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News by Ellie Gibson

16 September, 2005

Miami-based lawyer Jack Thompson has responded angrily to what he claims is an attempt by Rockstar to brand him a "sexual pervert".

For several years Thompson has slammed the developer's Grand Theft Auto games for their violent and sexual content, and recently he was a vocal critic of the GTA: San Andreas 'Hot Coffee' mod.

Rockstar has just launched a new website for forthcoming PSP game GTA: Liberty City Stories, which features a spoof email from "JT@CitizensUnitedNegatingTechnology".

"The Internet is an unambiguous evil," the email reads.

"The only things worse than the Internet are computer games and liberals."

"Only last week, I was using the Internet to look up some information for my 15 year old niece, who is a keen water skier and state wide sailor," it continues.

"Trust me when I say this - searching under the subject matter "Teenage girls water sports" is not for the faint hearted."

Those who "really care about our society" are then invited to click on a lick to the Citizens United Negating Technology website, which features testimonials by people who say their lives have been ruined by the Internet, along with advice to "Turn off now before you are sucked into a vortex of shame, drugs and pornography."

Shortly after the website appeared online, US site GamePolitics received an angry email response from Thompson, in which he wrote: "Take-Two/Rockstar has created and paid for an actual Internet website for the purpose of furthering the notion that its most abiding and most effective critic, Jack Thompson, is himself a sexual pervert.

"When you click on the fake email [on the Liberty City Stories site], you will find that JT (Jack Thompson) likes to surf the Internet for pictures depicting deviant sex acts by teenage girls.

"Additionally," Thompson continues, "There is at the site an audio ad featuring a man whose name is "Jack" who is found naked by a mother in her son's room.

"Bisexual paedophile Jack Thompson is the combined message."

Thompson goes on to accuse Rockstar of adopting "The oldest dodge used by the porn industry, first used on Jack Thompson by radio pornographers whom Thompson got fined by the FCC in 1989.

"Jack Thompson can assure the world that the only thing to which he is "addicted" is eating entertainment industry scofflaws for breakfast - and golf."

Rockstar was unavailable for comment at the time of writing.

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sephy
16/09/05 @ 14:14
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You think in between all this, Rockstar could come up with some more original gameplay ideas ...

/ducks behind large boulder
PES_Fanboy
16/09/05 @ 14:14
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Ahahaha, what a fucktard.
kryten
16/09/05 @ 14:16
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go Rockstar!

only in America eh? The land of the free, where you can buy an M4 assault rifle, yet get told off for playing a fantasy game which has some ever so slight sexual content.

/shakes fist...
Teeth
16/09/05 @ 14:17
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Hehehe, good one Rockstar, that moron deserves to be paraded in front of everyone for exactly what he is. A perverted sexual deviant.
speedjack
16/09/05 @ 14:17
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Isn't winding up ill informed, hot headed, right wing idiot lawyers fun ?!!!

...and easy.
DrPhil
16/09/05 @ 14:18
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"Bisexual paedophile Jack Thompson is the combined message."

i think there were other insults in there aswell Mr Thompson
Blerk
16/09/05 @ 14:21
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lol!
Gremmi
16/09/05 @ 14:29
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He doesn't actually outright deny that he's a bisexual paedophile though. Just that he's not addicted to it.
Razzajazz
16/09/05 @ 14:32
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Jack Thompson is doing his absolute best to perpetuate the image that he is a pompous fool! While he may even have some important points (I'm not saying I agree with him, though!), he continues to make himself look like an idiot by falling hook, line and sinker for every windup tactic R* send his way!

It's all bloody entertaining though, eh?!!! :)
Milk
16/09/05 @ 14:36
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Why did rockstar bother? just ignore the little shit...
Teeth
16/09/05 @ 14:38
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Come on, he needs baiting!
twinbee
16/09/05 @ 14:39
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He deserves it.

"THE INTERNET IS A PORN HIGHWAY TO HELL" - funny because it's true.
bionutz
16/09/05 @ 14:40
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most effective critic
That doesn't make an effective one.
Sir, your main problem is the lack of arguments, if I may remark.
/johnporno out.
Freek
16/09/05 @ 14:42
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Jack Tompson in "Can't Take a Joke"-Shocker. :D
myiagros
16/09/05 @ 14:43
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that site is the funniest thing i've read in ages.

Well worth a read of peoples comments.
Mr_Whacker
16/09/05 @ 14:56
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I think Rockstart are starting to take the piss. They've had their free marketing out of Hot Coffee thing and now GTA 4 will sell more than San Andreas. Now they are just being obnoxious and giving him genuine fuel for his crusade. He'd be laughed away if they just pointed at his flimsy notions but now he is the victim of a personal attack and folks will listen to that.
Necropolis
16/09/05 @ 15:00
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A site that pokes fun at Jack and has the below anacronym certainly gets my vote... Top quality stuff...

CITIZENS
UNITED
NEGATING
TECHNOLOGY
FOR
LIFE
AND
PEOPLE'S
SAFETY
Milk
16/09/05 @ 15:03
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I'm with Mr_Whacker, I think the site is funny but I have a nagging feeling that this will come back to bite Rockstar.
Necropolis
16/09/05 @ 15:05
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Now they are just being obnoxious and giving him genuine fuel for his crusade. He'd be laughed away if they just pointed at his flimsy notions but now he is the victim of a personal attack and folks will listen to that.

The thing is they haven't personally attacked him. What they are doing is a parody which is completely legal and protected by the American Constitution under the first amendment.
prettyboytim
16/09/05 @ 15:05
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Am I the only one who thinks this is childish and unhelpful?
Feanor
16/09/05 @ 15:08
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LOL. I didn't know about the F.L.A.P.S. bit.
Feanor
16/09/05 @ 15:11
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"The thing is they haven't personally attacked him. What they are doing is a parody which is completely legal and protected by the American Constitution under the first amendment."

Quite right. I saw The People vs. Larry Flynt too. :)
Sko
16/09/05 @ 15:12
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*is going to need a dictionary to find out what 'scofflaw' is, but suspects it's something to do with 'cock'*
Teeth
16/09/05 @ 15:12
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Jack Thompson is, in his own way, being incredibly childish about the whole video games industry. He's also the one in the wrong, so R* get my support out of the two figurative fighting children here.
Gurgeh
16/09/05 @ 15:16
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Where's Chris Morris when you need him...
davyuk
16/09/05 @ 15:19
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Where's Chris Morris when you need him

Somewhere, burning all evidence linking him to Nathan Barley.
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Shrui
16/09/05 @ 15:25
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Talks about himself in the third person. Let it be known that Shrui finds this as a sure sign to STEP BACK!
Eighthours
16/09/05 @ 15:39
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How could you write this article, and completely miss out all the good jokes?

I'm disappointed in you, EG!
kangarootoo
16/09/05 @ 15:51
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I have to admit to thinking this was a top move by Rockstar. Business sense aside, and whether it comes back to bite them later or not, there is nothing more amusing than mocking someone whose ego is so huge that they simply can't take a joke.

Every time Jack Thompson gets all hot and bothered and hits back, he invites further ridicule, and that kind of makes him a target.

I'm not saying making fun of stupid egotistical narrow minded people is going to get you into heaven. I'm just saying its funny.
Teeth
16/09/05 @ 15:51
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The rockstar hits Jack. The rockstar kicks Jack.
The rockstar hits Jack! Jack looks weaker.
Jack reads a cursed book of comebacks -5.
Jack dictates a letter. The secretary looks tired!
[more]
kangarootoo
16/09/05 @ 15:52
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"Let it be known that Shrui finds this as a sure sign to STEP BACK!"

Christ thats funny. Nice one mate.
kangarootoo
16/09/05 @ 16:01
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The warg cleaves Jack's skull.

Jack is dead. Jack has completed 12% of this adventure.

EDIT: "Jack reads a cursed book of comebacks -5."

Hehe. This thread is on form.
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jimmyboo
16/09/05 @ 16:05
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Oh good Lord, this made me laugh. Rockstar have clearly been taking lessons from George Galloway. Shame they don't put as much effort into creativity...
w00t
16/09/05 @ 16:11
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Are we sure this guy isn't someone's sock on an epic scale?
rocketScience
16/09/05 @ 16:19
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er...

did he say "radio pornographers"?

What is this "radio porn" and where can I get some? This just sounds fascinating!
GitSomE UK
16/09/05 @ 17:13
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Hey, have you seen the attachments on the mails? lots of ingame footage there I assume from the PSP... it looks the nuts!

Click on the pictures next to the mails for little clips

Oh yeah take a look at the ammunation web site http://www.ammunation.net/
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mastertigurius
16/09/05 @ 17:29
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"The oldest dodge used by the porn industry, first used on Jack Thompson by radio pornographers whom Thompson got fined by the FCC in 1989."

1989???!!! I'm amazed he can keep going at this rate! o_O
Gl3n
16/09/05 @ 17:47
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ahahahahaha

Keep it going rockstar, give JT his own radio station :)
Dragul
16/09/05 @ 18:36
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WHEN I WENT ON THE INTERNET, I FOUND MYSELF LOOKING AT PICTURES OF NAKED WOMEN AND ACTUALLY ENJOYING IT. THIS IS A *REAL* SHAME.

Yep this is a serious question raised here...
inpHilltr8r
16/09/05 @ 19:10
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Only in America? How quickly we forget Mary Whitehouse.
Bates
16/09/05 @ 19:13
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I would say he makes some interesting points, but I'll be DAMNED if I'm going to be preached at by a faggot pedo!

/Storms off
Khab
16/09/05 @ 19:40
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"Teenage girls water sports".... hehehehe.....heheh......HAHAHAHA

/googles
Whitey McCool
16/09/05 @ 20:53
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"and golf."

pmsl
Xerx3s
16/09/05 @ 23:12
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Way to go rockstar! I luv you again! This Tomson bloke can just FO&D. This guy believes in hell eh? [...] >:)
Nadir
17/09/05 @ 08:15
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Good stuff Rockstar.

The testimonials on the Citizens United Negating Technology website are excellent: -

“Growing up in a strict religious house hold, I did not know what a penis or a vagina was. Then I got hooked on the internet. Now, I am ashamed to admit I have both.”

:-)

Nadir
smelly
17/09/05 @ 10:18
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i tried "teenage girls water sports" on google.. hit "im feeling lucky" and got this:

http://www.gurl.com/

only one naughty word on the whole site
ali-uk
17/09/05 @ 13:34
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LMFAO, I love Rockstar. They officially owned his ass.
kakarlsen
17/09/05 @ 16:09
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Smelly: Remove the space between "water" and "sports", and you will get som other hits =D

(With safe search set to off, of course)
matrim83
17/09/05 @ 17:48
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From the website :

THE ONLY FRIENDS YOU MAKE ONLINE ARE NERDS, LOSERS OR PERVERTS. BECAUSE EXCEPT FOR YOU AND ME, EVERYONE ONLINE IS ONE OF THESE.

So true :)
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Nillsens
18/09/05 @ 20:20
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On a scale from 1 to 10 that was totally awesome :p

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