New PAL Releases Roundup - 13/03/2009
Resi 5, SOCOM, Persona 4, more.
Did you know that Chris Redfield is a gay icon? Apparently so. Outnumbered by gay friends in the pub last night, I was expressing my belief that Sheva's unlockable leopard-print bikini outfit is perhaps a step too far, only to be told that at least one of them is trying to coax a downloadable Redfield Speedo out of Capcom. What a thought.
What a game, too. It might be awkward to play on your own, and the lack of puzzles is saddening, but there's nothing quite like fighting your way through hordes of very dangerous (albeit stupid) enemies with limited weapons and ammo, upgrading and restocking weapons between levels and griefing Kristan in co-op (why break the habit of a lifetime). It may only be worth 7/10 in our eyes, but Resident Evil 5 can still be wonderful. It's certainly the most exciting thing on the shelves this week.
Possibly, anyway. Because if you've been following Atlus' Shin Megami Tensei: Persona series than your feet may be carrying you to a completely different bit of the shop - in search of Persona 4 on PS2. Yep, 2! A bonkers blend of role-playing game and dating simulation, complete with its own openly gay character now I come to think of it, it's massive, replayable and reviewed next week once we've battled far enough through it.
Finally, also worth mentioning this week is SOCOM Confrontation from Sony, not least because it's a bit of an unknown quantity. The US release late last year was savaged, but largely on account of its many, many bugs. The European version enjoys the benefit of multiple patches, including a big one from around the start of the year. Will it make a difference? We're making sure to test it out on the European servers this week and over the weekend to find out, so check in on Monday for a verdict.
This week:
- Bleach: Dark Souls (DS)
- BrainTraining for Dummies (PC)
- Club Penguin: Elite Penguin Force (DS)
- Codename Panzers: Cold War (PC)
- Command & Conquer: Red Alert 3 - Uprising (PC - digital download)
- Crystal Defenders (Xbox Live Arcade)
- Enchanted Folk and the School of Wizardry (DS)
- EVE Online (PC - boxed release)
- Family Table Tennis (WiiWare)
- Job Island: Hard Working People (Wii)
- Jungle Speed (WiiWare)
- Millennium Series Championship Paintball 2009 (Xbox 360, PS3, PS2, Wii)
- Monster Jam Urban Assault (Wii, PSP, DS, PS2)
- MySims Party (Wii, DS)
- Peggle (Xbox Live Arcade)
- Poker for Dummies (PC)
- Puzzle Quest: Galactrix (DS)
- Resident Evil 5 (PS3, Xbox 360)
- Secret Service (Xbox 360, PS2, PC)
- Shin Megami Tensei: Persona 4 (PS2)
- SOCOM Confrontation (PS3)
- Sonic and the Black Knight (Wii)
- Suikoden - Tierkreis (DS)
- Travel Games for Dummies (DS)
- Trivial Pursuit (PS3, Xbox 360, Wii, PS2)
- World in Conflict: Complete Edition (PC)
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Heh heh heh.
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Ah right, so that's why I find him so desirable then? He's so manly with those huge muscular arms that I want him to just wrap around me and hold me tight and... ahem... this is a family website so I won't go there.
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So far Resi 5 is a 10 out of 10 from playing up to chapter 2-2 on Veteran with my friend.
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EDIT: Metacritic 54 for Sonic and the Black Knight so forget it and Wii you smells at the moment!
Yup RE5 is a must for co op and an ok for SP
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I wasn't going to get this as the demo was poor, but my friend talked me into it and I must say in co-op it may be one of the best games I have played. If you are able to play this with a mate then get it, its as good if maybe a little more fun than GOW2 co-op
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I literally said your sentiments in the Resi 5 thread, I think it just outdoes GoW2
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This is a family website hahahahaha. These forums contain some of the most fouled mouthed socially ignorant people the net has to offer.
No Offence.
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That sounds like some great escapism, the joy, the joy.
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isn't "brain training" a trademark? or is it okay because they took the space out and tacked "for dummies" on the end? if thats the case i've got a great new idea for a game, i call it SuperMarioBros for Wankers. i'll make millions!
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Yes as that's what I'm playing it on. Just watch your saves as sometimes it says the save failed for some reason. Some kind of sync problem between the PS3 game emulator and the emulated memory card on the hard disk I think.
@Rowl..
I had to read that Job Island thing twice to believe it. WTF would I want to work all day, come home and playat working all day for?!?
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Obviously reverse that if you actually like the reboot (you odd people you), you'll love this, plays smoother, faster pace and of course (needless to the rest of us) co-op.
Still it's fun - worth a punt, just thank god Capcom have already said 5 is the last of it's kind. RIP reboot I won't miss ya that's for sure.......
Oh and BTW, 360 has HORRIFIC tearing in the full game (same as demo), which is a shame as it is a beautiful game. Look at PS3 if you can.
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Yeah I'm at 1080p, but I should not have to lower my settings for one game. They make sure the DLC is ready and good to go why not the actual game?
Seriously I NEVER see tearing (except Kung Fu Panda - Mrs bad09), but RE5 SHOULD NOT have been released like that, it's like watching a bootleg movie FFS!
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I think RE4 is one of the best games of the PS2 era, but RE5 is just not Resident Evil. It lacks soul and story and is too heavy action-orientated.
Also it's very strange that you can choose any level online without having to unlock them. Really sucks.
The coop mode is quite cool, but both players should start with the same weapon and ammo. Its just weird, that you have to shoot ten times in the head of a zombie, while your partner runs through the level with a protection suit and an electrical stick, because he has already finished the game. Bad balancing!
The mix of action and "survival horror" in RE5 just doesn't work. Capcom would have better made two games out of it. One title with more action, coop-mode, "casual". And then one title would be a real Resident Evil game: good story, a lot of frights, real atmosphere.
Stupid wankers, they could even have used the same engine.
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Erm...you do know it's a Gamecube game? PS2 got an ugly port.....
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The port wasn't ugly at all. It's one of the most beautiful games on the PS2.
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Unless a lot of people complain then I can't imagine it will be fixed because this issue has reared its ugly head in all Capcom's Framework MT engine driven games since Dead Rising. It also affects Lost Planet I believe although at the time of its release 1080p wasn't supported by the Xbox 360.
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Bullcrap, it looks awful on PS2, just like CV!
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Agreed. EG scored this too low.
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Kanji isn't openly gay. And EG should have a review ready from playing the US version.