Get a real DOA Volleyball bikini
Yours for just 85 quid.
Are you a lady who's long dreamed of looking like a Dead or Alive Xtreme Beach Volleyball lovely? Or perhaps, more likely, you're a man who's long dreamed of his girlfriend looking like a Dead or Alive Xtreme Beach Volleyball lovely?
Well, here's your chance - DOAXBV bikinis are now available via Tecmo's online store.
There are four designs available - Amaterasu, Asterope, Lamina and Cepheus - and they're on sale at the, er, bargain price of $149.99 each, or just over £85.

According to the website, they've been "Specifically designed by Team Ninja and manufactured in Japan," don't you know. If you want one, you better get your order in now, since "these teeny-weeny bikinis will only be available for a limited time!"
Why not pick one up for the lady in your life, providing you've got £85 to spare and she's not easily offended of course. You could always tell her it was a belated gift for International Women's Day, which was yesterday, by the way, not that some of us would ever know since we didn't receive A SINGLE CARD OR PRESENT.
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These have been out for YEARS.
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Humm... Think I'll wait for the nude patch.
/sorry !
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@Ellie: Well if you lot actually mentioned it to us blokes at some point, then that might not have been the case
Not that I'd have got anyone anything, as it sounds like another holiday invented by Hallmark to me...
Back on topic... EIGHTY FIVE BLOODY QUID?!?!? Be cheaper shopping in Harrods ffs.
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Too bloody expensive ... it would get into trouble not from buying the bikini but from spending so much in one.
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<a href=http://ww w.tecmogames.com/store/bikinis.asp>Just for you</a> Blerko.
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That mouse-mat tho'...
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If you like, i can do you a high res photo of mine, complete with crusty bits?
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Anyway, wicked weasel FTW!
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I... I actually thought you were kidding
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The only materials you'd need would be:
1. Dental floss
2. Double Sided tape
And that would be about it.
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Firstly they don't need to look at computerised breasts.
Secondly if their girlfriend saw them playing a game with computerised breasts, they wouldn't be their girlfriend for much longer!
I know mine wouldn't be ecstatic.