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PlayStation 2 News by Ellie Gibson

25 July, 2006

At last, the real reason Brazil was knocked out of the 2006 World Cup has been revealed - well, providing you believe anything that's printed in The Sun, anyway.

The British tabloid has published an interview with French model Alexandra Paressant - the girlfriend of Brazil's best hope for victory, Ronaldinho. She claims that during the tournament, the international footballing superstar would creep into her hotel room of an evening, despite the coach's orders.

There the pair would "make love all night" - well, not quite all night, since it seems Ron likes to enjoy a bit of post-coital PS2 action.

"He likes to relax afterwards by playing his games. He was playing the FIFA 2006 football game during the World Cup," Paressant told The Sun. And apparently, that's what made him too tired to score any goals.

By an amazing coincidence, Ronaldinho appeared on the box of EA's FIFA '06 last year. But he probably didn't accept any money for it on account of how much he likes EA's FIFA games and all.

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25/07/06 @ 12:56
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He's got his priorities straight.
disussedgenius
25/07/06 @ 12:57
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The reason he was crap was obviously because he was playing FIFA instead of Pro Evo. He must have believed that real football was like that instead ;)
Azazel
25/07/06 @ 12:59
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Heh, was just gonna say: wait till he discovers PES.
Steroyd
25/07/06 @ 13:00
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damn it disussedgenius i was also going to make that remark lol.
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redd
25/07/06 @ 13:04
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pimps and hos and now Alexandra :D
WooHoo!!!
25/07/06 @ 13:05
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coojam
25/07/06 @ 13:05
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I bet they "made love all night" with the lights off
kaleii
25/07/06 @ 13:06
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Aww, it took four comments before someone started or ended a sentence with "lol". You guys are slipping.
Eldritch
25/07/06 @ 13:07
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"He's got his priorities straight."

His teeth obviously not.
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25/07/06 @ 13:16
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Which obviously does not matter.

Unless you want to bed him but can't just because of his smile.
fawe3
25/07/06 @ 13:29
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Ohh thats why hes crap now, hes not a virgin anymore.
Feanor
25/07/06 @ 13:33
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Seems a bit strange a guy with that much money wouldn't pay to get his teeth fixed.
Corvus
25/07/06 @ 13:56
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"Seems a bit strange a guy with that much money wouldn't pay to get his teeth fixed."

I think the bad teeth are just too much a part of his image now. If he got them fixed, it just wouldn't be the same. As another example of what I'm talking about, imagine if Matt Lucas lost lots of weight (absolutely nothing to do with football or Ronaldinho, but I thought it was a good example).
Whitey McCool
25/07/06 @ 14:12
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I remember reading a quote from Rooney once saying when he first got in the Everton squad he really enjoyed playing Fifa in a tag team with Tony Hibbert against Alan Stubbs and David Weir.

The world needs more Hibbert vs Weir hardcore Fifa activity. A lot more.
Lukus
25/07/06 @ 15:13
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Well, he certainly looks like a horse. I wonder if he's hu... Aww forget it.
yiannis
25/07/06 @ 15:32
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he likes his PS2?

that splains why he played like crap in the world cup...
jonny8
25/07/06 @ 16:11
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man, that story is such an EA PR plant
PotajiTo
25/07/06 @ 16:15
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I remember a video during the world cup were Ronaldinho was playing pro evo with a waiter or something like that. Probably this is all marketing crap from EA :P
hjarg666
25/07/06 @ 21:13
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Well, i remember something similar from previous World Cup. That time it was Ronaldo (i think) who was accused of playing his PS2 instead of practicing.

Someone warmed up an old story perhaps?
soanso
25/07/06 @ 21:55
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So if Ronaldihno was knackered from being up all night
The same excuse can't be used for Ronaldo.
He didn't go all night at anything.
He's too fat now!!!!!!!!
chupachups
25/07/06 @ 22:58
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Wasn't there an English premiership player in the mid-90s who claimed they lost the cup final because he played Tomb Raider all night?
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26/07/06 @ 10:09
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^^ yeah that was David James

In April 1997, then-Liverpool goalkeeper David James cited all-night sessions playing Tomb Raider as the mitigating factor behind a dreadful performance on the pitch.

http://technology.guardian.co.uk/games/s...
Muddtallica
26/07/06 @ 14:26
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Oh, for goodness' sake. I respect the guy as a player, but the last thing I want is a mental image of the buck-toothed freak in bed. :S
Isonic
03/08/06 @ 11:32
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Has anyone actually ever seen ronnys girlfriend?She could be one of those really sexy,fit brazillians.or she could be one of those really rough ones from the ''ghetto''.Well he cnt be that good in bed,as he probably closes his eyes,imagining hes doing it with a football.But anyhow,he cnt be that gd at fifa then can he?

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