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No Hitler in new Wolfenstein Comments by Tom Bramwell

7 August, 2008

"We can't do him in yet!"

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Physically_Insane
07/08/08 @ 14:42
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no Hitler = no sale
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Zomoniac
07/08/08 @ 14:44
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HEIL!

..... oh.
Der_tolle_Emil
07/08/08 @ 14:47
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One of the very, very few PC titles I really look forward to.
bad09
07/08/08 @ 14:49
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I wonder if Max Mosley will be in it......
spammage
07/08/08 @ 14:49
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Hitler, he ruined the "mini-tache" forever, something for which he cannot be forgiven.....
Adam_T
07/08/08 @ 14:52
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get his bird in it! that Braum woman! or whatever she's called.

Naked.
stepneg
07/08/08 @ 14:53
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I hope the mulitplayer is as good as it was in RTCW
SBfistfun
07/08/08 @ 15:02
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I wonder if Max Mosley will be in it.....
lol
the_dudefather
07/08/08 @ 15:27
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hitler was not in RTCW right?

anyway, the solution is simple: put hitler in this game, then fight against ghost hitler, then zombie hitler, then demon hitler, then ghost-zombie-demon hitler
dingo75
07/08/08 @ 15:31
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@Adam_T

Eva Braun
ChthonicEcho
07/08/08 @ 15:31
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Over 50 years have passed, and we're still not over Hitler? The longer we're keeping him in our closet, the more special he becomes. Give it another 50 years, and it won't be Hitler, it'll be 'He whose name cannot be spoken'.

/sarcasm
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mischief
07/08/08 @ 15:36
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Boo.
Hitler would be great in this.
An undead Hitler would be awsome. If he was an undead Hitler they could reanimate him over and over again for the sequels, like Dracula in the Hammer Horror films.
They have missed a trick...
gamecubeisbest
07/08/08 @ 15:36
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Lame
mischief
07/08/08 @ 15:37
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Wasn't there some Armour plated hitler in Spear Of Destiny anyway?
oef!
07/08/08 @ 15:48
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Correct, he was, armor plated, in one of the wolfenstein games. He said something like "mein eva" when he died.
Oh-Bollox
07/08/08 @ 15:48
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Hitler was in Wolfenstein 3D, but he'd had a shave.
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07/08/08 @ 15:51
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Make that ghost-zombie-demon-unshaven hitler :|
JonFE
07/08/08 @ 15:52
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Who cares about him; bring back the busty leather-clad babes I say ;)
ps3owner
07/08/08 @ 15:55
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"We can't do him in yet!"

kinky :)
mischief
07/08/08 @ 15:56
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fair point JonFE - as long as there are decent sized portions of supernatural high jinx and LEATHER CLAD NAZI CRUMPET, I'll be able to cope without the Furher being in the game.
Capn
07/08/08 @ 16:01
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Coolio =D
I'm just chuffed that we're getting a new Wolfenstein.

And i'm pretty sure Hitler's large lady friend was killed in Return to Castle Wolfenstein; Big, giant monster thing came out and killed her - Then you go to the Zombie crypt with the traps. They were epic in Multiplayer.
thedaveeyres
07/08/08 @ 16:28
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BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
el_pollo_diablo
07/08/08 @ 16:28
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2001's PC title Return to Castle Wolfenstein...... was terrible.
crsmithy
07/08/08 @ 16:52
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Am I the first person to give a small giggle that the main character is called BJ? Forum standards are slipping...
Turambar
07/08/08 @ 17:09
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@Capn

That was Helga Von Bulow founder of the leather clad large busted nazi wench division.
Wyrm
07/08/08 @ 17:10
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That's lame. They can kill him and have him brought back in some sort of zombie-robo Hitler form.
RedSparrows
07/08/08 @ 17:11
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'Over 50 years have passed, and we're still not over Hitler? The longer we're keeping him in our closet, the more special he becomes. Give it another 50 years, and it won't be Hitler, it'll be 'He whose name cannot be spoken'.'

Way to spectacularly make a straw man in one fell swoop.

1. Read the article.
2. Play Wolfenstein 3D.
3. Read the article again.
ChthonicEcho
07/08/08 @ 17:51
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@RedSparrows

I was being largely sarcastic.

/goes to edit his original post
Kazzahdrane
07/08/08 @ 21:45
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As Will Smith used to say in the 1990's:

Awww heil no!
Nithron
07/08/08 @ 22:51
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Is he too busy starring in the next Sonic game?
armyourfists
07/08/08 @ 23:06
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"As Will Smith used to say in the 1990's:

Awww heil no! "

Fuck. Beat me to it.
disc
08/08/08 @ 00:51
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Designers of the game: You just don't get it do you?
sirtacos
08/08/08 @ 02:48
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Hitler should be in every game.
disc
08/08/08 @ 05:07
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He should. Even in sequels of Wolfenstein. Even though he is dead.

Because he can be resurrected.

Or his head can be put in a Jar.

Or maybe he had clones.



It doesn't matter. You are making a game. You can do whatever the fuck you want.
Banksy
08/08/08 @ 07:19
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"Or maybe he had clones."

You make clones sound like an STD.
LukeFX
08/08/08 @ 08:12
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Jesus, cant believe they have been developing this and I didn't know.

GET THE FUCK IN!

My friday just got a whole lot better, im going to celebrate tonight! yesi
3william56
08/08/08 @ 09:01
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I used to think that shooting Nazis would never get old, until it was done to death in a zillion WW2 shooters. But there's no way to get tired of shooting Adolf. With or without zombies, robotic parts, armour, 'tache or whatever. It's just something you *have* to do.

Death is a temporary inconvenience in games, dude.
ExplodingClown
08/08/08 @ 17:49
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Couldn't they just have him escape on a Zeppelin when you get his health low enough?

If the Kreisau Circle are going to be gun-toting rebels, I demand to have Oskar Schindler as an AI sidekick.
FWB
11/08/08 @ 06:43
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Die Allied Schweinhund!

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