Heather Mills nearly in Bionic Commando
But it would have cost an arm and a leg.
Heather Mills was approached by Capcom to star in Bionic Commando, according to The Sun.
Capcom is said to have approached the artist formerly known as Mrs Sir Paul McCartney because she has a prosthetic leg. The hero of Bionic Commando, as fans will know, has a prosthetic arm.
But the ex-Beatles-ex is said to have insisted the game should revolve around a character based on her, and asked for a six-figure sum. Capcom refused to meet her demands and the deal fell through.
"She was insistent she wouldn’t do it for a smaller fee and said the producers should make her the star," said The Sun's source.
"The request was way, way over budget and they certainly weren’t keen on basing the game on her."
Capcom has yet to comment on the matter.
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/try the veal
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Make up stories about teams wanting to sue United.
Attribute quotes to mysterious (i.e. non existent) sources.
Pass up on the MPs' expenses story.
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How about a write up of the new Red Faction multiplayer demo which just came out? Or some E3 info, y'know, game related news???
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what a leg-end
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Assuming it's true of course, don't want to make a knee jerk reaction
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Coming next Hitler - the early years!!. You to can feel the joy as you go from struggling artist to master of europe, feel such highs as watching the reichstag in flames, organise crystalnacht YOUR way! who will die? who will live? design your own final solution! could YOU have handled the whole situation better?
Im sure this game will never be made, just as im sure HMM will never be the hero of a videogame, at least not in this world, but maybe im wrong and i dont have a leg to stand on.
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Call it 'Jake the Peg and his extra leg'. Diddle diddle diddle dum.
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That would be a very foolish assumption. It's a stupid celebrity joke story, and/or viral marketing for the game.
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my favourite EG news post EVER
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She still uses a razor on her other leg though.
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He said "I'd prefer it if you called her Heather".
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anyway, we got mike patton, and for that i'm thankful!
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Stupid fucking eurogamer. Could do better. d -
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I feel bad that I clicked on the article.
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You win
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/checks calendar
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I think this is probably just made up. Eurogamer, just don't seem to even try at the moment. This is almost as bad as the "someone posted some made up stuff on twitter, this is important news!" story.
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Ilene
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I'd add a pun of my own, but the only ones I can come up with at the moment are a bit lame.
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Retires.
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You put the icing on a fantastic day cake. Thank you.
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cant be easy for her, she's probably running around in circles
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Somebody really needs to take here down a peg or two. There's no way Capcom are going to foot the bill for that.
She must be really lagging behind in the news if she values herself that highly, I suggest she try pod... casting.
Can't think of anymore, I'm stumped...
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Please support:
http://www.ref uge.org.uk/homepage.html
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Surely, this story is teetering on the edge of credibility?
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Heather Mills may be a bit of a nutter, and perhaps annoying, and perhaps also a bit vindictive.
But since when did that makes jokes about disabilities ok for an apparently professional website like EG? The Sun probably hate EG and their ilk, so christ knows what possessed them to start reprinting their "stories".
Chris Eubanks can be a bit of a dick sometimes, does that mean that EG would be cool with making racist jokes at his expense?
And from what I've seen of the trailers, that "Tonights' the night" show is yet another souless talent show, but would that justify wheeling out some homophobic jokes at John Barrowman's expense?
I'm no Heather Mills fan, far from it, but I find that casual way that people will mock her disabilities a little unsettling. The only excuse that I can fathom is that "everyone is doing it", or perhaps "she was asking for it". I wonder if that would wash with a landmine victim reading the same article. Maybe I am being over sensitive, and maybe they would laugh their socks off (ooh, do you see what I did there, how very dry... right?).
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This is getting faintly ridiculous. Seriously, do some proper work for a change. Its not even funny anymore.
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With her millions, the impact of her "disability" is an inconvenience, nothing more. Its not like she's stuck with an ill-fitting NHS prosthesis and hence going to have trouble running for a bus!
Hell, are we supposed to feel sorry for people who wear dentures, and never make fun of their "disability" too?
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"With her millions, the impact of her "disability" is an inconvenience"
That is irrelevant, and in some ways describes my point. An attack on Heather Mills that is personal to her may be valid, but an attack on her disability is NO LONGER just personal. Her disability is not the REASON people don't like her, so why use it as a weapon against her?... unless you feel her disability is a bad thing, to be attacked and mocked.
Lets take an example. You dislike someone, for valid reasons (lets say they hit their kids). Calling that person a child beating c*nt is fine, as that is their crime. If that person ALSO happened to be overweight, you might decide it is ok to call them a fat child beating c*nt. But in doing so you are basically saying "being overweight is a bad thing", because you are USING their weight as an insult against them. Anyone reading that attack will know that you consider excessive weight to be a bad thing, regardless of the target. Because you considered it a valid insult to use against ANY person.
Like I said in my example earlier, however much of a cock I might think Chris Eubank is, I would never think that levelling a racist insult at him would be acceptable because I'm not racist. And however much I thought that Tonight's The night Show was another show in a line of dross that is the scourge of modern television, I would not consider it ok to level a homophobic insult at the show's host, 'cos I'm not homophobic.
This article is making fun of someone's disability. Its not making fun of their odd behaviour during interviews, its not exclusively making fun of the suggestion that they are a gold digger, it is not exclusively making fun of the suggestion that they have an inflated sense of self worth. It is mocking also their disability.
I don't know how else I can make myself clear really. I hope you take my point.
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Well why not? If someone who wears dentures rips you off, then call them a conartist motherf*cker by all means. And if they shoot your cat, find an equivalent appropriate insult. Whether they have false teeth or not is beyond irrelevant, and also not something you would use to attack them with UNLESS you thought dentures were universally worthy of derision.
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Oh, I'm quite sure John Barrowman is capable of taking it like a man...
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The leg jokes thus far have been mighty lame. But copious of alcohol have nonetheless made them entertaining.
I have no idea what made her think she can justify a 6 figure sum for her role in the game. She'll only spend it on handbags and a shoe.
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