Are you looking for a new job? Perhaps you're bored with your current one, or perhaps you still haven't bothered to go down the job centre since returning from university and your Mum's threatening to throw you out on the street?
Well, the good news is that Eurogamer Network, as in the company behind this very website, is now hiring.
First up, we're looking for a sales manager - someone with proven sales experience, preferably in online advertising, and a passion for games. The successful candidate will be tasked with managing client relationships, writing proposals, dealing with enquiries, coming up with brilliant marketing ideas that will make us all millionaires and so on.
There's also a job going for a junior web programmer. It would suit a graduate with a background in computing, engineering or maths, or someone with full-time web development experience. You'll co-develop all our backend and frontend nonsense, do a bit of maintenance and bugfixing, and enjoy some exciting research and development business.
And finally, we're looking for a web content administrator. You need an enthusiasm for games and a willingness to take on the day-to-day tasks that keep Eurogamer.net ticking over. These include inputting features, browsing for new game info, screens and videos, manipulating images, managing the user database and so on.
All of the jobs are based in Brighton, and salaries are based on previous experience. Some of us would quite like it if some ladies would apply, because all these lot talk about is football and the Frag Dolls and we miss having conversations about frocks and dolphins. But there you are.