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Kim Kardashian in EA's FaceBreaker Comments by Tom Bramwell

7 August, 2008

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Ranger101
07/08/08 @ 09:32
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Kim Kardashian got famous for hanging out with famous people. That is her only talent. Honestly, that's not a dig at her - it's actually how she got famous. She literally the worlds best hanger-on/groupie.
zoidberg
07/08/08 @ 09:34
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Does she get beat up? :)
viper_h
07/08/08 @ 09:34
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Welcome to a new age of no-talent whores getting themselves into video games because of their tits.

First Gemma "Who?" Atkinson, now Kim "Random Stranger" Kardashian. Yay.
Raz76
07/08/08 @ 09:39
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I gotta ask, is this supposed to be a full price title? Because I played the demo and there is no way in hell that there can be enough content in the full version to justify that.
OfficialBlue
07/08/08 @ 09:44
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She is actually famous for having a sex tape look her name up if you dont believe me!
BillyBrush
07/08/08 @ 09:48
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Riticello - we don't make shit games anymore

next week - Facebreaker with Kim Kardashian / Peaches Geldof / Paris Hilton

John boy - there's a turd on your lip


And amy winehouse never looked that good, she looked like some fat jewish girl before, now she looks like a skag whore - probably an improvement (did her record sales no end of good)
Raz76
07/08/08 @ 09:52
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Also - beat the living snot out of semi-famous women. Aren't feminists going to have a field day with this one?
kangarootoo
07/08/08 @ 09:53
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"She looks a bit like Amy Winehouse did before she traded a fork for a pipe"

Heeheehee.
asphaltcowboy
07/08/08 @ 09:55
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For the record, Kim (and Peter Moore) both turn up in FaceBreaker, but it's more the case that they allowed themselves to be photographed for the 'face generation system' for custom characters, rather than being a fully-fledged character of their own, created by the dev's character artists. Even someone who has just played the demo should be able to see this :/
Gearskin
07/08/08 @ 09:57
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She is hot, but she's a total air-head who's only true claime to fame is the "leaked" sex tape of her and rapper Ray J gettin' it 'awn.

She's in this game because the people who developed it clearly want to punch her in the face. She's actually in the demo along with Peter Moore.
sickpuppysoftware
07/08/08 @ 10:01
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She is hot, but she's a total air-head who's only true claime to fame is the "leaked" sex tape of her and rapper Ray J gettin' it 'awn.
So, she's famous for sleeping with someone he isn't very famous? Does that make us all stars?

I tried the face mapping thing on the facebreaker demo. It chugged and whirred for hours before popping out somebody that looked nothing like me and wasn't even the same race. Then just to twist the knife they were better looking.
jambolio
07/08/08 @ 10:15
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Her Dad was OJ "the juice" Simpsons lawyer, which he never done it, he only said he done it so they'd take his cock out of the bacon slicer.
superjag86
07/08/08 @ 10:28
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Anyone else tried the demo? It's fun for about 2 mins then you realise there's not going to be much else to it - I think it should be a downloadable game really, then it might be worth it...
andywilkie35
07/08/08 @ 10:36
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i don't know her personally (obviously) but she's a twunt
kingdumpalot
07/08/08 @ 11:15
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She earns geek points for being called Cardassian.
SBfistfun
07/08/08 @ 11:47
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Demo was as shallow as this type of game gets, felt dirty just using my bandwidth to download it

/runs off to look up video for "research purposes"
dudefella
07/08/08 @ 11:57
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Peter Moore is in the demo, too.
Gearskin
07/08/08 @ 12:34
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@ sickpuppysoftware

Only if you videotape it and allow the tape to be "leaked" to some dirty distributor, and then sue them for breach aod privacy... and then settle out of court for millions of $$$... like Kim, here.
Chaote-Imagicka
07/08/08 @ 14:09
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Also - beat the living snot out of semi-famous women. Aren't feminists going to have a field day with this one?

Honestly I'd mopre expect feminists to buy this for a chance at beating up the silly cow up. She's about as feminist as wife beating and Barby.
Slikz
07/08/08 @ 14:56
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I would give her friend the full nelson :P
IronGiant
07/08/08 @ 15:02
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Don't EA realise that this game will be a complete flop.. regardless of what totty is in it :)

The people who agreed to fund games like this and Baja need the sack!
Raz76
07/08/08 @ 15:59
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@Choate

But that would be women beating up women, surely that's okay ;)

I don't know, I think it thing has a bit of an uncomfortable, sadistic undertone to it. "Break his face, harr harr harr", I know it's cartoony but it's still there. I think they are consciuos about that, that's why they included Peter Moore's face and that EA woman.
darc
07/08/08 @ 16:23
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I thought she was one of the Pussycat Dolls or something. Which shows how much I know about any of the above. Will she now become "that woman who was in Facebreaker"? No, probably not...
Gearskin
07/08/08 @ 21:36
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DAN:SOLO
08/08/08 @ 10:30
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ho ho ho!

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