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US Government fights terrorists with Wii News

Wii News by Tom Bramwell

8 October, 2009

US Homeland Security is funding a new screening project that makes use of commercially available sensors to measure things like your heart rate and body temperature - and one of the components, for now at least, is a Wii balance board.

According to a CNN report (thanks Kotaku), researchers are using the balance board to observe how a person's weight shifts.

"Studies are now under way to determine whether there is a level of fidgeting that would suggest the need for secondary screening." Brilliant.

The overall technology also uses sensors for heart rate, breathing, eye movement and things like that, and is known as FAST - Future Attribute Screening Technology.

Its masters envisage it being used to speed up security screening at places like stadiums and airports.

The good news is that according to the man in charge of the project, none of this is an invasion of privacy, because we're not being asked anything, just observed from a distance. So that's alright then. Move along.

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telboy007
08/10/09 @ 08:14
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"Stand away from the Wii balance board or we'll shoot!"
skillian
08/10/09 @ 08:19
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Why do terrorists hate our fwiidom?
Eraysor
08/10/09 @ 08:25
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Big Brother is getting closer every day.
Skurmedel
08/10/09 @ 08:32
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I bet all the semi-drunk people attending will fail that screening then.
Waffleaber
08/10/09 @ 08:33
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The real reason for the Vitality Sensor is revealed...
hiddenranbir
08/10/09 @ 08:48
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Hah! Your move Osama!
Alterego-X
08/10/09 @ 08:55
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"Big Brother is getting closer every day."

Just wait until there will be cameras on your TV...
MORZTAN
08/10/09 @ 09:11
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@Alterego-X

Fuck... I had never thought of Natal that way, until now....
Beano
08/10/09 @ 09:41
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"Just wait until there will be cameras on your TV... "

No need - just brainwash people to write all they do and think on twitter and facebook.
MyPointIs
08/10/09 @ 10:17
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The good news is that according to the man in charge of the project, none of this is an invasion of privacy, because we're not being asked anything, just observed from a distance.

So if they film you from a distance while having a sh*t, it's ok too. No invasion of privacy. Not asked anything. Just observed from a distance.
Xerx3s
08/10/09 @ 10:17
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"FAST - Future Attribute Screening Technology"

And the management us named SLOW - Seriously Lame and Over Weight.
muscleblade
08/10/09 @ 12:04
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"Big Brother is getting closer every day."

Its for our own safety. All the crazy human monsters lurking out there make this happen.
penhalion
08/10/09 @ 13:39
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Is this for real?

I mean seriously. You stand anyone still for more than a minute and they'll fidget. It's like dunking witches and claiming that the ones that don't float are innocent!

Edit: Hopefully the witch comment doesn't give them further terrorist testing ideas!
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JonFE
08/10/09 @ 14:18
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Is this news article a bit like those "PS2 powerful enough for military supercomputers" ones?

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Nephirion
08/10/09 @ 14:19
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Wii-Anti-terrorist?
cobaltfram
08/10/09 @ 17:11
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Wow--I have no idea how this will work at all, except that it worries me.
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09/10/09 @ 19:10
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Putting the idiocies of measuring levels of fidgeting aside, what possible use is knowing my heart rate, breathing rate and eye movements for airport or stadium security? Have studies shown that terrorists have asthma, cardiac arhythmia and a lazy eye?
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10/10/09 @ 10:13
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...by locking the terrorists in a room with a Wii and a shedload of party games to review, that would scare anyone :D

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