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Mass Effect Review

Xbox 360 Review by Kristan Reed

19 November, 2007

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When cuddly old Bob Hoskins said that it was 'good to talk', he was trying, in his loveable Cockney kind of way, to get us to rack up enormous phone bills. He wasn't advocating that using endless exposition was the best way to get you into space fairing action RPG epic. He'd probably politely tell them to 'shut iiiiit'.

My goodness, does Mass Effect love to talk - or at least it certainly does in the first few hours, as BioWare cranks up the cinematic dial up to 11 and sets a course for the heart of sci-fi-rama. A word of warning before we get underway: if you're not someone with Babylon 5 or even Firefly box sets displayed proudly on your shelves, early encounters with this earnest 'save the galaxy' quest might feel like hard work.

But even if the thought of another galaxy saving plot has your eyes rolling, it's a credit to the talents of BioWare that, eventually, not only will you start to tolerate it, but actually start to really enjoy this blend of narrative-heavy adventuring. Whether you've got the patience to spend the time chatting between the action segments is another matter. It's certainly not a game that promises instant thrills, that's for sure. You'll need to approach the game with the relaxed mentality of someone who enjoys a good story as much as they appreciate blowing things up. If you're the sort of person who twitches every time a cut-scene comes up in a game, this definitely isn't for you.

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'Mass Effect' Screenshot 1

Filthy minds. No, he's not having intercourse with that terminal.

The game kicks off with an opportunity to shape the kind of experience you want. You can either plump for the default elite human soldier, John Shepard, or spend a few minutes fiddling with the character creation system, and this can have a distinct bearing on the style of combat you'll be capable of.

First of all, you can choose from a three main classes, each with their own speciality. So there's Soldier (Combat), Engineer (Tech) and Adept (Biotic). Needless to say, the default soldier class makes it a whole lot easier to go in all guns blazing, with better health, the ability to wear better armour and access to the full range of weapons. Engineers, meanwhile, have a more hands-off approach, with the ability to heal the party and disable enemy's weapons and shields. And finally the Adept have a more Jedi-esque way of dealing with matters in hand, with the ability to lift enemies high into the air, or temporarily paralyse them.

But if you fancy choosing characters which lie somewhere between two classes, you also have the choice of Infiltrator (Combat/Tech), Vanguard (Biotic/Tech) and Sentinel (Biotic/Tech) - but, as handy as it is to have a character with multiple capabilities, you'll have to wrestle with the fact that they aren't quite as good at the true specialists. To add a personal touch, you can also customise the character's facial appearance by messing around with a familiar slider-based system with predictably hilarious results. Here, you can tweak their jawline, lips, nose, hair, and so on, to create the ugliest, scar-faced pinhead the galaxy has ever seen. Or, if you're in a rush to save the galaxy from traitorous sods, you could just dive straight into proceedings with the chiselled boy band escapee John Shepard and be done with it. Your call.

Spicy meatballs

'Mass Effect' Screenshot 2

Turtle-necks and all over stubble are cool in 2183.

From there, the game follows your galactic adventures aboard the SSV Normandy on the trail of the up-to-no-good Saren, and try and put a stop to his plans to utilise an ancient threat. Following a get-to-know-you wander around the confines of your swanky ship, your first taste of the action side of the game kicks off on Eden Prime to check out some curious shenanigans. Feeling not too dissimilar to grizzled old squad-based action adventure Brute Force, there's an initial sense of mild disappointment as you and your two comrades run around lush environments, unloading your assault rifle into the clueless Geth AI forces. Visually, it's well up to scratch, but at the cost of a pretty poor frame rate, rather unsatisfying combat, and an enemy which doesn't really put up much of a concerted fight. The first impressions certainly don't suggest Mass Effect should be talked about as a must-have game, but we pushed on in the hope that it could develop in to something a bit more meaty.

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BiscuitBase
19/11/07 @ 14:08
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SOLD!
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19/11/07 @ 14:08
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To be honest, after reading the review I'm surprised you even gave it an 8. It was fairly negative throughout.
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wayn3h^!
19/11/07 @ 14:10
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omg soo many good games out lately. Still got Crysis, GoW (pc) and Portal to play through.

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19/11/07 @ 14:10
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From all the hype I've been hearing, I expected a 10 :S
Aretak
19/11/07 @ 14:12
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They're coming.
Retroid [mod]
19/11/07 @ 14:13
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/Hopes ShopTo ship his CE edition early
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19/11/07 @ 14:15
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Great review, nice to see a balanced and fair review.
Skooch
19/11/07 @ 14:15
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Oh well, an eight is still a good game (better than Assassins - OK, shoot me now :)).

I'm definitely going to give this a go - although getting a free copy certainly makes it an easier decision than having to part with 40 quid or so.

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19/11/07 @ 14:15
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Oooh.. I thought this would have been a 10... still going to get it though... next year... bargain bin maybe.

There's a hell of a lot I'm playing right now COD4, Orange, Zelda DS plus all the new bits I get for Xmas!!!
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19/11/07 @ 14:15
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I’m definitely picking this up when it hits PC, I just hope the wait isn’t too long…
Verwandlung
19/11/07 @ 14:16
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Is this the game with the hot lesbian alien loser sex?
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19/11/07 @ 14:18
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Ooooh.

I'm going to hide in my nuclear bunker I think. Not even going to try and troll this one.
KingOfSpain
19/11/07 @ 14:19
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I respect that this is his opinion and everything but it does sound like he just doesn't "get" it. Which is a shame I suppose.

Anywho, it's still mine.
Triggerhappytel
19/11/07 @ 14:19
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Expected higher than an eight on this. Should really go back and read the text now.
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19/11/07 @ 14:20
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so if action isn't it's forté (sp?) then surely going for the jedi type class is the way to go???

ranks 4th in my crimbo wish list of 360 games
JediMasterMalik
19/11/07 @ 14:20
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Excellent review, I guess I'll wait for the PC version next year then. It was a fairly negative review, I guess it needed to be due the vast amounts of hype surrounding it. Still it sounds like if you like Western RPGs and have a 360, you should definitey try it.
KILLA
19/11/07 @ 14:20
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Cutscenes are one reason why current games suck.
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19/11/07 @ 14:21
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I'll be back home from work around 5pm, where I will have all the time in the world (well, evening) to read t'interweb.
I expect 'great' things from this thread. If I dont see at least 200 replies of pure fanboy drivel I'll be asking for my money back.

Get to it you tards!
teknohead
19/11/07 @ 14:21
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I bought it on Sunday and finished it monday night...couldn't put the game down. I loved it.
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19/11/07 @ 14:21
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Off the chrimbo list it goes, then - can't STAND lousy framerates, pop-in and suchlikes. Ruins the suspension of disbelief much more than if they'd just turned down the fidelity of the GFX a notch or two. KNOW YOUR LIMITATIONS, DAMNIT!
bcolter
19/11/07 @ 14:21
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Picking this one up for sure...
smoothpete
19/11/07 @ 14:21
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Good enough for me.
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19/11/07 @ 14:21
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Seems that the "green disc" review versions may have more issues than their retail counterparts. Guess we'll just have to wait and see on that one.
Britesparc
19/11/07 @ 14:22
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Ooooh, "only" an 8. Controversial...

Still getting it. Don't care if the combat's crap, I don't want it for the combat, I want it for the RPG bits and the talky bits and the lesbian sex.
JediMasterMalik
19/11/07 @ 14:24
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But if the combat's crap, then isn't that where all of your RPG bits go towards? Just a thought.
ZuluHero
19/11/07 @ 14:25
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how many hours would you say the main plot has in it? 100 hours? 200?
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19/11/07 @ 14:26
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Still getting it but the performance issues sound annoying. I wish they would scale back on the graphical detail a little to get the frame rates consistent. I would far rather have a good solid frame rate over something that looks prettier in screen shots.
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19/11/07 @ 14:26
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Your spelling is worse than usual, bengali.
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JediMasterMalik
19/11/07 @ 14:26
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@zulu - 15 to 20.
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19/11/07 @ 14:26
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Good enough for me! This is a must!
bcolter
19/11/07 @ 14:27
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Bikerbob - "Nice tech demos with a little bit of game play built around it. "

Tech Demo??? - "frame-rate, texture pop-in and v-syncing terrors" - Did you post in the wrong thread?
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19/11/07 @ 14:30
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Seems fair. It sounds like a souped-up Knights of the Old Republic without the instant hook of the Star Wars universe. That's good enough for me, but it won't appeal to everyone.
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19/11/07 @ 14:30
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Dumb AI really kills a game for me.
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19/11/07 @ 14:31
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What an excellent review. The text really gets accross the pros and cons. An eight sounds reasonable given the flaws but this is as close to a ten for me as possible according to the description.
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19/11/07 @ 14:32
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Funny... waiting for this review I was thinking... Bet EG gives it an 8.
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19/11/07 @ 14:32
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It's "your" Jedi.
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19/11/07 @ 14:32
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I wish you guys would remember this is the thoughts of ONE person. Read around...Gamespy give it 10/10 (well 5/5) and others will differ.

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19/11/07 @ 14:33
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Loving it so far, but then I would - being a silly old BioWare fanboy. Will bump the difficulty to see if it makes much difference, but otherwise the score seems to be fair and on the money.

Will still probably be one of my favourite games of the year.

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19/11/07 @ 14:33
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If you'd really like to complain about cut scenes... Try Eternal Sonata....
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19/11/07 @ 14:33
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@ JediMasterMalik.

It's always amusing when people pick up on other peoples spelling, and then spell something wrong themselves.

Though I am easily amused.
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19/11/07 @ 14:34
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Maybe there'll be a PS3 version in a year or so? If so, they could do away with the loads and maybe tidy the combat up a little. Would be worth waiting for. Or a PC version, of course, whichever comes first, if they are going to improve on the original in the conversion.
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Still buying this even though it's an 8. I take eurogamers scores as a reccomendation scale. Not a perfection scale. I've been reading about the texture problems elsewhere etc. Those things don't bother me as much as other people. Stil cant believe you guys gave halo 3 a ten though. That still bothers me. I take eurogamers scoring with a pinch of salt now. Though the assassins creed review was bang on.
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It's always funny when people can't seperate spelling from grammar. ;)
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19/11/07 @ 14:35
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@ Olemak: This is published by MS
speedofthepuma
19/11/07 @ 14:37
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@NatAttack - immersion is not only achievable via graphics.
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19/11/07 @ 14:38
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it's also funny when people can't spell separate
miiiguel
19/11/07 @ 14:40
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Why are you talking about spelling and grammar ? Do you own a PS3, and are really, really bored ?
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19/11/07 @ 14:40
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you spelled separate wrong, scmuck :P
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19/11/07 @ 14:41
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The main story is incredibly short for a BioWare game - having finished the main strand and faffed around a fair bit elsewhere, the game clock said 17 hrs 30 mins. On a speed run, you could easily do it in under 10.

Also, one point I didn't make in the review - remember to keep saving your game. The checkpoints are infuiratingly few and far between, and death can often send you miles back.
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Read like a 9 to me- imo it being dialogue heavy and lacking focus are if anything positives, (the Citadel description reminded me of how they dropped you into Amn early on in BG2 which personally i loved). So to me just about everything but the last paragraph or two was a positive. The technical issues i'm sure i can look past and will hopefully be patched and the combat according to a lot of other reviewers is actually pretty good so we'll have to wait and see there, although admittedly that part of the game has always looked pretty weak to me.

The only major negative to me would be the AI.

So reads like a 9 to me and i'm almost certain it will be a personal 10 and one of the best games of the year, if not the best, especially for RPG fans such as myself.
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