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J Allard invents new "magic wand" News

Xbox 360 Xbox Wii News by Robert Purchese

18 May, 2009

Microsoft Entertainment and Devices bigshot J Allard has been named as one of five inventors of a "magic wand".

The patent, filed in 2007 and dug up by TechFlash (spotted by Kotaku), talks of a handheld controller that can interact with any electrical household object: thermostat, lights, media devices, computers and consoles.

"There has long been an imaginative current flowing in popular culture relating to magic, which has recently culminated in the Harry Potter phenomenon. Given the widespread commercial success of Harry Potter books and feature films, as well the many predecessors in the fantasy genre such as The Lord of the Rings, Dungeons and Dragons, etc., it is readily apparent that a number of communities or demographic segments are enamoured with the idea of magic," reads the patent.

"Discounting the aforementioned communities, even the most pragmatic individual would have trouble arguing against the merits or utility of, say, a magic wand that actually worked to control or communicate with objects or components in an associated nearby environment."

Specifications are theoretical, and mentions are made of accelerometers, gyroscopes, cameras, lasers and even biometric sensors that can tell who is using the device through touch.

J Allard oversaw the launch of Xbox and Xbox 360 for Microsoft, as well as portable media player Zune. He also wears hooded jumpers with suit jackets.

The existence of a patent proves little, of course, and this is more theoretical than most. Plus, Microsoft is heavily rumoured to have a motion-sensing camera for Xbox 360 ready to unveil. We would like a wand, though.

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Zomoniac
18/05/09 @ 14:31
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Er, you what?

Still, at least he's not dead.
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18/05/09 @ 14:33
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He also wears hooded jumpers with suit jackets.

Lawl. What a guy ;). Does he still skateboard around the office?

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18/05/09 @ 14:43
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absolutely pathetic
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18/05/09 @ 14:54
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>Does he still skateboard around the office?

No, he uses a Segway.
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18/05/09 @ 15:03
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This reads like an April Fools joke. Not just the idea, but the way the entire piece is written - including the quote!
jambo74
18/05/09 @ 15:10
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What happens if the dog gets hold of it?
SBfistfun
18/05/09 @ 15:10
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Pity the "magic wand " is on his head and has two furry feet either side of the shaft...
Freek
18/05/09 @ 15:31
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Wasn't Blue Tooth supposed to do that: a single platform that communicates with everything?
onyxbox
18/05/09 @ 15:47
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Does it induce 'Zen' ?
penhalion
18/05/09 @ 15:58
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WTF How have they gotten away with patenting a remote control?
MBar
18/05/09 @ 15:58
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He also wears hooded jumpers with suit jackets.

Like Matt Affleck and Ben Damon in Dogma?
Turambar
18/05/09 @ 17:21
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So, another bullshit patent they have no idea how to implement yet just in case someone else gets there first then?
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18/05/09 @ 17:54
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Brilliant the "magic" of J Allard, incredible, E3 MS win, oh yes. Next I want magic slippers, get on it J.
Bravestinsane
18/05/09 @ 18:50
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thermostat, lights, media devices, computers and consoles.....

Lets edit that

Microsoft Certified thermostats, Microsoft Certified lights, Microsoft Certified media devices, Microsoft Certified computers, Microsoft Certified Consoles....

You will have to buy a load of custom lights that have sensors built in them in order it to work, same with any other device, i doubt anything will work with out some form of accessory being needed in order for it to function.
Xerx3s
18/05/09 @ 21:11
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Not necessarily. MS is one of the companies that are in a foundation that tries to improve usability and interaction through unification. BT3 is an integral part of the roadmap but that's as much as I know.
JediMasterMalik
18/05/09 @ 21:39
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@onyxbox - No, it induces Zune, far more dangerous. ;)
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18/05/09 @ 23:17
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Does it have a clitoral stimulator protrusion or is that extra?
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19/05/09 @ 23:08
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Innovation: waiting to see if someone else is succesful with an idea - then copying them.

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