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J Blow teases new game, The Witness News

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News by Tom Bramwell

4 August, 2009

Braid creator Jonathan Blow has begun teasing his name game, The Witness, a new website for which says it will be released on multiple platforms - "whatever makes sense in late 2011, when the game will hopefully be finished".

In a post on his blog a little while ago pointing to the teaser site, Blow said The Witness is "very visual" and that he would start demonstrating as much once the group making it is ready.

The teaser site describes The Witness as "an exploration-puzzle game on an uninhabited island", and on its first page displays the following text:

"Something amorphous and consummate existed before Heaven and Earth. Solitude! Vast! Standing alone, unaltering. Going everywhere, yet unthreatened. It can be considered the Mother of the World. I don't know its name, so I designate it, 'Tao'. Compelled to consider it, name it 'the Great'."

Meanwhile, Hothead has confirmed that it is converting Blow's last game, Braid, to PS3, although Blow told Eurogamer he is not involved.

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LazyDan
04/08/09 @ 07:50
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I'm willing to endure a certain amount of this pretentious twaddle based on how amazing Braid was. This better not disappoint - but Braid came about largely without hype, which I think added to its impact. I don't think even Braid would've stood up against 2 years of hype generated by this kind of gumpf, which is what makes me worry about this one.
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"Something amorphous and consummate existed before Heaven and Earth. Solitude! Vast! Standing alone, unaltering. Going everywhere, yet unthreatened. It can be considered the Mother of the World. I don't know its name, so I designate it, 'Tao'. Compelled to consider it, name it 'the Great'."

What a cunt.

Edit: Apologies if I offended anyone, but Jeeeeeeeez this guy's pretentious.
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Domovoi
04/08/09 @ 07:58
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This sounds great, because obviously the best thing about Braid were the endless walls of pretentious pseudo-poetry.
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"Something vague and pretentious existed before Development and Release."

So a game based on the Tao Te Ching, then.
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04/08/09 @ 08:18
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LOL - J Blow
toy_brain
04/08/09 @ 08:20
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So its "Very Visual" and also an "exploration puzzle game".
A hidden object game then?
Awesome. Something to look out for once i'm done playing the eight squillion already kicking about on PC.

I kid, I kid.
Eighthours
04/08/09 @ 08:24
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Dan, set thesaurus to stun. :)
Eraysor
04/08/09 @ 08:46
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He should have simply said nothing until release; Braid's sense of mystery was one of its main draws.
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04/08/09 @ 10:59
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with quotes like that he is in danger of becoming the M. Night Shyamalan of the gaming world, however if the game is as good as braid then i don't really mind the pretentious prose, So I designate !
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@paulf
with quotes like that he is in danger of becoming the M. Night Shyamalan of the gaming world, however if the game is as good as braid then i don't really mind the pretentious prose, So I designate !

It's M. Night Shamalamadingdong. ;)

Personally, I just breezed through the prosaic waffle in Braid for a bit, it was poorly written, long-winded and detracted from the game, IMO. Then again, I didn't complete it either.
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04/08/09 @ 15:49
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J Blow is far too subtle for its own good :P

I read it and thought... hmm, something fishy going on here. Didn't think anything of it, then it clicked! Naughty.
Tomo
04/08/09 @ 15:50
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Late 2011?! Sweet jebus. Someone get this guy a studio to work with or something :/
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04/08/09 @ 19:51
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"an exploration-puzzle game on an uninhabited island"

Sounds exactly like Myst
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I remember when Blow was looking for artists who didn't have "big tits" in their portfolios; is this because there's already a big tit making the game?
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04/08/09 @ 23:53
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I think naysayers should come back when THEY'VE written a game of the same quality as braid.
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05/08/09 @ 03:53
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Of course! We musn't criticise movies until we've made a good one ourselves. That makes sense!

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