have.

Sad but I can understand it.

Presumably the improvement comes when you take them after a prolonged withdrawal leads to shaky hands-syndrome?

I tend to find that smoking crack keeps me on my toes during extended bouts of Team Fortress 2.

So, fairly similar to a caffeine tablet then?

There's a William Gibson short story based on a premise pretty close to this, a drug that goves the user great focus and reflexes... that is a "real" drug, though, not espresso in pill form like this. Either way; gaming drugs sounds pretty sci-fi.

I'll stick with mountain dew, tho.

lol whut?!

F**k me sidewards, thats just gay. if you need drugs to help u game u shouldnt game lol simple as that

So basically Red Bull, except in pill form?

Alternatively, gamers could just stop drinking aspartame sodas and improve reactions that way... just my opinion ;)

German medical law is so restrictive that, without being classified as a medical drug (and then cannot being sold through the net normally), all they can put into pills are a small vitamine dose and everything that doesn't work, but can't hurt you either.
20€ for something that doesn't hurt you seems a bit expensive.

I don't think there are many useful legal or illegal drugs to improve gaming.

I wonder if EG gets payed for ads like this?

OMG HAX!

Looking at that ingredients list, it's exactly what I expected.
Some good, health-related ingredients at such a small quantity it makes them negligable.

It's main active ingredient (as expected) is caffeine, and anyone who thinks constant doses of caffiene is safe needs to re-think, or else thier adrenal glands and insulin response will have a say in it.

That's all well and good for FPS games, but what about RPGs, online and otherwise. You'd need some pill that knocks out most of your brain functions but doesn't stop you grinding, so you just wake up one day with maximum stats or whatever. Actually, I developed a similar condition while collecting a million roses in We Love Katamari, but a pill would be much faster.

Games like Rez and Space Giraffe requires another kind of drug...

"I don't think there are many useful legal or illegal drugs to improve gaming."

My guess is that speed or cocane would help, they both improve concentration and reflexes. Speed (Amphetamines) were prescribed to fighter pilots in the Gulf War. And what is flying a warplane if not just a realistic flight sim?

Redesigning caffeine, yet again.

Cocaine would leave one paranoic, IMO. Doesn't sound like a good call to perform well on a video-game.

Yeah, but in a game everyone usually is out to get you.

/sigh

I'm sure they will make a fortune. Its like the national lottery in pill form.

Just out of interest, are there long term drawbacks to taking daily vitamin B supplements either through Berroca or normal pills?

gLOL.

These taxes on stupid people really need to be toned down.

I thought Jolt Cola was the substance of choice for computer users looking for that extra edge!

This is hardly drugs, its branded caffeine. I play TF2 with a bag of speed for dabbing at when I die, it really improves my twitch game.

In order to get thru the grind in WoW I just smoke loads of skag, really takes the edge off.

Apostle: OMG n00bs use FPSBrain! H4x 11!!1!

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Its Berocca and coffee, just go to Tescos.

ANYONE CONSIDERING PURCHASING THIS PRODUCT HALT!!

My cousin is a bio chemist, who i have just sent the fpsbrain link to. His reply was basically what a load of bollocks, this product basically contains vitamins, stabilizers, non essential amino acids and caffeine. The only ingredient that would be of any use is Tyrosine. Tyrosine basically helps neurotransmitters start firing but they give patients between 1000 and 1500 mg's as a daily dose and even then there is only a noticeable change in patients already under physical or emotional stress. Judging by the 100 mg dose they state this is just a con.

Just go out and by some redbull or go full wack and get an ounce of coke.

"My guess is that speed or cocane would help, they both improve concentration and reflexes..."

From my experiences about ten years ago - coke yes, but speed, hell no, just the opposite in terms of concentration.
Though considering I've got tourette syndrome and ADHD I guess I might not be the best candidate for demonstrating the effects of CNS stimulants :p.

In more recent years I've found that guarana does seem to have a slight positive effect on concentration - and keeping you awake if you're a bit tired. If I take it (and only in prescribed doses) for more than a few days in a row, I actually tend to get unnaturally tired though (though obviously nothing even remotely close to how battered you feel after a weekend on speed) - even though I may not stay up for much longer or move around much more than I otherwise would have done.

Amphetamines are sometimes prescribed to soldiers in wartime conflicts, yes, but it does little for skills like concentration (focus) and reflexes. Rather the contrary, I'd wager, plus it wreacs havoc on the users personal judgement. It also makes users rather impatient, twichy like, but not in a FPS twitchy mad-skillz sort of way. In short, speed it is not a very beneficial drug.

However, it does make users altert, as in "not sleepy", for prolonged periods. So a bomber pilot is able to squeeze in another bombing run before absolutely having to sleep. Theres is a bit of a chance that he'll confuse a kindergarden for a zombie-producing plant, of course, or bomb a civillian car that sorta looked a bit like a tank, or even hit a civillian hospital because he figured there might be some taliban mujahedin contras national guard terrorists hiding in there.

That is sort of the downside to applying speed to warfighters, but in shock and awe type situations, personal judgement and precision is not all that important anyway. More of a canvas bombing thing, rather than "surgical strikes".

That said, I don't know if the speed-popping pilotes heroes of Desert Storm are urban legend or actual fact. Anyway, I would not reccomend anyone in a warzone to pop speed unless they're:
A) Rather close to collapsing from exhaustion, AND
B) Are pretty much guaranteed to die if they fall asleep.

BTW: The guys dying after marathon sessions of WoW and the like, probably had downed a whole lot of Red Bull, which sound pretty similar to this FPSBrain-drug-thing.

hmmmm it slightly concerns me the amount of people on here actively talking about highly illegal drug use.

you want to play games better? PRACTICE!!!!!

edit: or get yourself an oxygen bar, that way you won't care when you lose

"Just like football and other sports. You don't need drugs if you just play these games for entertainment or health purposes. But for professional who earn money by winning them then I guess they need all the edges they can have.

Sad but I can understand it."

Laughable, then, that playing videogames requires nowhere near the amount of skill as a professional sport and if anyone says otherwise they seriously need to get laid.

Ah the old 'if you don't agree with me then you need to get laid' argument. Almost infallible. Almost.

110% money back guarantee? I'll take one meellion orders please. For a minute.

Sounds like a pill version of that Sprite energy drink to me, only a damn sight more expensive.

Anyone who would pay that money for what essentially amounts to a caffeine fix is a complete idiot.

"Just like football and other sports. You don't need drugs if you just play these games for entertainment or health purposes. But for professional who earn money by winning them then I guess they need all the edges they can have.

Sad but I can understand it."

Hasn't a major US athlete just been jailed for taking performance-enhancing drugs? Are you actually saying that as long as you are earning money playing sports professionally then performance-enhancing drug taking is 'understandable'?

Which isn't really related though admittedly, as this thing as about as much a drug as Red Bull is.

Get a proper job, hippies!

I must concur, there is nothing in this tablet that will really do anything for your performance, except the obvious caffeine. And everyone in England drinks so much tea they're all pretty resistant to caffeine anyway.

Although 500mg is quite a *lot* of caffeine... Isn't that like five or six red bulls? Taken at once? Isn't that kinda worrying?

@Crofto

"playing videogames requires nowhere near the amount of skill as a professional sport"

How exactly do you compare two things that aren't the same? "skill" is not a universal unit you know.

"and if anyone says otherwise they seriously need to get laid"

Ah, cunningly infering that you get laid all the time, I see what you did there... methinks the gentleman doth protest too much. Hmmm, I wonder if Einstein ever relied on that proof.

I think Freud and Foucault did though and they were right chumps.

Mmm.. they look tasty.

"The alertness and mental clarity I get from FpsBrain helps me to maximize my gaming performance with every move!"

Although it does completely subvert any form of mental bullshit-filtering.

Sometimes one beer helps my gaming skills. I guess that's because then I think less about unimportant stuff, so I can focus on the game. Or it sets free my instincts.

Forget them, ever since I heard about this stuff on the allgames interactive podcast (the best and funniest podcast ever) I've wanted some. http://www.iloveblow.com/

I've noticed, that even though a diagnosis in ADHD might cause harm in gaming, the medication does work positively in certain games. Only thing is I'm probably stuck with a certain flash movie in my head for the rest of my life...

@Canyarion

What is consistently said about the effect of alcohol on driving, is that its imparing effects on judgement make the test subject THINK their performance is increased, when in fact the oppostire is the case right from the off.

This has been proved under strict test conditions, and to be honest I would expect to the same to apply to games. It might feel like you are doing a better job, but you are hardly the best judge, because you've been drinking :)

A beer might make you enjoy playing the game more however, which I wouldn't argue with.