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Are you a lady who's long dreamed of looking like a Dead or Alive Xtreme Beach Volleyball lovely? Or perhaps, more likely, you're a man who's long dreamed of his girlfriend looking like a Dead or Alive Xtreme Beach Volleyball lovely?
Well, here's your chance - DOAXBV bikinis are now available via Tecmo's online store.
There are four designs available - Amaterasu, Asterope, Lamina and Cepheus - and they're on sale at the, er, bargain price of $149.99 each, or just over £85.
According to the website, they've been "Specifically designed by Team Ninja and manufactured in Japan," don't you know. If you want one, you better get your order in now, since "these teeny-weeny bikinis will only be available for a limited time!"
Why not pick one up for the lady in your life, providing you've got £85 to spare and she's not easily offended of course. You could always tell her it was a belated gift for International Women's Day, which was yesterday, by the way, not that some of us would ever know since we didn't receive A SINGLE CARD OR PRESENT.
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kangarootoo
09/03/06 @ 16:06
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Jebus, £85! Someone loan me a sewing machine and a few pairs of cycling shorts and I'll knock something up for half that (it might not fit mind, but I'm sure thats not crucial).
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reality_cheque
09/03/06 @ 16:19
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You could always tell her it was a belated gift for International Women's Day, which was yesterday, by the way, not that some of us would ever know since we didn't receive A SINGLE CARD OR PRESENT.
@Ellie: Well if you lot actually mentioned it to us blokes at some point, then that might not have been the case :P Not that I'd have got anyone anything, as it sounds like another holiday invented by Hallmark to me... Back on topic... EIGHTY FIVE BLOODY QUID?!?!? Be cheaper shopping in Harrods ffs. |
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Spud_leg_wizz
09/03/06 @ 16:59
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Are they fuzzy pics or am I going blind from looking at bints in bikini's?
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AtomicBanana
09/03/06 @ 23:15
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/International_Women's_Day
I... I actually thought you were kidding :O |
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The annoying thing is, a lot of games news websites feed off each other. So when one site posts something ridiculously old and calls it "news", invariably several others do too. Kotaku for example, has the DOA bikini thing posted at the moment. And without Kotaku, there'd be no Edge Online etc etc.
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MrGrumpy.au
10/03/06 @ 08:52
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@Dirtie, maybe Tecmo want you to make your own Venus swimsuit.
The only materials you'd need would be: 1. Dental floss 2. Double Sided tape And that would be about it. ;) |
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reality_cheque
10/03/06 @ 10:02
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@roamer: funnily enough no, I tend to only hang around with sane women... ;)
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foreverafternothing
10/03/06 @ 11:14
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I think Ellie is hinting at wanting one, hence the late article.
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MrChuckles
10/03/06 @ 12:27
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Surely people with girlfriends don't actually play DOA Volleyball?
Firstly they don't need to look at computerised breasts. Secondly if their girlfriend saw them playing a game with computerised breasts, they wouldn't be their girlfriend for much longer! I know mine wouldn't be ecstatic. |
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