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Putting the 'war' in freeware.

Kernel Panic

96MB download

Of all the projects that have sprung from Spring none is weirder or more wonder-stuffed than this bastard child of Starcraft and Darwinia. There's a tripartite war raging within the acid-etched cloisters of the Mainframe. The square-jawed System with its spherical Bits, tanky Bytes and ground-pounding Pointers is locked in perpetual battle with the febrile Network (teleporter-exploiting swarms of nimble Flows and Packets) and the tricksy Hackers (morphing Bugs, stealthy Worms and foe-freezing Denial Of Services). It's a fierce and finely-balanced conflict, and blimey is it pretty.

KP's dozen official skirmish/multiplayer maps possess a stark Tron-tinged beauty that's perfectly complimented by the crisp neon geometries of the units that seethe over them. Even if you detest frantic click-heavy strategy (and this is frantic click-heavy strategy) you'll want to download this just to float about during a big team game admiring the multi-coloured mayhem and listening to the quality bit-tune soundtrack.

There's even a newish play mode targeted specifically at reluctant commanders. In Heroic your army does its own thing while you dart around directly controlling a single up-gunned, up-armoured super-unit. Bits in trouble down in the canyon? Trundle Marble Madness-style to their aid. Bugs struggling to capture a vent (the strategic points on which structures are built)? Scuttle over and lend them a laser-tipped mandible. Splendid stuff. Oh, and being a Spring spin-off, the multiplayer facilities are of course superb.

Advanced Strategic Command

35MB download

It's advanced Advance Wars.

Only in ASC can a Butterfly kill a Cobra and a Monster Wig kill a Clam. This homage to Blue Byte's long-lived Battle Isle series has a unit roster as long as a teenage Eel or a straightened Boomerang (sub and aircraft respectively). As you pummel and scheme your way through the solid English-language campaign (there are also two with Deutsch briefings) you'll encounter a staggering array of vehicles from tanks to hovercrafts, armoured trains to ekranoplans.

Unusually for a hex wargame, a fair few of these conveyances come without weaponry. To prevail in many missions it's vital to recycle battlefield wreckage, prospect for minerals, construct buildings, jam enemy radars, and resupply and repair your frontline forces. Don't be fooled by the fusty-looking screenshots. A lot of thought and experience has gone into this design.

The maturity and ambition of the project really shows in multiplayer. As well as conventional PBEM and hotseat modes, players with basic German language skills can participate in an online multiverse forming alliances to fight interconnected wars across multiple planets. Whether you're cooperating with a stranger from a Düsseldorf or a sibling in the same room, the bond is sure to be strengthened if you take advantage of the excellent unit and resource transfer capability.

Serviceable AI, a decent tutorial, and an interface that, once you've adapted to its unorthodoxy, is actually rather efficient, cap a game that, if it weren't for its German roots and antique looks, would almost certainly be up there with Battle For Wesnoth in the popular imagination.

Transcendence

16MB download

Remember to stock-up on fuel rods, ammo and Kwells before you leave.

You're going to have to cut me some slack at this point. Transcendence isn't really a strategy game, but I can't resist recommending it. To live long and prosper in this improbably rich 2D X3, this magnetic micro Elite, you'll need a mix of old-fashioned arcade skills, economic good sense, and wanderlust. Oh, and a dash of luck.

George 'Anacreon' Moromisato, one of the founding fathers of the 4X genre, invites you to step into the boots/sandals of a deep space pilgrim embarking on the long journey to the mystical Galactic Core. Your initial vessel, be it a dumpy freighter, a svelte star yacht, or an up-for-it gunship, is ill-equipped for the rigours of this trip. To have any chance of surviving the numerous pirate-infested systems en-route, you must steadily upgrade your weapons, armour, and propulsion systems.

How is a brassic holy traveller supposed to do that? Well there's always money to be made mining asteroids, scavenging, bandit-hunting, trading on the white or black market, escorting freighters for the Korov shipping company, or fighting for the Commonwealth. You never ply the inky vacuum for long without chancing on a station or settlement with work available for a willing captain.

Elegant controls, clear maps and a simple autopilot mode mean navigating the vastness of space is easy and relatively quick. Naturally episodic and admirably accessible, this is a game that fits a five-minute play window as neatly as it fits a five hour one.