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DoA film out next autumn Comments by Ellie Gibson

22 November, 2005

Starring Holly Valance!

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Hangman
22/11/05 @ 12:52
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i'm sure this is gonna be fantastic!

not
tengu
22/11/05 @ 12:54
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LOLS, Another load of crap for the pile!
paulf
22/11/05 @ 12:56
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filmed in bounce-o-vision apparently
djchump
22/11/05 @ 12:58
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lol - Sho Kosugi was shit.

The teaser trailer for the film looks like it could fall into the "so bad, it's good" category, along with the first Mortal Kombat film, which I quite enjoyed in a brainless stupid action way.
However, Mortal Kombat actually had some martial artists in the cast, and in trying to get Holly Valance and Jaime Pressly to do kung-fu, it could end up in the "so bad, it's no longer good, but just plain bad" category.

meh.
kincaide
22/11/05 @ 12:59
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http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0398913/

You forgot to mention Brian.J. White is going to be Zack.

You may remember him for such movies as:

Ways of the Flesh
Malibooty
Trios 3 : The Escort

and T.V series Undressed
Teeth
22/11/05 @ 12:59
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You can't make a film out of a fucking beat-em-up, it's just stupid.
tengu
22/11/05 @ 13:04
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Tell that to Christopher Lambert and Jean Claude Van Damme Teeth :D

One other thing: Shouldn't a movie like this at least have good looking women? I mean Holly Valance ffs?
foreverafternothing
22/11/05 @ 13:15
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i disagree Tengu.

perhaps they could put Hermione whatshername in as Lei Fang?
Psi
22/11/05 @ 13:17
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it seems any stupid idea can gather lots of cash :S

holly vallance.... no mobile phone and no cash to make phone calls with, and no common sence if she's making this film....

....dum blonde :)
gallow
22/11/05 @ 13:18
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Is it a Hong Kong cinema production? If so then it could be OK. If its a US production then it will be Street Fighter the film. Where as the origial Street Fight anime was superb with fantasic fight scenes and good animation. I think it did have a story, of sorts, to.
Sko
22/11/05 @ 13:19
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"Shouldn't a movie like this at least have good looking women?"

*googles Jaime Pressly with SafeSearch off*

*...is happy*

She's also in the very funny My Name Is Earl, btw.
Sko
22/11/05 @ 13:21
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"....dum blonde :)"

Are you blonde, Psi?
jack_klugman
22/11/05 @ 13:23
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One other thing: Shouldn't a movie like this at least have good looking women? I mean Holly Valance ffs?

HOLLY VALLANCE!
asphaltcowboy
22/11/05 @ 13:28
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Clearly neither of them have big enough breasts...
Tweakmonkey
22/11/05 @ 13:36
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Devon Aoki's dad is Mr Benihanna!!

I wonder does she throw food around at home a lot.
foreverafternothing
22/11/05 @ 13:36
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thats where the CGI comes in.
AtomicBanana
22/11/05 @ 13:41
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http://rapidshare.de/files/7878015/DOA_TEASER_FINAL.mov.html
mastertigurius
22/11/05 @ 13:47
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I'm looking forward to this film.
Remember; it's based on the DOA-games, so you can't expect it to revolutionize cinema in any way. Most of the actors look a lot like their characters, and it's going to follow the simple DOA-tradition of fighting and bouncing boobs...what more could you want? It's going to be simple and amusing entertainment - just like the games (remember; this is coming from a huge fan of the games!).
tenma
22/11/05 @ 14:07
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asphaltcowboy said what I was gonna say. :\
optimusprym8
22/11/05 @ 14:16
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^^this

CGI is amazing these days... they can take it off for Lindsay Lohan in Herbie so they must be able to put it on for Holly :P
jack_klugman
22/11/05 @ 14:29
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CGI is amazing these days... they can take it off for Lindsay Lohan in Herbie

Why... why would you do that?
optimusprym8
22/11/05 @ 14:31
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Disney made them [take off a few sizes], damn them!
Zerimski
22/11/05 @ 14:41
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Just watched the trailer. It's hilarious...in some kind of very very wrong way.
Aretak
22/11/05 @ 15:32
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Bahahaha... that trailer is a laugh riot. I think House of the Dead could have some competition for worst game adaption ever...
smelly
22/11/05 @ 15:45
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goto : www.ukresistance.com

funny preview!
Kami
22/11/05 @ 15:47
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Holly Vallance did get a role in CSI: Miami not long ago.

Mind you, it was (a) a non-speaking role and (b) she was dead pretty much at the start...
kalel [mod]
22/11/05 @ 16:13
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It is pretty incredible that your career can go downhill from being in Neighbours, but that it can go downhill from being in a Reverse Charges advert is just unbelievable, especially for a babe like her. Her agent needs shooting.
Bitkari
22/11/05 @ 17:00
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Holly Valance was also on Prison Break last week.

Most surreal casting of ex-Neighbours cast member since Alan Dale was the Vice President in 24.

Sko
22/11/05 @ 17:00
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"goto : www.ukresistance.com funny preview!"

You mean - www.ukresistance.co.uk?
mastertigurius
22/11/05 @ 17:11
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Hmm...I just saw the trailer, so forget what I said earlier. I'm going to watch (though without spending money on) this movie, simply because I'm a DOA-fan. I'm expecting it to suck big-time. ^_^
Xerx3s
22/11/05 @ 19:03
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Will it feature a spartan?


/wont be interested in this film...
The Bodybuilder
22/11/05 @ 20:23
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>"GI is amazing these days... they can take it off for Lindsay Lohan"

No I think the cocaine did that for her.
Freek
22/11/05 @ 20:55
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Where's the trailer?? Doesn't seem to be up in the usual places and Google comes up empty.
tengu
22/11/05 @ 21:10
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There's a link to it a few posts up Freek.

Looks hilarious :)
Freek
22/11/05 @ 21:13
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Ah yes, missed that one scrolling through. LOL, seems really really cheesy and lots of girl power type one liners. Good for a laugh but why make it like that? The games more like the usual "you offended my honor/killed my family, I want revenge"-type martial arts movie not the Spice Girls.
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Darth_Flibble
22/11/05 @ 22:51
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the rapid share link is rubbish, it says I'm d/l a file although I'm not
another link is

http://www.comingsoon.net/trailers/doa/doateaser.swf
TR421
22/11/05 @ 22:58
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You have to right click and save as once the timer's counted down.
This does look awful though, really cheesy and not much to do with the games' plotlines.
It looks like fanservice, only without the service and to a different set of fans.

Is the Doom movie out yet by the way?
JaysonG
22/11/05 @ 23:08
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Zack is the guy from the shield isn't he?
Aretak
23/11/05 @ 03:51
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Yes.
YUSHi
23/11/05 @ 04:29
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The thing that i don't understand is that someone, somewhere thought this movie would be a good idea...
admir
23/11/05 @ 05:00
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is it going to be porn or a action movie. i hope its pure porn just like the game
Danj
23/11/05 @ 09:38
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This movie will bomb because the actresses' boobs simply aren't big enough.
jack_klugman
23/11/05 @ 10:38
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Did I just watch Ms. Vallance defeat a man with her bra? SOLD!
optimusprym8
23/11/05 @ 10:55
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or rather, without her bra ;P
jack_klugman
23/11/05 @ 12:08
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Glorious
Tweakmonkey
23/11/05 @ 13:56
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Another link http://www.comingsoon.net/trailers/doa

Damn - that bit with the bra is hilarious. I would be too ashamed to go to a cinema to watch this though.

edit: do links not work anymore?
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