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Kids' Game Roundup Review

PlayStation 2 Xbox 360 Wii
Review by Ellie Gibson

20 December, 2007

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The Legend of Spyro: The Eternal Night

Good grief, is he still going? Apparently so, because here's another platform action game starring Spyro the stupid purple dragon. It's the second instalment in a new trilogy developed by Krome Studios. The first, A New Beginning, was a flawed attempt to reinvent the franchise, as our review observed. Unfortunately, The Eternal Night isn't any better.

For starters the control system is wonky. You'll discover this in the first level, round about the seventh time you watch Spyro plummet to his death because the platform you've just put him on appears to be covered in Vaseline and he's forgotten how to move in mid-air.

He's also forgotten all the special powers he acquired in the last game so you have to go through the chore of building them all up again. It really does feel like a chore as the gameplay consists almost entirely of fighting off endless hordes of the same old enemies.

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If you think this looks a bit dodgy you should see the mobile phone version.

There's platforming too but the poor controls make it frustrating. There's a new feature called Dragon Time where you can slow the action right down, but this is neither useful nor exciting. The puzzles are terrifically dull, and if they don't send you to sleep the over-long, all-too-frequent cutscenes will.

Having Gary Oldman and Frodo do voiceovers doesn't make up for the fact this game looks and plays like something made five years ago. Since then we've had some superb platforming action thanks to the likes of Jak and Ratchet. By comparison Spyro is a fading star, one who no amount of plastic surgery will improve. The Eternal Night is too difficult for kids and too frustrating for adults, and should be avoided by everyone.

4/10

Ben 10: Protector of Earth

You may not have heard of Ben 10 (we hadn't), but millions of young boys around the globe have. He's the star of an animated series on Cartoon Network. Due to some nonsense to do with an alien artefact, Ben has the power to transform himself into ten different alien heroes.

At least he can in the TV show. In the PS2 game, he can only transform into five of them, which seems a bit odd. They include firestarter Heatblast, Cannonbolt, who can roll himself up into an armour-plated ball, the super-speedy XLR8 plus a character called Fourarms - oh, work it out.

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This is Heatblast. He's like a Ready Brek man from space!

As Ben, you travel through a series of bland-looking environments transforming yourself according to the obstacles you face. Heatblast's surfing move is useful for crossing gaps, for example; Fourarms is brilliant at bashing enemies.

This is lucky because along with the generic platforming there's a good deal of combat to be getting on with. There are more than 80 different combos to learn, but if you can't be bothered you can usually get away with simply hammering all the buttons as fast as possible. When faced with a big group of enemies, this is often more effective than trying to be fancy.

There's not much variation between levels. You walk from the left side of the screen to the right, doing a few jumps along the way. Groups of enemies will regularly pop up and you must blap them all before you can continue. It's punctuated by decent cutscenes featuring the voices of the TV actors. There's a drop-in, drop-out co-op mode which works well enough.

That sums up Ben 10: Protector of Earth, really: it works well enough. There's nothing here to appeal to adults, or anyone who isn't a Ben 10 fan. But if you know one of those, this is a great present - and at under GBP 20 it's a reasonably priced one, too.

5/10

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Kryon
20/12/07 @ 08:30
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Cool, a whole article just for smelly!
Blerk
20/12/07 @ 08:40
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Ben 10 is cool!
superted1974
20/12/07 @ 08:41
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What about Mario Galaxy?
TheDudesRug
20/12/07 @ 08:50
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Kids dont like Mario anymore, they like goofy cars and Kelly Brook.
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20/12/07 @ 09:02
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If Ellie ever gets to give a game more than 5/10... THE INTERNET WILL IMPLODE!
deKay
20/12/07 @ 09:02
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No Manhunt 2? That's clearly only aimed at kids.
viper_h
20/12/07 @ 09:16
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Wow, Games-Made-For-Kids-Reviewed-By-An-Adult-Get-Low-Score shocker!!!

Is this site getting stupider or is it just me?
NewYork
20/12/07 @ 09:18
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/sings Ben 10 theme
Raya
20/12/07 @ 09:41
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That it? So EG just picks a couple of bad ones to make us grownups laugh? Bad show EG - there's a ton of kiddy games that are better than this
pjmaybe
20/12/07 @ 09:49
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Why didn't EG get kids to review these?

Prof Layton = stuff Japanese kids get

Ben10 = Stuff western kids get.

;_;

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20/12/07 @ 09:56
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@viper_h

It's not you.
Carlo
20/12/07 @ 09:56
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\0/

Ellie reads my thread and turns it into an article!

http://www.eurogamer.net/forum_thread_po...
viper_h
20/12/07 @ 09:59
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I'm not defending these games or saying they're any hint of good, but these reviews are just not helpful to anyone.

I remember when I was a kid, I played loads of games that were all sorts of toss and I still enjoyed them thoroughly. What's the point in reviewing kiddy games anyway, because parents who don't know two shits about games buy them regardless.
Mentalist(air)
20/12/07 @ 10:07
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What's the point in reviewing kiddy games anyway

I imaging you'd be surprised at the number of readers of this site who have young children.
deKay
20/12/07 @ 10:16
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@Mentalist(air)

But kids don't care if games are any good or not, as proven by the sales of Sonic Heroes and Cars.
FWB
20/12/07 @ 10:28
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So basically kids get the short end of the stick.
Dirtie
20/12/07 @ 11:14
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No, because if they enjoy a game all that becomes irrelevant.
DanWhitehead
20/12/07 @ 11:16
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It's not that kids have crap taste in games, they just have different criteria for enjoying them. Simplicity and repetition are actually a good thing in a kids game. Complicated controls, inconsistent difficulty and poor cameras are what ruin them.
Dr.Mott
20/12/07 @ 11:23
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"If Ellie ever gets to give a game more than 5/10... THE INTERNET WILL IMPLODE! "

http://www.eurogamer.net/article.php?art...
LetsGo
20/12/07 @ 11:51
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I really don't get these reviews, in the Ben10 one you say;

"That sums up Ben 10: Protector of Earth, really: it works well enough. There's nothing here to appeal to adults, or anyone who isn't a Ben 10 fan. But if you know one of those, this is a great present - and at under GBP 20 it's a reasonably priced one, too. "

But you give it 5/10? Surely its designed for kids who like Ben10 and not for hardcore gamers?
deKay
20/12/07 @ 11:57
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@DanWhitehead

"Complicated controls, inconsistent difficulty and poor cameras are what ruin them."

So explain the sales of Sonic Heroes and Cars :)
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barchetta
20/12/07 @ 12:41
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Sorry, is Ben 10 a Wii or PS2 game (Wii logo shown but PS2 referenced in review).

Asking as I have just purchased a Wii on the back of 'all the family can get involved...' and i now need to find some games for 4-5 yr olds!!
Mentalist(air)
20/12/07 @ 13:15
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But kids don't care if games are any good or not

What I am saying though, is that parents who are gamers (and dedicated enough gamers to read eurogamer) are likely to care if the games their kids play are any good or not. Partially because they might want to play them themselves, or with their children.
orac1971
20/12/07 @ 13:24
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what no Lego Star Wars complete saga...?

these 4 games sound appalling... sort of thing you would make the kids play as a punishment
oerhört
20/12/07 @ 16:22
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Lego Star Wars has been reviewed already.

The "it was designed to be dull" argument is not especially strong, imo. Yes, children will love medicore games from time to time, but in my experience, they love great games all the more.
speedofthepuma
20/12/07 @ 16:50
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As if a parent could ever get fed up with makka pakka.

Ruined the whole article for me that did.

smelly
23/12/07 @ 18:37
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Why isnt manhunt in this list?

After all only children (such as kryon) will find gore in the replacement of gameplay enjoyable.

(same with 99% of fps games)
smelly
23/12/07 @ 18:38
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>Kids dont like Mario anymore,

Mario has always beeen too complicated/hard for most kids. It's for proper hard core gamers who like a challenge and have grown out of the sort of shit that kryon likes
Kryon
25/12/07 @ 00:27
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"Mario has always beeen too complicated/hard for most kids"

No, it hasn't you buffoon, I used to love Mario on the SNES when I was like 8 or 9. Just because you're crap at games and have to play kids games, we're not all as lame as you.

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