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Monster Madness on PS3 Comments by Robert Purchese

14 September, 2007

Polished up for 2008.

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SeesThroughAll
14/09/07 @ 14:21
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No, thanks.
Les
14/09/07 @ 14:23
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/wonders how bad a bad port of a terrible game can be...
Garulon
14/09/07 @ 14:25
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Don't do it PS3 owners, er owner!

I know you're hungry for games, but it really is terribly shit.
thepiedpiper
14/09/07 @ 14:27
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monstrous turds
Monkey_Puncher
14/09/07 @ 14:28
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As the saying goes, you can't polish a turd...
LeD
14/09/07 @ 14:31
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The 360 loses yet another exclusive.
thepiedpiper
14/09/07 @ 14:32
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"The 360 loses yet another exclusive."

Not sure they're that worried about it mind
kissthestick
14/09/07 @ 14:33
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"I know you're hungry for games, but it really is terribly shit. "

Just like so many 360 owners purchased 2 worlds :(
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Darren
14/09/07 @ 14:38
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Oh I see... Monster Madness comes from the same publishers as Two Worlds... explains a lot really...
pinchofsalt
14/09/07 @ 14:41
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Similar to 'Zombies Ate My Neighbours' as in nothing like it?
SeesThroughAll
14/09/07 @ 14:42
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"The 360 loses yet another exclusive."

Not sure they're that worried about it mind

I don't think anybody cares about this exclusive. The Wii can have it :)
trebell
14/09/07 @ 14:48
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when you look at it, PS3 has lost far more important exclusives than 360. You'd have to be desperate to celebrate this heap of poo as a win for PS3 over 360.

With the cost if development this gen, i doubt there'll be many.
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JediMasterMalik
14/09/07 @ 14:52
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He was being sarcastic, dumbnuts.
pjmaybe
14/09/07 @ 14:55
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As the man in Christine said: " You cain't polish a turd!"

Peej
lambtron
14/09/07 @ 14:56
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"The 360 loses yet another exclusive."

hahaha!
menage
14/09/07 @ 15:13
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"The 360 loses yet another exclusive."

Are you using a generic comment generator. Useless remarks.

On topic: Did it really sell enough to warrant a new version???
Xerx3s
14/09/07 @ 15:13
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I had high hopes for this. Too bad it turned out to be shit.
LeD
14/09/07 @ 15:15
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Unusually high rate of sarcasm detector failure this afternoon. Were yours made by MS by any chance?
Zob
14/09/07 @ 15:17
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Flaps.
jonsaan
14/09/07 @ 15:27
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Well the demo on 360 struck me as better than Stranglehold, and that got an 8!
menage
14/09/07 @ 15:34
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"Well the demo on 360 struck me as better than Stranglehold, and that got an 8!"

Should I hook up the sarcasm detector for this as well. :)

Waldo
14/09/07 @ 15:34
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Maybe this version will actually have workable controls.
kangarootoo
14/09/07 @ 16:21
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Oh jesus, this was bloody awful. The worst gaming experience I've had in years. Partly my own fault for sticking with it for a whole 2 minutes.

Let this be a warnning. The kind of warning you find in swamps in fantasy films with skulls attached to them, with WARNING written on it in big letters, just underneath one of the skulls.
thegamesthething
14/09/07 @ 16:23
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" You cain't polish a turd!"

You can, but all you end up with is a shitty duster
thepiedpiper
14/09/07 @ 16:38
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" You can't polish a turd!"

"You can, but all you end up with is a shitty duster"

....and a yellow speckled turd.
Bloodkult
14/09/07 @ 16:44
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Another exclusive lost, what blockbuster will it be next? Bullet Witch? Fusion Frenzy?

Oh the humanity! Seems over for xbox :(
miiiguel
14/09/07 @ 17:06
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fellow PS3'ers don't buy it.
Steroyd
14/09/07 @ 18:45
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fellow PS3'ers don't buy it.

Don't buy what? Looks like it'd make a good PSN title.
SeesThroughAll
14/09/07 @ 20:33
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Don't buy what? Looks like it'd make a good PSN title.

No, it most definitely doesn't.
Steroyd
14/09/07 @ 22:13
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Sarcasm detector malfunction. :p
Beano
15/09/07 @ 19:27
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One of the worst 360 games... after Bomberman Zero of course!
Les
17/09/07 @ 07:39
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"The Wii can have it :)"

With the Wii controller, this game might actually work...

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