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Mario to star in SSX Comments by Ellie Gibson

1 September, 2005

It's official, say Ninty and EA.

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ProfessorLesser
01/09/05 @ 11:38
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/me hangs self
LaundroMat
01/09/05 @ 11:40
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"hilariously".
gizmo
01/09/05 @ 11:41
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"Mario has travelled in snow before, but never this fast. Let's hope his moustache doesn't freeze," he added hilariously.

Please god no.
Nemesis
01/09/05 @ 11:42
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/chirp of insects



Man. I wish they wouldn't do jokes.
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01/09/05 @ 11:42
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EA exec in bad pun extravaganza!

Nintendo mascot in ill-conceived cameo amazement!

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Darkedge
01/09/05 @ 11:55
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god that'll be one SSX title i'll avoid like the plague. As if SSX needs more dull homosexual plumbers
kangarootoo
01/09/05 @ 12:04
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I was never a fan of the SSX series, purely because I like my snowboarding games a touch more realistic (relatively speaking) like Amped and Transworld.

I should start a counter for how many times I say that every time an SSX article comes along. Its starting to become a habit.
kangarootoo
01/09/05 @ 12:04
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"he added hilariously."

Nice one EG :)
Talha
01/09/05 @ 12:16
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Kangarooto: if you don't like SSX, there is not much point in posting here, is it? On the other hand, I hate the GUTS of Mario, and still I am posting here...so we're about even.

Anyway, since Nintendo cannot make a decent snowboarding game in 10,000 years, they lick, suck and plead EA into including the mascot on their game! How smart! THIS IS A REVOLUTION FOLKS!!!
Kay
01/09/05 @ 12:21
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Talha, 1080 Snowboarding/ Avalanche were pretty good snowboarding games made by Nintendo. In fact, some would say that they were better than the SSX series.
zErOb_cOOl
01/09/05 @ 12:23
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Who cares?
Talha
01/09/05 @ 13:06
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Fair point, Kay, but I am talking about THESE days - these days they don't seem to be able to shake off the Mario mascot permanently burned into the designer's eyes
Teeth
01/09/05 @ 13:20
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/rolls die

OK...

/consults chart

Right. Today I think it's OK for them to use Mario et al in any game they like. Particularly SSX as it's not a realistic snowboarding game.
AceMaCool
01/09/05 @ 13:24
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Open letter to "Super" Mario:

Dear Mario,

Just Fucking die you little cunt.

Yours Sincerely,

Ace
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speedjack
01/09/05 @ 13:39
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/reads Mario 'joke'

/shakes head in dispair

/somewhere a dog barks
symmetry
01/09/05 @ 13:40
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YAWN
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01/09/05 @ 13:52
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But stands for magic mushrooms, star-dust, special (poppy like) plants, magical power of flight and PCP powered brick smashing.
Teeth
01/09/05 @ 13:52
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Ace, is there any need?

Viable alternatives for the C word:
"worm"
"maggot"
"stain"
"plumber"
"horror"
"pustule"
mattigan
01/09/05 @ 14:43
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Never understood why C**T (Cencored so as not ot offend the Laydees) is seen as worse than any other swear word??? Can someone elaborate?
deaner
01/09/05 @ 15:10
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Swear words relating to female genitalia have more of an impact than others because no-one likes a stinky minky.
Burton2000
01/09/05 @ 17:19
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this news is old it was on gamespots live weekly show last week they had the game there and were playing it with mario agaisnt the ea chap mario was actualy quite gud in it as hes small.
smelly
02/09/05 @ 12:05
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Lots of chavs around here with the attitude that just because a character is popular that makes him bad i see?

You do all realise if sony/microsoft had such a recognisable character they'd be doing the same? Im wasting my breath here arent i?
kangarootoo
02/09/05 @ 12:53
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@Talha

" Kangarooto: if you don't like SSX, there is not much point in posting here, is it?"

Errr... that was kind of my point when I made the comment about keeping a counter.

But lets not get started on whether there is a point to any of these posts. That is a philosophical debate that only the minds of admir and AceMaCool (note to world, referring to yourself as Ace, even when joking, is A Bad Thing) can comprehend.

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