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Dungeon Siege movie named Comments by Ellie Gibson

10 October, 2005

Plus: Boll on BloodRayne.

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Fozzie_bear
10/10/05 @ 15:08
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and then she must drink the blood of a goat

Ooooh. So near, yet so far.
sheepsteak
10/10/05 @ 15:09
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Last linky is broken

Dungeon Seige Movie
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Bumbuliuz
10/10/05 @ 15:16
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Can it be as bad as I really think? Or mabye worse?
pantherboy
10/10/05 @ 15:20
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Burt Reynolds..... oh dear
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Heds
10/10/05 @ 15:28
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Poor Burt Reynolds, he's gone from top actor to desperate for gigs.

More Bogey Nights than Boogie Nights.
kangarootoo
10/10/05 @ 15:36
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I wonder how many people will mistake his Dungeon Siege masterwork for Lord of the Rings when they are down BlockBuster?

Only one I would suggest. My grandma. And she's dead.

Nice try though Uwe. At least this shows you have a great understanding of the industry through which you carve a living.
shamblemonkee
10/10/05 @ 15:37
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That name just just rolls off the tongue doesn't it.

Sounds like the sequel to a Sharks Tale.
Cpt_Fluffy
10/10/05 @ 15:37
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Bloodyrayne apparantly has Meat Loaf.

He has a fine body of acting work:

Fight Club, Waynesworld, Spiceworld...
Kami
10/10/05 @ 15:43
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Uew has NO understanding of the industry he carves up for a quick buck. If he had ANY understanding of the industry, his movies wouldn't suck so freaking bad. Uwe Boll must be laughing his ass off that fans STILL watch such utter crap because of the title.

I yearn for the day when the news headline is, "Developer of (insert game here) tells Uwe Boll to F**K OFF!"...
StarchildHypocrethes
10/10/05 @ 15:44
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What the hell is Ben Kingsley doing in BloodRayne?! He surely can't be that desperate?
rocketScience
10/10/05 @ 15:50
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"I yearn for the day when the news headline is, "Developer of (insert game here) tells Uwe Boll to F**K OFF!"..."

I think that was a Microsoft press release for Halo.
Spanky
10/10/05 @ 16:13
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Ben Kingsley was in Thunderbirds so his desperate whoring for cash isn't exactly new...
mastertigurius
10/10/05 @ 16:27
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The only one doing the raping must be Uwe Boll, when he's ruthlessly violating these great games.
McGeeza
10/10/05 @ 16:40
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"Fight Club, Waynesworld, Spiceworld..."

You appear to have dumped Fight Club in the same shit pan as Wayne's World and Spice World...

PS: Uwe - Give it a fucking rest will you mate...
AHiFi
10/10/05 @ 18:24
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Bloodrayne trailer isn't great but it isn't really that bad either. Here's hoping it will be okay.
Xerx3s
10/10/05 @ 18:58
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Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooo [ breaths ] oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
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[ breaths ]ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
oooooooooo
[ faints ]
Dirtbox
10/10/05 @ 23:19
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Burt Renolds?

Impeccable casting as always.
Salvia
11/10/05 @ 08:19
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" Uew has NO understanding of the industry he carves up for a quick buck."

You're right, he has no understanding of the film industry but he does know all about German tax law and its loopholes. The long and short of it is there is a tax loophole that means that investors in films that don't make a profit can still make money through the tax system. It's a little like the Producers (apart from the runaway success of the production) in that he persuades people and institutions with lots of money to invest in his films knowing they will make profit no matter what.
Sko
11/10/05 @ 09:28
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Wow, I guessed Bloodrayne was a bit sub-par from the trailer (and the whole UweBoll thing, of course) but hearing him trying to sell it with 'lesbian goat rape' kinda confirms it for me.
tengu
11/10/05 @ 09:37
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LOL @ Fozzie.

Did you mean I think you meant? :)
gallow
11/10/05 @ 10:18
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Uwe Boll is insane. His brain never seems connected to his mouth and the words that spew forth from it are just random. He needs sectioning.
Donglebomb
11/10/05 @ 11:07
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> What the hell is Ben Kingsley doing in BloodRayne?!
> He surely can't be that desperate?

I remember reading something about him having a lifelong ambition to play a vampire, and this was the first role that came up. All the same, you'd think the daft bald tit would do a *bit* of research.
SlackMaster
11/10/05 @ 11:09
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It amazes me why developers sign over movie rights to this turd.
kangarootoo
11/10/05 @ 14:30
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I feel sorry for Ben Kingsley (though thatb is a bit patronising). He's a great actor who just isn't fashionable at the moment it seems. I think its a bit harsh to acuse him of whoring out. He pays the bills by being an actor.

If you were a mechanic would you decide only to work on Porshes and Ferarris, and starve if you were only offered my Hyundai Accent? (I have a motorbike too is my continued excuse).

The film industry is fickle. Look at John Travolta, who admits openly that his career was dead until Pulp Fiction made him cool again (if only until Battlefield Earth came along).
Darth_Flibble
11/10/05 @ 16:40
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sad thing is, Boll thinks his films are great (apart from house of the dead, which he blamed everyone else but him)

Boll loves the goats

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