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Jambo! Safari Review

Wii Review by Ellie Gibson

16 November, 2009

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  • "jambo safari. one of the greatest games ever programmed. driving and roping ferocious animals. petting them kindly. rinse and repeat. hell yes. who else is on board. who else cannot wait to rope the animals. no more driving to ocean city new jersey to play this very neat very cool game. yes." -
  • - Forum post by "drumbeater" on GameFaqs.com.

Oh, drumbeater. I was on board. I could not wait to rope the animals. I have never visited Ocean City, New Jersey, but I would have if I'd known there's a Jambo! Safari arcade cabinet there. I even started a petition to bring the series back and when SEGA announced a console game was in development I, like you, rejoiced.

Now it's here, and the good news is Jambo! Safari for Wii is still about driving and roping ferocious animals. The bad news is there's more of an emphasis on petting them kindly. Plus there's a whole new range of dull, worthy missions to complete, based around tedious things like environmental responsibility and taking photographs of ostriches.

At least the visual style is the same. Once again you get to drive a jeep with poor handling around a badly rendered reimagining of the African savannah, complete with blurry textures, boulders which pop up from nowhere and trees you can drive straight through. The plains are populated by big game such as lions, cheetahs, zebras and gazelles, all of whom are so shoddily animated they appear to have rickets.

'Jambo! Safari' Screenshot 1

It seems unlikely this selection of characters accurately represents the true racial demographic of Africa.

The game informs you that these animals are in need of "rescuing", though it's never clear from what. In the world of Jambo! Safari the best way to capture a wild animal isn't by using a tranquiliser gun but by chasing them across the savannah in your jeep, lassooing them as if you're a cowboy and hauling them in like huge, four-legged furry fish.

The arcade cabinet had a steering wheel, gearstick and foot pedal with which you did all this. In the Wii version you steer with the nunchuk, use the remote to lob your lasso and press B to pull on the rope. The overall experience isn't as satisfying but it's not a bad alternative to having a huge, zebra-striped arcade cabinet in your lounge.

The problem is that catching animals is nowhere near as exciting as it used to be. This is partly because the dynamic of being down to your last 50 pence piece, having already shoved £18.50 into the machine that day alone, is missing - which is no one's fault. It's also because you no longer get to see the actual net or cage being thrown over the animal. Now there's just a nice, inoffensive animation involving nothing more than a magical sparkly rope. But it's mainly because the gameplay has been changed and the difficulty level lowered.

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Ignatius_Cheese
16/11/09 @ 07:44
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4 pages for a Wii review!? Ellie you have excelled yourself! \o/
kungfool
16/11/09 @ 07:45
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C'mon, truth is Jambo Safari was a mildly diverting game back in the arcades - and nothing more. I always suspected Sega knocked it up 'cos they'd built too many Crazy Taxi arcade cabinets (which JS used). I'm amazed it's come back and is good enough to score a six. Still, good to see a vehicle-based game that doesn't involve racing, karting or running people over.
DaDon123456
16/11/09 @ 07:55
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Wow cant beleive how in depth this review was!
dominalien
16/11/09 @ 08:00
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This reminds me of the time I used to work in a music publication doing reviews.

If something was not very good, I was able to write five pages and had to cut extensively.

If something was good, I found it hard to write any more than "It's f***ing good, go f***ing buy it now".
Camorrista
16/11/09 @ 08:17
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I think this extensive, in-depth review will leave none of the millions of people who had been waiting for Jambo Safari disappointed.
TILT
16/11/09 @ 08:20
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Nice review! To be honest, I don't like Ellie's interviews one bit, but this review made me want to like the game when I don't even own a Wii, and have never even heard of the original game.

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Sorry, Sega, but the review did not also make me want to buy the game.
Mr_Bogus
16/11/09 @ 08:30
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Usually don't bother reading reviews that are more than 2 pages, but this one was pure Ellie genius.
smelly
16/11/09 @ 09:20
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I was about to say "4 page review? Complaints in 3..2...1"

.. but you guys beat me to it
mingster
16/11/09 @ 09:22
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Is this the one we we get to run lions over and break their legs?
tomacwhite
16/11/09 @ 10:58
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4 pages to tell us it's shit?
sneetch
16/11/09 @ 12:30
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Someone complaining about a 4 page review? FFS they're short pages if nothing else.

Now I'm waiting for people to complain about it being spread out over 4 pages, "read more like a two pager to me, omg eurogamer stretching it out for page hits etc etc etc".
jamhead
16/11/09 @ 12:32
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It's a long time since I have enjoyed a review of a crap game that much - the first two pages beign especially entertaining.

Think 4 was overdoing it a bit though...
mkreku
16/11/09 @ 12:33
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Fantastic review! And 6 isn't shit, it's above average.
Lusterpurge
16/11/09 @ 13:15
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This review read like an 8 or maybe a 9 out of ten.
schnide
16/11/09 @ 13:17
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A 4 page review on a 6/10 Wii game?

Laugh? I almost read it!
darleysam
16/11/09 @ 13:31
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Question 1: can you run over a lion and break its legs off? (so help me I will run this joke into the ground and never let up)
Question 2: no Hollyoaks reference?
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Ellie [staff]
16/11/09 @ 14:23
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I can't believe I missed the opportunity to make a Hollyoaks reference. Didn't occur to me once. In FOUR BLOODY PAGES. I resign.
darc
16/11/09 @ 16:07
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"Jambo! Safari has been dumbed down - which is quite a feat considering it was spectacularly dumb in the first place."

LOL! And a 4 page feature about this oddball title seems like a sort of comedy routine in itself. :)

Mmmm, pesto.
electrolite
16/11/09 @ 16:53
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Is it possible that it takes longer to read this review than it does to get bored of the game?

If so, very impressive
persus-9
16/11/09 @ 18:00
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Hmm well I'm 26 and I don't have kids or even a Wii for that matter so I guess I'll give this one a miss.

The review on the other hand is genius! It works on so many levels! I was laughing most of the way through and I really feel I can now make an extremely informed choice regarding whether to buy Jambo! Safari. Actually I guess that's only two levels. But they're the important two dammit!

Here's hoping they don't muck up Man vs Beast.
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20charactersmax
16/11/09 @ 18:19
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Who said online petitions don't work? And with only 18 signatures.
jambo74
16/11/09 @ 19:03
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74 is much better!
canIdoyabombsforya
16/11/09 @ 23:37
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"It seems unlikely this selection of characters accurately represents the true racial demographic of Africa."

No, it represents the true racial demographic of Safari goers. The African version of the game would be called 'bush meat binge'
barnard666
17/11/09 @ 11:01
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JAMBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
jimb12345
27/01/10 @ 23:41
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This is such a great game.
http://www.flasygames.com

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