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FaceBreaker Comments by Kristan Reed

5 September, 2008

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rotmm
05/09/08 @ 10:06
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I really wanted this to be good. It seems like it could have been the ultimate party fighter.

Sadly, I'll probably still pick this up for exactly those times :/
lambtron
05/09/08 @ 10:07
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Got the impression that this was dire just from watching the videos.
Slipstream
05/09/08 @ 10:07
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""Why don't you take a screenshot? It'll last longer."
Hahaha that was funny xD
Can't say I didn't see this coming after the awful demo, give me Ready 2 Rumble any day.
SeesThroughAll
05/09/08 @ 10:08
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Shame. I hoped it would be good.

I really wanted this to be good. It seems like it could have been the ultimate party fighter.

Tekken still handles that job perfectly, methinks.
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captainrentboy
05/09/08 @ 10:09
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As I thought after playing the demo, absolute shite!!
It wasn't even remotely fun to play, and just felt as cheap as hell.
EA, just get on with FN4 already.
Darren
05/09/08 @ 10:10
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The demo of this game was awful so the EG review comes as no surprise to me.
farticusmaximus
05/09/08 @ 10:13
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Digital vomit.
YoshiIsland
05/09/08 @ 10:13
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I quite enjoyed the demo but will steer well clear now....
jonsaan
05/09/08 @ 10:23
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Demo was pretty good I thought. I'll pick it up when it hits the bargain bins.
rotmm
05/09/08 @ 10:36
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@SeesThroughAll,

Not really. You get a bunch of people visiting, many who've rarely (if ever) picked up a controller before and Tekken and its ilk are not really ideal. If I had a Wii SSBB would probably be the one to go for. But I don't, so it isn't ;)
Redeye
05/09/08 @ 10:41
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'Let's get ready to...oh.'

Nice to see EA's vaunted new ethos putting those development dollars to good use, eh?
SeesThroughAll
05/09/08 @ 10:42
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Aye, but some characters are button-mashing friendly. You just point them out "hey, that one is easy to play with" and fun is still assured.
ciril
05/09/08 @ 10:50
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If something ain't broken - don't fix it. Now bring on new Fight Night with new animations and features please.
defdaz
05/09/08 @ 10:51
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Give us Fight Night Round 4 NOW!!!!!!111!!!!one
farticusmaximus
05/09/08 @ 10:52
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@SeesThroughAll

Agreed, Tekken has always had the ability to let 2 people have a fun and impressive looking fight without knowing the intricacies of a fight between pro's. In that respect it's very much like SoulCalibur, and not anywhere as intimidating as DoA or VF.

Facebreaker, however easy it is to stand there and button mash, is not even the slightest bit fun.
anomagnus
05/09/08 @ 10:55
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WHERE THE INFINITE UNDISCOVERY REVIEW!!!!!!!!!
dr_faulk
05/09/08 @ 11:01
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Why would anybody think of creating a boxing game that's not like Fight Night? Especially EA!
markypants
05/09/08 @ 11:02
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The demo was really really bad. Especially as this is the game that has seemingly replaced another Fight Night game. I can't believe that they didn't release a new Fight Night with deeper career mode and new fighters. Makes no sense to me? I'm sure they had their reasons?? I just hope to god they move on from this cock up and get cracking on a new Fight Night game. Me wants it... Me wants it long time!!
Xerx3s
05/09/08 @ 11:05
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I'm seeing that quality that EA promised oozing off their products here...
farticusmaximus
05/09/08 @ 11:06
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There's plenty of space in the Boxing genre to have another game in there, and that game doesnt have to be a FN clone, it just has to be playable for more than 15 seconds, which facebreaker certainly isnt. ;)
BBIAJ
05/09/08 @ 11:07
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GamesTM reported last month in their Facebreaker preview that Fight Night Round 4 is on the cards...
Gearskin
05/09/08 @ 11:14
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Please stop comparing this to Fight Night. If you're going to compare it to something then compare it to Rockstar's Table Tennis. It has the same frantic pace and intensity.

I think it's a lot of fun, in short bursts. Took it online last night and had some manic bouts. Holds up really well online considering it's so fast. Molotov FTW!
smernicki
05/09/08 @ 11:17
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i was vaguely hopeful for this, downloaded demo, lasted about 90 seconds and had no desire to ever go near this product again in my life
patchbox360
05/09/08 @ 11:26
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casual gaming
frostcircus
05/09/08 @ 11:34
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Women.
Nillsens
05/09/08 @ 11:34
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It felt so ridiculously simplistic when I was playing the demo that I thought I was doing something wrong.
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cabbadgecase
05/09/08 @ 11:39
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Please stop comparing this to Fight Night. If you're going to compare it to something then compare it to Rockstar's Table Tennis.

superb
Lionheart
05/09/08 @ 11:40
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The picture on the home page looks like Jules and Vincent out of Pulp Fiction :)
Ainudil
05/09/08 @ 11:45
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FaceBreaker is in my opinion a contender to Worst of the Year, up there with that olympics game.
Triggerhappytel
05/09/08 @ 11:50
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Oh EA; why?! One step forward, one step back.
rotmm
05/09/08 @ 11:54
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@Gearskin "Please stop comparing this to Fight Night. If you're going to compare it to something then compare it to Rockstar's Table Tennis. It has the same frantic pace and intensity."

Except that Table Tennis was (and still is) a superb game.
Zebula77
05/09/08 @ 12:07
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Heh, I knew this was gonna be horrible.
I downloaded the demo and fiddled around with the character creation bit, which was fun. I thought 'that was cool, now let's see what the game's like proper'
Played the demo for about four minutes and was completely revolted by the random gameplay and controls and promptly deleted the demo.
Good riddance.
Stepharneo
05/09/08 @ 12:10
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i actuqally enjoyed the fact that there aren't any combo lists to trawl tghrough like in....uggg, tekken. anyone can pick up and play, and it means that when your at a party all really drunk except for that one guy, usually the person who spends 10 minutes memorising combo's, he won't win all the time. thats usually what happens, winner stays on, so its basically all the drunk guys versus mr. Sobriety.
rock27gr
05/09/08 @ 12:21
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The game sounds a lot like Super Punch Out, from the game mechanics right down to the "3 Categories, 4 fighters each" structure. And that as a classic. How can this have gone so wrong?
Gearskin
05/09/08 @ 12:24
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@rotmm

And what makes TT so great? It has the same amount of depth, the same barran single player, the same pick-up-and-play gameplay. Simple, accessible, fast. Pick it up, put it down.

Honestly, I don't see why TT received so much praise for being the exact same sort of game. I played FB last night for a good while, and it's just as much mindless fun. I enjoyed the intense scuffle with other players online. It was lolz.
kelly's_h
05/09/08 @ 12:36
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I also uninstalled the demo after about a 30 seconds. I would have bought it if it was just Fight Night Round 3 with the new look and the feature to put in pictures and breaking the faces.

But as it is now I agree, digital vomit.
Gearskin
05/09/08 @ 12:49
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Did you guys who deleted it after "30 seconds" because you were getting beat up actually try to play the game as intended? Or did you uninstall it purely because you didn't understand what was going on?
ParanoidZombie
05/09/08 @ 12:56
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After spending 2 straight ranked online sessions against nothing but kilik spammers in soul calibur4, I think that the gaming community deserves a game like facebreaker....
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Clive Dunn
05/09/08 @ 13:01
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"Did you guys who deleted it after "30 seconds" because you were getting beat up actually try to play the game as intended? Or did you uninstall it purely because you didn't understand what was going on?"

Nope, I'm guessing they uninstalled it because they thought it was shite ?
farticusmaximus
05/09/08 @ 13:05
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"Did you guys who deleted it after "30 seconds" because you were getting beat up actually try to play the game as intended? Or did you uninstall it purely because you didn't understand what was going on?"

Played as intended, blocked, countered, got the hang of it after a couple bouts, broke faces. Found it to be completely lacking in any kind of ebb-and-flow, any grace in combat, any style or flair. It's not a case of 'not getting' the game, it's simply a very badly designed and implemented game.

It's nice that you enjoy it, but don't expect much company over there in 'team facebreaker'.
kelly's_h
05/09/08 @ 13:06
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@Gearskin

In my case "all of the above"
Norfolk'n'Clue
05/09/08 @ 13:56
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I love it when EG savages a game. You lot are so mercilessly sarcastic and withering that it brightens up my lunchtime immeasurably.

/me removes nose from tea-towel holder.
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Gearskin
05/09/08 @ 14:20
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MoBiUGeArSkIn calls you all out on XBL. Tag me up. I shall attempt to break your face.

It'll be interesting to see how well this sells.
markypants
05/09/08 @ 16:23
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Quote: "It'll be interesting to see how well this sells."

Hopefully as well as AIDS flavoured biscuits.
bad09
05/09/08 @ 17:41
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OUCH!

TBH honest it's no surprise, I saw this on Plyr (I know, I'm sorry, but it's all that's on the box worth watching games wise!) and it looked TERRIBLE! Shame as FN was awesome, stick to that EA!

/ sits and waits for Ready 2 rumble sequel (and FN4).....
welshben23
05/09/08 @ 20:47
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"Come back Prizefighter, all is forgiven"

There is seriously something wrong with Eurogamer and has been for the past couple of weeks. Prizefighter is just a broken, horrible shitfest of a game. This isn't that good but is far better than that game. Also, to give Mercenaries2 5/10 is just stupid. Its at least a 7.
frostcircus
06/09/08 @ 00:11
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Freemasons have infiltrated
tomwhitaker
06/09/08 @ 13:01
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Screw this bullshit. Do another Fight Night for everyone who wants one and do me a proper update of Def Jam: Fight For New York. That shit was tight, dog.
Gearskin
06/09/08 @ 16:21
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I've been uploading faces for the past few hours. It works amazingly well through EA Sports World.
drumbaby
06/09/08 @ 19:21
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The demo was pixels-made-mirconium.

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