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Joker exclusive to Arkham Asylum PS3 Comments by Robert Purchese

24 April, 2009

"Nothing's sacred to those devils."

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Gearskin
24/04/09 @ 08:59
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First?

Wouldn't it be daft having a Joker skin do what Batman does?
Britesparc
24/04/09 @ 09:02
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Nightwing! Give us Nightwing! Go on, you know you want to! And it makes loads more sense thematically too, as Gearskin's right, the Joker can't crawl through the rafters and swing off gargoyles.

Anyway: this is quite cool. I like little exclusives on different platforms. Although I also reckon eventually it'll find its way to 360 as a paid-for download.
BigE0n
24/04/09 @ 09:03
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bet xbox gets some lame goodies like Robin or even Bat Girl!!!



Secretly I'm hoping for Bat Fink!
speedjack
24/04/09 @ 09:06
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Harley Quin methiks
farticusmaximus
24/04/09 @ 09:13
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Even more goodies have been announced for the PS3 version:

Reduced framerate and/or resolution
Removal of pesky AA
Reduced DLC support due to projected poor sales

Awesome!
smernicki
24/04/09 @ 09:16
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what are the chances of this being like soul calibur 4 where 3 months after release they'll charge you for the other platform's "exclusive" characters?
smernicki
24/04/09 @ 09:16
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i hope the 360 character is rick james
Triggerhappytel
24/04/09 @ 09:20
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I hope the 360 character is farticus, who periodically says comments like "Isn't this so much better than the PS3 version?" and "The frame rate drops in this bit on the PS3 version".

I would so buy a 360 with Batman: AA if that was the case.
insincere_dave
24/04/09 @ 09:26
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My 360 is now on eBay.
Beek4257
24/04/09 @ 09:26
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Bat Mite! No - wait for it - Yoda! Erm ... hold on.
Britesparc
24/04/09 @ 09:27
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I'm really hoping for a downloadable Adam West Batman outfit, instead of the gritty affair he sports in the game.
Ranger101
24/04/09 @ 09:36
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NightOwl for 360!
muscleblade
24/04/09 @ 09:37
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"Ha! Ha! That's so funny"

Its funny cause its true.
andijames
24/04/09 @ 09:37
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@Farticus

Even more facts for you since you like them so much

1) You're a cunt. Deal with it. Don't push it on to others.
2) Have a wash. Must be coming up to your six month turn around?
3) Nope... sorry it's 1) again. You're a cunt.

Now please make sure you don't get hit by a bus on the way home tonight it would be such a shame.
trebell
24/04/09 @ 09:46
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"My 360 is now on eBay. "

lol. i hope that's a joke.

There's one of these in every thread now that involves some small offering to PS3 owners.

Either jokes or shills. "Hey marketing team, lets make every one think that millions are giving up on 360 by posting on forums. they'll never notice the games actuall selling in he shops"

I'm happy to keep hold of it andmake my own mind up what games i get on what paltforms personally.
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MisterCraig
24/04/09 @ 09:47
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omgPS3winz.
Moribundman
24/04/09 @ 09:49
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Ummmm Soul Caliber IV anyone?

Joker is this year's Little Miss Vader... :-P

Reskinning the player as an existing character from the game for a specific game mode is not exactly the Lost and Damned...

If the PS3 wants to willy wave its DLC/exclusives it needs to start thinking more along the lines of Bioshock and not the Force Unleashed...
sanctusmortis
24/04/09 @ 09:50
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Oh Eidos, even THAT won't make it sell well. Concentrate on making a good game, eh?
Whatsfor
24/04/09 @ 09:54
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Farticus is getting really tiring. What a mong.
smernicki
24/04/09 @ 09:57
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Ummmm Soul Caliber IV anyone?

erm.... me when i posted earlier in the thread?*




*only messing
the_dudefather
24/04/09 @ 10:01
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360 gets Mr Freeze

your only weapons are COOL puns
Apostle
24/04/09 @ 10:03
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Hmm I'm not sure I want to play as Joker, unless he has his own special moves. Killer Croc or Bane might be interesting, if they also had their respective abilities. Nightwing would be awesome too.

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your only weapons are COOL puns " lol, oh god don't remind me of that film.
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farticusmaximus
24/04/09 @ 10:32
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The truth hurts doesnt it?

Enjoy your shoddy port, as almost every multiplat running on the weak-ass PS3 hardware is.
Erebu
24/04/09 @ 10:35
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@ farticusmaximus

Oh you again? Boring job again or just being an arse as usual?
the_dudefather
24/04/09 @ 10:39
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farticusmaximus is quite efficive as a troll
just ignore him if you don't like him, then he magically goes away
andijames
24/04/09 @ 10:52
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More like a terd that just won't flush.

I just can't understand why though. Winds me right up.
muscleblade
24/04/09 @ 10:54
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The PS3 would actually be a fantastic games machine if it wasnt for the way cheaper and better 360 making the PS3 look bad in comparison. Without the 360 on the market the PS3 would have been looked at in a totally different way.

On topic: Im really looking forward to this game with or without a playable Joker.
Xerx3s
24/04/09 @ 10:59
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Wait for the news to pop up that he is actually in the game and will be unlockable for a price.
andijames
24/04/09 @ 11:18
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This does look like a good game you're right. Sneaked in under the radar until recently! Quite a few good games coming out soon so my wallet's bracing for the inetivable splash out on games!
TheTingler
24/04/09 @ 11:19
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Xbox owners will probably get Nightwing, Two-Face, Riddler, Bane, Harley or some other cool character.

PC owners will get Egghead, Crazy Quilt or Killer Moth.
space ace
24/04/09 @ 11:32
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"batman asylum" or "arkham asylum"?
kangarootoo
24/04/09 @ 11:37
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"Wouldn't it be daft having a Joker skin do what Batman does?"

Yeah, it would take an otherwise believable and realistic situation and reduce it to complete farse ;)


All of you calling farticus names need to stop. You are giving him exactly what he wants. If everyone ignores him, he will likely genuinely shed tears. He probably has one off the wrist every time one of you responds to him. IS THAT WHAT YOU WANT?
Moribundman
24/04/09 @ 11:43
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@Kangarootoo Yeah but seriously, it would look really stupid. Just like it did in The Force Unleashed when you had C3P0 or old Obi Wan leaping around with the mo-cap moves of the Sith apprentice!!
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kangarootoo
24/04/09 @ 11:58
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I tend to file that sort of thing either under "a bit of fun" or "one for the fans". Something to add a bit of value after your first playthrough perhaps?


Anyway, I think there is a more important underlying issue here, and that is your assertion that something "looking really stupid" is a bad thing. This is perilous stuff and risks eating into the sense of childish fun that none of us should ever let go of. I order you to buy a ridiculous pair of trousers right now!


Unless, like me so often in the past, you already own many pairs but just didn't realise it :(
makeamazing
24/04/09 @ 12:04
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Seems a weird little extra.

Oh dont worry about Farty, hes an idiot of the highest order (arnt you little fanboy!)
kangarootoo
24/04/09 @ 12:08
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"Oh dont worry about Farty, hes an idiot of the highest order (arnt you little fanboy!) "

Stop doing this people! Get some will power. Silence is your best weapon. Press the damn ignore button and then it isn't even a challenge.
Xerx3s
24/04/09 @ 12:33
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"Oh dont worry about Farty, hes an idiot of the highest order (arnt you little fanboy!) "

You know, it hurts that you don't even make and honourable mention of me. ;_;
kangarootoo
24/04/09 @ 12:39
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"Don't worry Farticus, Mummy and Daddy might be able to afford to buy you a PS3 one day. "


SHUDDDUP!!!

;)
finty13
24/04/09 @ 12:44
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Mr Freeze would be great!

"You ar not sending me bak to tha coolar"
Vin
24/04/09 @ 12:47
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Nah, the 360 will get Batman. (!!)
Ranger101
24/04/09 @ 12:58
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Haha fartimusmaximus is funny and I will devoutly follow every post he writes!
Xerx3s
24/04/09 @ 13:19
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Seriously, wtf is the point of an ignore button if you people don't use it. Ffs, it's like you people get off on it or something. Bunch of SM weirdos.
muscleblade
24/04/09 @ 13:23
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"Maybe then you will realise what a complete dickhead you have been with all your misinformed comments. "

Reduced framerate and/or resolution
Removal of pesky AA
Reduced DLC support due to projected poor sales

I think youve wrong about him being misinformed as this is actually usually the case. See Face Offs on this very site for more info.

No matter how you want to see it. Farticus comment is funny either way. If you feel insulted by hes comment its because you only have a PS3 and know deep inside he might be right. Btw he is.


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seasidebaz
24/04/09 @ 13:35
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Why so serious?
kangarootoo
24/04/09 @ 13:39
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"Farticus comment is funny either way"

I can only imagine what he actually wrote, but from previous pre-ignore history I can only assume you have incredibly low standards for comedy.


This thread is shite. You clowns have turned it away from being about the game and into some kind of farticus reacharound party. He is like your celebrity King, and my having him on ignore is futile 'cos you bloody Heat magazine readers keep summoning up his ghost.

/closes door
maximusfarticus
24/04/09 @ 13:42
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I love reading all you insecure little 360 owning cunts whining whenever the PS3 gets one over shitbox. Something which is happening on a daily basis at the moment. I mean, everyone knows that the PS3 is the only console that has any games coming out for it this year, now its getting better DLC than the 360 as well so what have you microsoft loving pricks got to look forward to? Oh yeah! Some new clothes for your mii ripoffs, lmfao. Pathetic.
MiY4MOTO
24/04/09 @ 13:46
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Another "exclusive" that will undoubtedly turn up on the 360 just as surely as the 360 version will have an "exclusive" [Robin, Nightwing, Azreal, Red Robin etc.] that will be available on the PS3... for a price.

If it's just another "skin" for the main character, ala The Force Unleashed, Prince of Persia etc. then I dare say I'd try the character briefly before switching it back.

However, if they made the gameplay different for the Joker, AND if indeed it turned out to be a 100% PS3 exclusive then maybe... just maybe, I'd be tempted to get the PS3 version over the 360 one.

Let's face it tho, it's very unlikely... even less likely than a multi-platform game turning out to be better on the PS3.
El-Dev
24/04/09 @ 14:00
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Farticus how's things? You've been quiet the past few days. Did the story about how many 360's are being ravaged by the E74 make you hide under your bed again.

Don't worry the extended warranties will make the baddies go away, only to be replaced by a refurbished one.

This game looks promising.
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monkeywithnoeyes
24/04/09 @ 14:21
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lol look at all you kids getting upset over a comment by a guy with the handle "farticusmaximus".

You should be thanking him.. it wont come as much of a shock now when eurogamer do their inevitable head-to-head
Erebu
24/04/09 @ 14:59
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@ monkeywithnoeyes

Why do you assume that all of us are kids and why should I thank him? Because he makes XBox360 owners look like arseholes?
No my friend. I don't care how old he or you or anyone is. We are on a messageboard where we can pretend to be everything we want to be. What I don't like are people who behave like him... actually I think nobody likes such people and it doesn't matter what kind of console or whatever kind of job they have.
The point is he doesn't even own a PS3 so why should he care? He should enjoy his console of choice and not spend his time lurking around waiting to diss anything positive about PS3 (or XBox360).
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