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Family Ski Review

Wii Review by Ellie Gibson

14 July, 2008

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That aside, the control system works well and the game is rewarding if you're willing to learn the various tricks and techniques at the Ski School. It's best to get this out of the way first then explore the Happy Ski Resort, which is jolly pretty and has lots of things to do. It's fun to ride on the ski lifts, using the nunchuk stick to move the camera around and take in the view from the air. When the novelty wears off you can just access the map menu and skip straight to the top of runs you want to tackle.

At first the course map seems to show a complicated network of lengthy courses. As you start exploring, though, it becomes apparent that these courses are actually quite short, and Happy Ski Resort is in fact quite small. It's possible to make your way down all the runs within less than an hour. You're rated on your performance each time you ski down a course, the idea obviously being to improve your ranking through repetition. But it's a bit of a shame there isn't a more structured career mode.

At least there are plenty of sub-quests to complete. These include racing against AI opponents, finding and rescuing lost skiers, pulling off specific tricks and slalom challenges. There's lots of variation and the quests are mostly enjoyable, though the endless text-based conversations you must have before you get to go on them get tiresome.

If you can't be doing with all that you can skip the Freestyle mode and go straight for a race. There are three types to choose from - straightforward downhill burners, slalom races where players take it in turns to ski between sets of flags, and mogul events, where you traverse a lumpy run that's ideal for performing tricks. Up to four players can compete, or you can race AI characters.

Once again, it's great at first. There's the novelty of using the controllers as ski poles to enjoy, and much hilarity to be had thanks mainly to all the crotch flaying. However, the problem of speed comes into play here too. The winter sports games in Wii Fit are instantly accessible but also challenging over time; practice improves your performance as you perfect the art of controlling your speed and balance, and that adds an edge to the competitive element. In Communal Crotch Flaying, it's all about how fast you can pump your arms up and down. The multiplayer races are entertaining, and they're perfect for playing with inexperienced gamers who just want a go on a Wii for an hour. It's just a shame there isn't more depth here.

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You can opt to hit the slopes at night, which is cool.

So is Communal Crotch Flaying worth a purchase? It is if you live in the US, where it's titled We Ski and costs USD 24.99. At that price it's a good buy, especially if you're wondering what to do with that balance board now you're thinner than an Olsen, or still fat but bored of being told how to do stretching by an albino gym trainer. Even if you don't have a board, the game is good enough to entertain non-gaming friends who are fed up with Wii Sports tennis.

But in the UK, isn't it always the way, Communal Crotch Flaying has an RRP of GBP 34.99. Yep, more than twice the price. For that you get an entertainment experience that's initially a lot of fun. The game is nicely presented, with smart, appealing visuals and lots of neat extras, like the two-player split-screen option for Freestyle mode and the option to take photos of your characters as they ski (you can also share them online, if you really have nothing better to do). There's plenty to do and the game is well-structured so you can quickly get on with the business of skiing if you don't want to muck about with all the other stuff.

However, the game-world is pretty small, the gameplay is relatively shallow and there's not quite enough challenge and reward on offer. Not to mention the crotch flaying. It's worth buying if you can find it at a bargain price, and works as a decent alternative to Wii Fit for balance board owners. Just don't expect too much.

6/10

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JedEvangelion
14/07/08 @ 12:08
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You only 'crotch flay' 3 times to get your speed up, you then maintain your speed with a 'tuck', which you achieve by curling the wiimote and nunchuk outwards as if you were tucking your elbows in and your ski poles under your arms, just like real skiing.

This is covered extensively in the tutorial and the instructions, but it seems the reviewer here missed it. Kind of a major part of playing the game....
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Chufty
14/07/08 @ 12:09
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I can feel pain of flayed crotch already.
gingerlink
14/07/08 @ 12:11
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price fail...
Lexx87
14/07/08 @ 12:19
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lol @ Ellie if the OP is talking truth
evilbert
14/07/08 @ 12:34
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Best. Review. Ever. You would think that the words 'Communal Crotch Flaying' would lost their comedy appeal after a couple of paragraphs but nope. :)
AhSoul
14/07/08 @ 12:37
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If Jed is right then that's pretty poor reviewing.....

Just got my wii fit and looking for other stuff to use the board for, and that Crotch Flaying stuff put me right off. Which would be a shame if that's b*****ks and it's better than the review suggests.
n3rdh8r
14/07/08 @ 12:50
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I played it for five minutes.

I'm glad I already have children, cause I won't be having 'm no more. :(
ChrisS
14/07/08 @ 13:17
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It's a very funny review, but Jed's right.
Weezer
14/07/08 @ 13:21
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Would love to see someone justify the equivalent price of £12.55 in US versus £34.99 in UK.

A difference of £22.44.

Twenty two pounds and forty-four pence. That's one hell of a Dumb European tax we've got going on there.

Unbelieveable.
gamingdave
14/07/08 @ 13:37
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Yep, Jed is right. I can only assume Ellie didnt do the tutorial (despite saying players should) and as such really doesnt know how to play the game. I actually think the controls work really well, and that the tucking motion should be the one to control speed, not leaning forward on the board.

When skiing in real life, leaning forward or back doesnt really affect speed, its more the wind resistance change between crouched/tucked and standing upright (that and obviously turning).

In Family Ski, its a natural motion to lean forward and crouch down, when twisting the wiimote and nunchuck into the tuck position, and so whilst the balance board doesnt detect your body movement in this way, you end up in a natural skiing poition.

If the reason for the 6 is due to the controls, then the review is way off the mark, I also dont think the price in the US should be a major factor either (it didnt affect the Rock Band score). Im not saying the game is a 10, or even a 9, I havent played it enough to give a final opinion, but I deffinately disagree with the main problems the reviewer points out.
Weezer
14/07/08 @ 14:14
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Oops. Updated review coming soon perhaps?
Gnort
14/07/08 @ 14:25
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That's some pretty poor reviewing, I have to say. I know we all enjoy Ellie's comedy attack dog routine, and I'm not saying this game looks particularly good, but too often I get the impression that she sets out to savage games without ever trying to enjoy them.

And not bothering to figure the controls out is seriously amateur.
Darren
14/07/08 @ 14:29
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I love EG's reviews... they have a delightful sense of humour that few other sites have, which even extends to the article "tag lines". LOL
Barkotron
14/07/08 @ 14:39
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I am disgusted. WhoeverMadeThisGame has completely ruined the immersion by including monkeys. I have been skiiing for nearly two decades now and am yet to come across a single monkey next to a ski lift.

We need a Ninternet witch hunt against the people who made this game right now!

Either they a) remove monkeys from the game, or, and this is my preferred option, b) mount a worldwide campaign to place colonies of monkeys on the slopes of all major ski resorts (and supply them with warm places to stay, food etc.). Realism in games demands nothing less!

If they do not do this some time really soon, I shall be very angry on many places on the internet, and that'll larn 'em.
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shuandrew
14/07/08 @ 14:56
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Innacurate review alert.
zzyzx
14/07/08 @ 14:59
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Not to mention that moving the wiimote and nunchuck up and down 3 times actually seems like a fair approximation of using your poles to get going quickly at the top of the slope.

The reviewer could have had more fun, with much more legitimacy, by reviewing Top Spin 3 for Wii, where points last long enough to evoke the wooden racket-era, and you can slap your self across the face with the cable multiple times on one point.

EDIT: Maybe Ellie gets the last laugh. Here's the IGN-US review. Skip to about halfway down.
http://wii.ign.com/articles/875/875454p1...

Or let me summarize:
*same complaint about repetitive use of "poles" throughout a course;
* same overall game score;
* less creative use of language.
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Telepathic.Geometry
14/07/08 @ 15:15
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Yet another shite Wii review from Ellie. Come on guys, don't ye have any professional pride? :/ Ellie, get your shit together.
miiiguel
14/07/08 @ 15:21
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"The experience is slow, the mountain is small, and the game bombards users with text pop-ups and the need to constantly slow down and chat with other resort patrons in order to initiate short-lived challenges and races."
also @ IGN
superted1974
14/07/08 @ 15:30
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The game is fun Fun FUN.

To review the whole game without mentioned the tuck position is like reviewing Halo 3 and not mentioning the fire button.

Game = 8/10 (or 7 if you don't like sking)
Review = 1/10 (The 1 is for the use of the word crotch)

Come on Ellie - admit you got the review wrong - or blame your editor for taking out you explanation of the croutch position.

Telepathic.Geometry
14/07/08 @ 15:35
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Heh, she's not likely to admit it. I PMed her before about a patently incorrect article. She didn't change it, she didn't get back to me. She doesn't really give too much of a fuck methinks. :/
smelly
14/07/08 @ 16:45
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damn..

was looking forwards to this one.

oh well.. save myself some wonga.
Daikon
15/07/08 @ 08:50
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@Barkotron

I am disgusted. WhoeverMadeThisGame has completely ruined the immersion by including monkeys. I have been skiiing for nearly two decades now and am yet to come across a single monkey next to a ski lift.

I understand you're just kidding, but I feel compelled to set the record straight on behalf of the monkeys.

In Japan they have quite a few monkeys in the mountains where the ski resorts are.
Take Nagano for instance. Those bloody simian buggers really are everywhere if you go hiking, and in winter they even draw closer to where people are - they even have the nerve to dip into the outdoor hot springs.

So there. Excellent skiing in Japan btw.
Barkotron
16/07/08 @ 09:12
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@Daikon

Really? That's fantastic. I must move to Japan and fulfil my monkey skiing dreams!
Curry_mad
17/07/08 @ 20:14
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I think review is a bit negative and slightly off.

Describing the controlling action as a 'crotch flay' is a bit on the extreme side. I'd say it's more a simple flick of the wrists. Can't believe the 'tuck' wasn't mentioned in the review. Tut tut.


Not that I ski at all (I snowboard); But I'd say the game does give you that same sensation of coming down a mountain, which has similarities with the real thing. OK, so the speed isn't break neck, but it's not that big a deal. I think the controls are OK.


Also I liked the little touches on the ski lift, like how the controller vibrates when the chair goes onto the next pylon and also how the music on the slope sounds "tinny" and directional. Adds a small touch of realisim. Nice.

The balance board does make the game more playable as it 'feels' closer to the real-life action of skiiing. I'd agree that the mountain could have been bigger and maybe have included some off piste.


I'm dreaming now, but if this game could be crossed with something like SSX3 ( Like having a Big mountain with loads of freeride terrain to explore etc) and use the balance board, then that would be awesome !!!

Overall it's a good little game. If you can't wait for your next winter fix then this isn't that bad.


And best of all ? Not a lift queue in sight....

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