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Gears of War Review

PC Review by Tom Bramwell

7 November, 2007

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The transition to PC has been extremely kind, too. Although you can plug in a dual-stick controller and play it like a console game, the introduction of keyboard and mouse control improves the combat no end, adding a greater degree of precision to an already largely flawless game of trigger-tugging. Although you will have to succumb to Microsoft's Xbox Live for Windows model with its attendant gamertag and "Guide" concepts - whether you're on XP or Vista - you can do most of the things you want on a free account, and there is an undeniable satisfaction in accumulating those Achievements and gamerpoints we all pretend we don't care about. Upon which note, your targets are much the same, but there are now 33 hidden Cog Tags to uncover rather than 30.

You're also still allowed to play online co-op without paying for the subscription-based "Gold" account. This is something well worth undertaking, too, because the mounting absurdity of Marcus and Dom's situation becomes extremely comic, and it's a hard game to watch without wanting to poke fun (not for nothing, after all, is all the grunting and grimacing lampooned with affection by all those who play it). The PC version also adds an Editor, which has the potential to deliver even more free content to support the game's enjoyably different multiplayer modes. As an online shooter, Gears can't really rival Team Fortress 2 or Counter-Strike for depth, tactics and poise, but it's a natural extension of the offline game's hardest fire-and-move scenarios.

Not that it's ever lonely. Throughout the offline adventure, you're accompanied by at least one of your fellow "Gears", partly to support the excellent co-op mode - playable online, of course - but also to give the world a sense of balance. One of Gears' biggest strengths is that you never feel as though you're more than evenly matched. You can understand how the Locust overran the general populace - they spring from almost anywhere and they cut people to pieces with menace - but their strength is in numbers that their delivery mechanism's vulnerabilities place in jeopardy. As a small cluster of die-hard soldiers, you're equal to them in a skirmish, and that's how the game plays out.

'Gears of War' Screenshot 3

The Brumak danced with you on Xbox 360, but he flirts with you throughout the new PC chapters. What a tease.

One downside to this approach is that you are sometimes pegged back by your comrades' failure. When Dom, Baird or Cole Train take too many bullets, they sag to their knees and need to be revived by running over to them and pressing the action button, but you can usually ignore this and soldier on without them. Except sometimes you can't - if they're slaughtered by Kryll, or blown to pieces, you have to restart from the last checkpoint, and this happens a bit too often for my liking.

Gears on PC overcomes one of the Xbox 360 version's issues by separating the roadie run control - a sprint move shot low-down by a handheld camera, which is excellent - from the button used to take cover, but there are still times you will run and snag on a piece of scenery, and the game's excellence in combat comes at the cost of manoeuvrability, the lack of which may come as something of a shock to fans of Quake and Half-Life. There are also sections designed to fracture the relentlessness that serve better to frustrate - a laboured journey in an armoured car that sounds good on paper but bores in practise, and a mine cart ride (yes, it is 2007) that could have been removed without hurting anybody, spring to mind most readily. And while mostly your adversaries scale up interestingly, the laziness of the exploding, monkey-like lambent wretches or the flying eyeball Nemecyst isn't easily overlooked.

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Mark Rein did my tech support, you know. I'm such a player.

On Xbox 360, Gears was also accused (albeit only subsequently) of feeling unfinished. Ironically, the absence of narrative coherency in the latter stages and the stunted conclusion worked in its favour, dramatically, and the added PC stages walk the tightrope of existing exposition quite impressively without blunting the enjoyably inconclusive finale. Which is to say that they literally bridge the gap between one place and the next (amazingly, you turned some pressure valves - "I am your father" it is not), but they don't plug any of the holes. You still end the game with plenty of questions.

With all that said, Gears of War remains a triumph. It is an almost relentless march of unpretentious, cartoon violence that serves as a satisfyingly brainless alternative to the complexity of its contemporaries. Whether played alone or with a friend, it's essential gaming - different enough to defy direct comparison, and versatile enough in what it attempts to sustain an otherwise predictable campaign. While other games lurk unconvincingly in the shadows of action cinema, desperate to be counted alongside the films they pillage, Gears achieves all their strengths - gratifying spectacle, comic violence and rugged activity - by concentrating on what makes the best games work: simplicity, skill, and more than a little bit of absurdity.

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Hench
07/11/07 @ 08:33
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lol I thought this was an xbox 360 exclusive
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07/11/07 @ 08:35
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More developers should learn to strip bad parts from games.

(Looking at Bioshock, Halo, Half-Life Ep 2)
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07/11/07 @ 08:42
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Replayed a bit recently on the 360. One of the most enjoyable games on the 360. Shame the multiplayer matchmaking is so basic otherwise I'd still be playing it.
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07/11/07 @ 08:42
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its gone up a point, I so wish I could play the new bits on my xbox...I know they said that's impossible, but I would at least hope to see them in the sequel as an unlockable extr or something.
Mentalist(air)
07/11/07 @ 08:43
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"this is combat by intelligent design"

So do Gears of War's "primitive cavemen cast" spend their time fighting dinosaurs, then, like in that American museum?
afghan_jones
07/11/07 @ 08:48
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Reading this reminded me how bloody good fun gears actually is.

Utter genius.
kelly's_h
07/11/07 @ 09:00
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I always thought the 360 version deserved a 9.
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BrokenSymmetry
07/11/07 @ 09:01
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"a satisfyingly brainless alternative to the complexity of its contemporaries."

What are these alternative games I have missed?
megadaisy
07/11/07 @ 09:04
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cant wait to play this co-op with my wife - theres far too few co-op games these days. Will we need 2 copies though?

Also can you play as a female character as in UT?
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LeD
07/11/07 @ 09:08
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The extra content will find its way onto 360 - mark my words.
Ace_McCloud
07/11/07 @ 09:10
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So better than Gears then? .... wait a minute!

(I know, I know! But someone had to say it...)
Talha
07/11/07 @ 09:10
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"It is an almost relentless march of unpretentious, cartoon violence that serves as a satisfyingly brainless alternative to the complexity of its contemporaries."

Erm - is that a compliment? ;-)

The review doesn't mention what graphical bells and whistles PC users can derive apart from the new levels. EG often misses this out.
Zomoniac
07/11/07 @ 09:11
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Better than Gears of War then?
jlaakso
07/11/07 @ 09:11
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I can't stomach the characters. It would be miles better if there was no dialogue and no cutscenes. The gameplay's good and it looks the part, certainly.
GamesConnoisseur
07/11/07 @ 09:21
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PS3 or Wii only owners can then sample the gaming delights that is Gear of War on PC, dont be put off by its coming on X360 a year ago. Have the cake and enjoy it!!

A best example of a third person cover-based shooter in a FUN way!

What I am interested in is year long spend on getting this PC version done, aside from extra chapter, was it necessarily that long? Wasn't porting between X360 and PC made in heaven? Or was it mainly exclusive thing?
Mugwum [staff]
07/11/07 @ 09:23
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"Erm - is that a compliment? ;-)"

Definitely! Sometimes it's the way to go. Not everything has to be all clever clogs like BioShock.

"The review doesn't mention what graphical bells and whistles PC users can derive apart from the new levels."

Very little. Graphically it's the same game, except you can run it in higher resolutions. The chunky men look very silly but in a nice way, and the detail levels are often obscenely high, but you're not fighting to see as you sometimes are in other rubbly game worlds.

"EG often misses this out."

It's a targeted campaign to make you cry.



"So do Gears of War's "primitive cavemen cast" spend their time fighting dinosaurs, then, like in that American museum?"

Actually, er, yes. In effect.
Bertie [staff]
07/11/07 @ 09:23
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Watching Tom saunter through this made me want to play it through all over again. Good stuff - always thought it deserved a nine, too.
Killerbee
07/11/07 @ 09:24
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What are the system requirements for this? I'm actually interested in picking it up, but I've a worrying feeling I will probably have to wait until after I've done my next PC upgrade (some time next year, I hope!).
Magic Panda
07/11/07 @ 09:27
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MINIMUM REQUIREMENTS


OS: Windows Vista or Windows XP
Processor 2.4+ GHz Intel; 2.0+ Ghz AMD
RAM 1 GB
Hard Drive 12 GB free hard drive space
Video Card NVIDIA GeForce 6600+, ATI X700+
Online Multi-player: Broadband Internet Connection, Games for Windows -- LIVE
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Drpwnage
07/11/07 @ 09:28
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I liked the cut scenes, they were short with amusing macho dialogue. As Tom points out they just serve to break the pace of the action up and give you chance to watch the Unreal engine in action.

Although I can appreciate the improved accuracy you get with kb/mouse, it would be a more sterile experience and I would miss the visceral feel of using a pad with a trigger and rumble which is so well implemented in Gears.

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Eraser
07/11/07 @ 09:30
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Brilliant game. Am playing it on XBox 360 right now and I'm loving it. Have to say Bioshock's better though.
defdaz
07/11/07 @ 09:37
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SWEET
Mentalist(air)
07/11/07 @ 09:42
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What I am interested in is year long spend on getting this PC version done, aside from extra chapter, was it necessarily that long? Wasn't porting between X360 and PC made in heaven? Or was it mainly exclusive thing?

Actually I played a version of it on PC a couple of weeks before the 360 version came out. Didn't run too well on my PC at the time though, despite the fact it was above the minimum spec listed there (3.5GHz P4, GF6800), so they've probably be polishing performance as well as creating extra bonus content for the PC faithful*.

The exclusivity was part of the issue, I expect, and it's probably meant that Epic have said "We're not allowed to put the PC port out for a year anyway, so we can spend a year doing it with less people, and focus more on finishing UT3".

*finishing the levels cut from the 360 version because they weren't finished

Edit: The strikethrough tag doesn't work, then.
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jstar
07/11/07 @ 09:44
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oh, so now it gets an 9.

It was 9 rather than an 8 a year ago. Good to see it finally get the mark it deserves. But just because a game has been hyped and people really like it do you have to knock points off? It never was the second coming but was always a shit load of fun.
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07/11/07 @ 09:46
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Is there a demo? I'm not sure on this amongst the slew of less, er, crotchguardy* games due.

*I've never been a fan of Epics American Football In Space character style
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kangarootoo
07/11/07 @ 09:47
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I got to the bit where GEoW was not described as not being pretentious, and all the sprinkers went off in my building.


@jstar

Its not exactly the same game is it, neither is it on the same platform, neither has it been released at the same price, so it is allowed to have a different score.
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07/11/07 @ 09:48
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Thanks Panda.

Well, my current PC is above that, but only just, so I think it's probably worth waiting a bit.

/goes to look at the prices of new graphics cards and processors

/am cry
Magic Panda
07/11/07 @ 09:50
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They really need to make a Demo.
Downside
07/11/07 @ 09:54
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dull game set in a grey world with backdrops that look like painted canvas versions of a city-in-ruins.

Does the PC version allow you to save anywhere or are you stuck with the utter shite save points the 360 version had? Pick up gun, run to here, listen to boring dialogue "cut scene" run a bit more, another bit of dialogue, run a bit more...get to fight.. die... repeat?



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07/11/07 @ 09:56
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"I got to the bit where GEoW was not described as not being pretentious"

any game that calls it's levels 'acts' deserves a reality slap.
Drpwnage
07/11/07 @ 10:00
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The checkpoints were spaced very well in Gears. Long live checkpoint systems, I am a convert after years of gaming on the PC and being used to satisfaction and tension destroying quick saves.
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07/11/07 @ 10:00
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'any game that calls it's levels 'acts' deserves a reality slap. '

Care?

Nice review Tom, I'll definately be getting this, particularly for the online co-op which sounds like a hoot.
UncleLou
07/11/07 @ 10:04
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Nice. Now I'll definitely get Crysis, but it's between this and Call of Duty 4. Can't buy 3 shooters in November/December, can I?

/ponders
nickthegun
07/11/07 @ 10:07
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Any chance of the extra levels coming as DLC on the 360?

Would probably prompt me to rebuy it as this review really has made me want to play it again.
craigy [staff]
07/11/07 @ 10:11
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Want. Want. Want!
kangarootoo
07/11/07 @ 10:12
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@Trane

"Care?"

Well, no. Not a lot. andromeda's post was in response to mine, which was a joke.

Irony?
kangarootoo
07/11/07 @ 10:12
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@UncleLou

CoD4, hands down.
Putty Man
07/11/07 @ 10:17
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I dont even own a PC (at least to play games on) but I read this review anyway just to remember how good this game is.

PC owners have something to look forward to here, now where's the new downloadable content for the 360!
groovychainsaw
07/11/07 @ 10:19
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Sounds like they may have even improved the controls - I hated the controls so much in the 360 version I traded it in after a week....
In 15 years of playing all sorts of shooters, I have never been made to feel so bloody useless at controlling a character (and I'm not that bad at games normally ;-) , I can complete halo on legendary etc.etc.), with him sticking to walls when you want to run, climbing over things when you want to take cover. Honestly, this has to be the most over-rated game I think I've ever played. It literally does nothing interesting, apart from look nice (and even thats an acquired taste).
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07/11/07 @ 10:22
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Nice. Now I'll definitely get Crysis, but it's between this and Call of Duty 4.

I'm in the same situation, but I'll probably go for Gears. FPSs are pretty comon on the PC, plus I wasn't particularly enamoured with the CoD demo, but I haven't played a good third-person shooter since Max Payne.

edit: Also, I don't ned an new online FPS at the moment, but co-op on this (as long as I can play over LAN) sounds like it might be fun.
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GamesProgrammer
07/11/07 @ 10:24
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So wait if on PC you can play this online with a silver live account, whats the point in paying for gold again?
barchetta
07/11/07 @ 10:27
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@groovychainsaw: +1

I borrowed this from a workmate and had 5 hours of frustration before giving it him back. Thankfully I had not done my usual and purchased it on a whim.

Still, might be prepared to give it another go - after CoD4, AC, ME and any other acronym that comes to mind.
groovychainsaw
07/11/07 @ 10:31
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I think as you point out barchetta, there's too many excellent games to put up with anything this decidedly average/poor, I just can't see where even the 8s come from, let alone the 9s...
Xerx3s
07/11/07 @ 10:38
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So wait if on PC you can play this online with a silver live account, whats the point in paying for gold again?

Gold allows you to play online on the 360 and allows you to play on the pc against 360 gamers.
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So wait if on PC you can play this online with a silver live account, whats the point in paying for gold again?

Matchmaking, multiplayer achievements and doing your bit to help Microsoft seize control of online PC gaming are the reasons you might want to pay.

@Xerx3s: there's no cross-platform play on Gears.
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07/11/07 @ 10:45
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"It is an almost relentless march of unpretentious, cartoon violence that serves as a satisfyingly brainless alternative to the complexity of its contemporaries."

Erm - is that a compliment? ;-)


Hey, it worked for Serious Sam.
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07/11/07 @ 10:49
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I have completed Gears Of War on normal difficulty on my X360. At no time did I come across the 'Brumak' monster which looks so incredible in the PC trailers. Are the additional chapters of the game made for the PC coming to the X360 as DLC? Is the Brumak in the X360 game and did I just play it with my eyes closed? I am confused.
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Are the additional chapters of the game made for the PC coming to the X360 as DLC? Is the Brumak in the X360 game and did I just play it with my eyes closed?

1. Epic say it's impossible, but devs lie about these things so often who can tell. I think it'll turn up at some point, if not as DLC then in the sequel somehow.

2. Haven't played the 360 game, but apparently it is in the game , and you do a bit of running from it, but you don't fight it.
neuroniky
07/11/07 @ 10:54
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I've just finished Bioshock and I'm currently playing HL2 Episode 1, but Gears still is one of the best games I've played this last year. It hasn't the best story, it hasn't the most polished control system I've ever tried, but it is rewarding, never too easy, and after playing it you feel the absence of the cover button in all the other games. Graphically is stunning too (I think the level that starts in the night under the rain is the most beautiful display of graphical power the 360 has given me up to date), and it makes adrenaline pump like no other game around.
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07/11/07 @ 10:55
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Personally I found the game great the first run through on the 360 (except for that awful, awful running camera) but now I feel on reflection that it was a bit overrated. The story is cliched SF rubbish, the characters are two dimensional and wholly unlikeable, the level design is linear, the A.I. of your teammates is poor, the vehicle section was terrible and the game was far too short with a disappointing final level. Oh and I hated the multiplayer mode. It's atmospheric with stunning graphics and sound though, all nicely presented but as a game I don't think I'd give it more than 7 now and it certainly wouldn't feature in my top 20 Xbox 360 games. While I can understand why people rave about it, I'm afraid I don't share their enthusiam. It's a good rather than amazing game in my book.

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