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29 November, 2005

See what Uwe Boll's been up to.

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The12thMonkey
29/11/05 @ 13:14
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Who on earth was mad enough to let him make and release two films withint such a short space of time? Maybe he has files and enough dirt on every movie exec in Hollywood to keep him in business.
jack_klugman
29/11/05 @ 13:16
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It's the new Kill Bill. With Jason Strantham. DYS?!
Dizzy
29/11/05 @ 13:22
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Can't believe Ray Liotta is in this one....
Talha
29/11/05 @ 13:22
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Oh my God, who released him from the asylum to make another movie?
Artemus
29/11/05 @ 13:25
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Burt Reynolds. Oh dear.
Psi
29/11/05 @ 13:28
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my brain hurts...
trousers
29/11/05 @ 13:53
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Uwe: Would you like me to lap dance for you?

Exec:...don't hesitate, if you have any other ideas. I'd be very interested

Uwe: Got them here, got them here! [Uwe reaches down and picks up a blue file.]

Uwe: Right, OK. House of the Dead, Mario Bros, Streetfighter, Alone in the Dark, Mortal Kombat. What does that say to you about videogame movies?

Exec: They're shit?

Uwe : That's one way of looking at it, another is give me some more cash despite the fact that I am clearly insane.

Exec: ok.

Expect a Monkey Tennis film sometime soon.
Psi
29/11/05 @ 13:57
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great idea trousers, could he make a film about super monkey ball? now that would rock!

could we have christopher walken as the monkey please?
jiveguy
29/11/05 @ 14:05
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Kami
29/11/05 @ 14:41
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*Is trying hard not to laugh*
Psi
29/11/05 @ 14:51
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firefox died the death after struggling 20mins not to show me the clip. I take this as the god of internet browsing sending me a sign and will stay clear bigtime.
geepersd
29/11/05 @ 15:04
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lordofthehouseofflyingmatrixdaggers-a-go-go
Grunk
29/11/05 @ 15:15
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does anyone know if the Uwe Boll box set will be out in time for christmas??
Kostabi
29/11/05 @ 15:39
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" Who on earth was mad enough to let him make and release two films withint such a short space of time?"

I'm sure I read somewhere that he setup his own distribution company to handle the Dungeon Siege release.
Gulag
29/11/05 @ 15:49
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watched the trailer, liked it. Who knows, maybe Uwe Boll's transition from survival/horror/comedy(unintentional) to epic fantasy will be the making of him. Like Peter Jackson...

(And yeah, Burt Reynolds *does* look like he's trying, bless.)
Sko
29/11/05 @ 16:54
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I feel sorry for John Rhys Davies, myself. His last foray into sword & sorcery fantasy films probably skewed his decision to do this one and I'm sure it'll have been pitched to him as a LotR-like.

So, did someone ask Ray Liotta if he'd change his hair style for the film to something more suitable and he refused?
Yazoo
29/11/05 @ 17:52
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It's the new Kill Bill. With Jason Strantham. DYS?!"

Have you just used an acronym of "Do You See?" :/ It's like.. Digitiser 2005. baby.
Kosumo
29/11/05 @ 19:48
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Having the title of the website, "Fantastic Films International" then having a Uwe Boll film listed is one hell of a contradiction.
Lankyn
29/11/05 @ 20:21
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Worst cast evar! Jason Statham, Leelee Sobieski, Burt Reynolds, Ray Liotta, Matthew Lillard and Kristanna Loken! God I can't wait.
Ace Grace
29/11/05 @ 20:23
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Joking aside, from the trailer, it doesn't actually look that bad.

Xerx3s
29/11/05 @ 21:52
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"does anyone know if the Uwe Boll box set will be out in time for christmas?? "

Why? Who do you want dead?
karstux
30/11/05 @ 11:03
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Well, if the trailer's anything to go by, it might even be a half-decent fantasy yarn. Maybe Boll has actually started making good movies!
PearOfAnguish
30/11/05 @ 13:23
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Well, if the trailer's anything to go by, it might even be a half-decent fantasy yarn. Maybe Boll has actually started making good movies!

What trailer did you watch? It must have been another film with ninjas, kung-fu farmers and horrible acting.
Sko
30/11/05 @ 16:17
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Don't forget the jungle gym ropes with leaves super-glued to them. Or Liotta gurning during that rather embarassing sword 'stunt'. Or Lillard chewing the scenery. Or...

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