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New Lara Croft model Comments by Robert Purchese

11 August, 2008

Allison Carroll from Croydon.

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Cloudane
11/08/08 @ 15:42
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Does she comes with the game?
markypants
11/08/08 @ 15:54
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Great. Alison Carroll looks like a dick.
Der_tolle_Emil
11/08/08 @ 16:05
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She doesn't fit at all and on top of that she isn't even that good looking. I'm glad that this doesn't matter at all though.
Kami
11/08/08 @ 16:16
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Still would though.
brinlarden
11/08/08 @ 16:18
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if i hired a photographer and they took pics of that qaulity then i'd spit in their face and smash their camera.
DuTraveller
11/08/08 @ 16:20
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hmm..strange belly button
Disco_Stu360
11/08/08 @ 16:26
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Why dont they use the real Lara Croft from Basildon?
stevetuck
11/08/08 @ 16:53
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her breasts are not pointy enough
Chim_chimma_nee!
11/08/08 @ 16:57
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I liked the last one better.
squarejawhero
11/08/08 @ 17:02
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^ all clearly closeted self-hating homosexuals

/runs
space ace
11/08/08 @ 17:23
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7/10
Nikanoru
11/08/08 @ 17:50
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Meh @ the new model. Nobody will ever beat Angelina Jolie. ):
Razz
11/08/08 @ 20:28
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o_O

She looks about 15 years old. :(
Hunam
11/08/08 @ 22:25
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Still would.
FladgeMangle
12/08/08 @ 08:25
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She's nice enough, but I prefer the real thing :o)
Lukus
12/08/08 @ 09:00
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Yeah the last one was way superior.
UncleLou
12/08/08 @ 09:20
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Prefer her, the last one looked too much like she was working at a perfume counter.
assache
12/08/08 @ 10:08
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Anyone notice the friction burns on her knees? Must be all that tomb raiding................. or something else!
assache
12/08/08 @ 10:08
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Anyway. Bit of a munter really.
7creature
12/08/08 @ 10:48
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Meh. This isn't good... Though nothing is worse than Angelina Jolie.

5haun: Agreed :-)
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actionfitz
12/08/08 @ 12:36
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jesus you guys are harsh :O

@ Kami
11-Aug-08 17:16:41

"Still would though."

indeedy :)
Saii
12/08/08 @ 13:14
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Impressive resolution. Could almost pass for a real person.
Bassassin
12/08/08 @ 13:20
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To be consistent with the series Lara Croft should be about 42 now.
actionfitz
12/08/08 @ 15:23
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"To be consistent with the series Lara Croft should be about 42 now."

but then they couldnt put 'Gravity Defying!!' anywhere on the box art...
:P
- i'll get me coat...
stoopidgreg
12/08/08 @ 20:49
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she has a scar on her knee and a strange belly button - i definitely would not hit it.
Lukus
12/08/08 @ 21:24
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Hmm, I'm going to have to reassess my initial declaration that the last one was better- I've just seen a video of her doing some PR. She's gorgeous! These pics don't do her justice. I think I love her.
gruntboy
13/08/08 @ 01:53
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Nice up top. Dodgy knees though.
Byzanite
13/08/08 @ 14:45
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No surprise if she's from Croydon. Looks like the photographer is too.
'Orrible place.
She's probably popped a few croydon kiddies out, hence the malformed belly button.
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StrafeMcgee
14/08/08 @ 19:28
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You guys are seriously, ridiculously harsh. You all trying to tell me that if this girl came onto you on a night out you wouldn't be in a state of confused joy? Just saying.

Anyway, she's much more interesting than the other models because she can actually do Lara Croftish stuff, since she apparently used to be an Olympic gymnast. Stick that in your pipe and smoke it!
mainaman
15/08/08 @ 11:03
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Looks good enough,busty AND athletic.Would raid her tomb from both entrances.
Alithian
15/10/08 @ 11:48
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What an appalling photographer, they didn't bring lighting equipment?

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