Two more Resi Evil films?
Poor Alice.
Clearly undeterred by the fact that the last Resident Evil film was so awful that we started gnawing through our own intestines in hope of escaping - before we realised there was a green "EXIT" sign in the corner - Constantin Film AG is apparently setting about producing two more films in the series.
According to the Hollywood Reporter, film three, Resident Evil: Afterlife, is based on a script by Paul W. S. Anderson, who of course directed the first film. Milla Jovovich is expected to report back as Alice, who will be forced to kill lots of already-dead people in the Australian outback, which is posing as Southwestern America for the purposes of the shoot.
The fourth film, meanwhile, doesn't have a name yet, but will apparently take place in Tokyo, following Alice's flight from North America, and will be shot on location in Japan. There's no mention of who's writing the script, but if Capcom gives us a call we'll have a stab at it. Not the writing of it, that is; more the brutally slaughtering people involved in its design. With knives.
Unless of course the third is a return to the kind of predictable, medium-budget siege mentality that made the first fairly enjoyable. In which case when it comes to the fourth we'll... just... [it's okay. Go and have a lie down -Ed]. JUST MAKE ONE AT A TIME DAMMIT.
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/dons flame-prrof clothing.
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Not played the games. (Although will probably play 4 soon) But liked both films
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Maybe my expectations isn't THAT high when its based on video game because of past *experiences* with them.
Street Fighter anyone? Had to force myself to watch it actually. I remember staring at a seat next to me for a while. Went as a group so couldn't leave.
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I hate Paul W S Anderson though, he can't make decent films.
/is bitter about AvP
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"I hate Paul W S Anderson though, he can't make decent films. "
what about event horizon? that was pretty good....and i kinda liked the 2 resident evil films as well...nothing special, but not a bad way to spend 90 mins
ah milla /sigh
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They're fun, cheesey and feature zombies. Just like the games.
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In the 2nd one she got her baps out.
what she going to get out in the 3rd one?
I actually liked the 2nd one! Until the nemises came on and looked shit.
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Helicopter crash
strange ravenous dogs.
let's take shelter in that ominous looking mansion.
phew, that's lucky we made it here, hold on a second while I write my life story on this typewriter, in case anything happens to me and you can somehow download all this information to a genetically identical clone that you happen to have.
right, lets split up, I hope I don't encounter any locked doors since you are the only one who can open them, even though I'm trained special forces and am not only strong enough to kick the door down, but also have access to guns/explosives. speaking of which, look at what someone carelessly left lying about next to this potted plant......
and so on.......
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It has A SUPER ZOMBIE WITH A ROCKET LAUNCHER and TOPLESS ZOMBIE HOOKERS in it. I mean, what else do you need?
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lol
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How abouut a plot, good script, decent actors, visionary director...
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Seriously though, the first film was bad, real bad.
The second? I didn't get past the church shoot out scene. I just left the cinema. AWEFUL.
And I'm not even a great fan of the games.
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I look forward to them all no matter how shite they are.........there you go EA put Milla in one of your games and you'll shift bucket loads and people will not care!