Learn what women want in bed
With new DS game concept.
A game designer from Ubisoft's Montreal studio has come up with a new idea for a DS game that's aimed at teaching us all about how ladies work.
Heather Kelley came up with the concept for the Game Design Challenge competition held at this year's Montreal Games Summit. The game, which is titled Lapis, is billed as "A magical pet adventure... And stealthy primer on female sexual pleasure."
It works like this: you play with cute little bunnies on the DS's touch-screen - stroking, scratching and tickling them and so on. You can also use the microphone to talk and sing to the rabbits, and blow on their fur. If you do it right and give the bunnies enough "magical energy", they will start flying.
"The way you play with the bunnies in order to win is patterned after the VARIETY of female sexual response," explained Kelley.
"This is the overall pattern but it can’t be achieved in the same way every time - different things work for different bunnies, at different stages of the game."
"The hope is that the game would entertain females - without them ever needing to understand the sex metaphor. But at some point when they did start figuring out the connection to their own sexuality and pleasure, they would have learned some ideas and techniques behind sexual satisfaction."
You can read more about Lapis and download a demo of the game over at Moboid.com.
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Ok, I'm sick, but this Lapis thing is even sickier.
@tonynibbles: remember that men that say that they haven't anything to learn are often left by their women for men that are always open to learn something new...
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That does make me gay, I suppose.
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can the DS vibrate?
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Can't wait
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The possibilities!
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All they need now is a rumble cart with sticky out bits that contain a zillion smaller spikes. The 2 DS screens could then be used to display various instructions ;P
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But will it be fun to play?
I like the blowing on their fur part. Dunno if a lot of girls will like that O_o
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My god, the Daily Mail is going to have a field day with this one.
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So when you plug the cartridge in, do shoes and bundles of cash start popping out the back of the DS?
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fucking hell man i love my ds but am i fuck doggy'ing it!
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I'm not even looking forward to the sick movies that will come out of this....
The Plumber & The DS".
Now we know why ninty went with the "touch me" slogan.
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Could lead to some rather interesting things....
much like the old classic
http://www.gamegirladvance.com/a rchives/2002/10/26/sex_in_games_rezvibrator.html
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..im sorry for this..
The Nintendo DVDA..
...im going to hell.
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It would explain why ninty are planning to have the revo remote have a rumble feature.
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Why not? Doesn't really sound like a joke but if it is somebody should probably do it for real, sounds like an interesting concept.
Acount of the event, with the Lapis game demo
Battle Raper, a fighting game in wich you sexually assualt the female characters, now that sounds like a joke. But is actaully real.
PSP version too.
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SCROOGEminerUK
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I try not to.
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Can you bite, spank and swear at the rabbits too?
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can the DS vibrate? "
I think that it could be arranged. But thats where your mobile is for right?
/terminates cheecky mode.
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I would be your man, and you would be my DS rabbit. Oh yeah.
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I'd say it's more likely that they'll figure out the connection and be disgusted... How would you like to find that the cute bunny you've been playing with has actually been getting itself off on you? =/
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/grabs a carrot...
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surely they should be pussies?
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surely they should be pussies?"
Well you're correct on both counts... read the developer notes on the link. It's all to do with the shape of the rabbit from above and the positions of it's tail and ears and such... I'll leave the rest to you.
I guess women wouldn't be so keen to play if it was an interpretation of a sucking chest wound.