Dig Dug on Live Arcade
Call a spade a spade.
It's a little known fact that I would like to retire and play Super Nintendo RPGs all day. I have no time for you and your "modern games", and last night I had a dream where I kept a big folder of all your misdeeds. This morning I am going to make that folder a reality, and in the meantime I'm going to set off a download of Dig Dug on Xbox Live Arcade, because that looks old and we've got to stick together.
Dig Dug's only little, at 11.57MB, costs 400 Microsoft points and, like Namco Bandai's other Xbox Live Arcade offerings, has whopping great borders down the side to remind you that you're going back in time via a Crayola factory - with 12 achievements, online leaderboards and those ever-popular "enhanced graphics" available to those who I despise. You can of course download a trial version, too.
And you can do all of that now. And-and I suspect one of us will stick a spade in the underground puzzling hero sometime later in the week, whereupon we'll probably increase our Google rank for the phrase "pumping 10ps", which - thanks is no small part to our efforts - is on an even Internet keel with" Trouble with your penis?"
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You make it all sound so tempting...But I think I'll hold off for the 21st century thrill of Lumines Live (next week hopefully !)
Stick that in your folder !!!
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" Oh hang on, my 360 is constantly freezing and has to go back to be repaired. So I can't download it anyway
I know what you mean.I've had twelve 360's overheat,giving me
ring of death,ringing ears and a sore ring.
One scalded my cat to death whilst playing Oblivion cuz I was
playing it too long and didn't notice it was lieing on top of it.
One literally exploded while I changed the batteries in the control
and the other I had to have exorcised as it was flying around the
room but that could of been the fans at the back.
Dig Dug...I will miss you but I will have to get a PS3 now
after I pimp my mother out on London's streets!
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(but the demo of this will tide me over for 7.82 minutes.)
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Dig Dug. Classic game - 400 points = cheap. Do I have any complaints? Yes - it's a shame they hadn't picked Mr Do! instead - similar but better. I've no idea who owns the licenses to that now, Universal have been dead a LONG time.
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