Everybody's Golf: World Tour Review
Not a good walk spoiled.
Version tested: PlayStation 3
Is it possible to start a review of a golf game without a reference to a good walk spoiled? Apparently not. But golf's real problem isn't that it spoils a good walk. It's that golfers spoil a potentially good game, with their blazers and ties, and their committees, and their archaic attitude to women and all that sort of thing (although don't tell my dad I said that: he's the captain at his local golf club).
Minna no Golf is, in stark contrast, a good game of golf, unspoiled by any of that. From start to finish, it just exudes charm. Like your caddy, who zooms off after each shot to make sure he (or she) is there, panting, to greet your ball when it lands. Or the 'NICE SHOT' that appears in great big multi-coloured letters every time you hit a good shot. Or the sound of cowbells, or the sight of swans as you make your way round the various courses. Or the slightly non sequitur but relaxing and serene images of tranquil vistas, or swimming dolphins, that greet you in pinpoint high definition at the end of every round (a personal favourite is the killer whale).

Your shots are accompanied by a variety of whizzy visual and sound effects.
In terms of the actual game design, Minna no Golf is unabashedly old school. Unlike games like Tiger Woods, which have moved into the modern era by featuring a growing roster of licensed names and courses and incorporating a mimetic analog stick waggle, Minna no Golf does pretty much the same thing that previous games in the series have always done. Which means that Minna no Golf, unlike the real thing, and the games that aim to ape it, provides a wonderful invigorating streak of colour and character across the golf course.
The structure is the same as before. There are 15 characters, six courses, and seven caddies available to unlock (with just two characters, one caddy and one course open at the start of the game). There's strokeplay, matchplay, multiplayer, and a variety of challenges that allow you to unlock new costumes, clubs and balls, and each set of challenges culminates in a matchplay game against the next unlockable character. There are online tournaments, and cute online lobbies, modelled on Japenese hot springs, or tatami rooms, peopled by Mii-style avatars, decked out in a variety of costumes, from scuba divers to schoolgirls.

Every time you hit a shot, crowd members make appreciative noises...
And there's the same, tried and tested mechanics that have featured in all the previous Minna no Golf games, barring a cosmetic change. The way you used to play Minna no Golf was with a simple three-tap system: one tap to set the power bar going; a second to confirm the power of your shot; and a third to determine the control and accuracy. The new system sees an equally simple three-tap system: one tap to set your swing going; a second to confirm the power of your shot; and a third to determine the control and accuracy. It's the same power bar system that golfing videogames have employed since time immemorial, just without the power bar. So it's just as intuitive - and probably more so - than ever before (and in any case, old-hand die-hards still have the option to use the old system). It does make putting slightly more difficult at first, but only until you suss out the relative power of different putts and learn to read the greens.

… and your caddy races off to reach the ball before it lands.
In the world of mobile phone gaming, they call this sort of design 'one button gaming', and get breathlessly excited about how it appeals to everyone, not just people who play games. That's absolutely true of Minna no Golf, but it's also true that the game sports sufficient depth to satisfy the most ardent wannabe pro golfer. It's got spin, mapped to the d-pad, and it's got boost shots, which you can use a certain number of times each round to gain a few extra yards. It's got a choice of players, clubs and balls, all of which have an impact on your style of play. And ultimately, it's got the infinite variety of a real game of golf, because wherever your ball lands it will create a subtly different challenge every time.
And that's why, in spite of all the similarities to previous games in the series, the game never runs into the law of diminishing returns. In spite of the fact that all you're doing is pressing a button three times, over and over again, it never gets boring. It would probably be too controversial to call it the best golf game, or the best PS3 game. But on both counts it's a remarkably close call.
8 / 10
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The PSP EG is one of the best titles still for that format.
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What?
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It wouldn't be a great achievement, would it ?
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It is big in Japan?
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http://www .youtube.com/watch?v=dI8DA0QVesM
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Meanwhile my Bioshock copy has just been shipped, I love you Amazon UK.
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Edit: next month it would appear.
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Next month? Really? hmm.. warhawk, HS and EG5 seems like a nice combo to me
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I think you'll find they are referred to as directional buttons on a Sony system.
Tsk!
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Why not import? Is cheaper than getting a European game as well (for the cost conscious gamers around here and I know there's a lot of them...
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If not then thats £15 lost straight away.
/Waves fist at Japanese PSP that nobody will trade.
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My God...women arent even treated as full members of the club!
To be fair though, golf makes a better computer game than bowls would...I dont think Richard Corsey Championship Bowls would do quite as well as Tiger Woods...
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So PS3 owners now no less pervy for upskirt shots than X360 owners what with DOA4, DOAX2 and Rumble Roses XX!
Also interestingly both able to media up to PC and port across whatever kind of stuff you want to see on HDTV?!
Anyway, I am certainly going to get EG 5, at least it the game my wife and I love playing together quite regularly on PSP, PS2 and next PS3. Its a kind of game that can never get boring.
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Where I live you can't, in a "regular" shop at least.
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Is that not the reason PS3 owners are always spamming the Wii threads?
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Thank God they didn't opt for crappy push the stick pull the stick shot mechanic.
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It is most similar to the PSP version of the series, but unfortunately without the same degree of character costume customisation. Each character has 4 outfits, but in the PSP version there were tons of hats, outfits and cool accesories.
If the character customisation had been included then this would be the best golf game ever.
The online is great fun, but it is actually too popular at the moment as it can sometimes be difficult to find a spare slot in any tournament.
The review fails to mention that each course comes in 2 versions, and there are also occasional variants on the gameplay rules (larger holes, extra penalties for landing in rough/sand ect.)
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Eh?
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oooohh! I do miss the banter, and the SB outburst don't really fit in at all well here!
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I'd still buy this on PS3, if I had one, though!
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Don't know. I never trade games myself. Though I'm tempted to trade Oblivion. That game really sucks. Need to trust more on my gut feeling.
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80 hours of oblivion says I disagree Les!
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This is the game that made me like golf!
Does this have the bonkers taunting system from previous games? Please tell me it's there! :-D
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Stuff Tiger Woods realism you need this.
Obligatory http://www.albatross18.co m link.
Free PC online everybodys golf. Awesome fun as well.
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But what's up with all the xbot morons in this thread?
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You know, if the hard-on you got after the 10/10 BioShock review hasn't subsided yet, try a cold shower. Freak.
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"The way you used to play Minna no Golf was with a simple three-tap system: one tap to set the power bar going; a second to confirm the power of your shot; and a third to determine the control and accuracy. The new system sees an equally simple three-tap system: one tap to set your swing going; a second to confirm the power of your shot; and a third to determine the control and accuracy. It's the same power bar system that golfing videogames have employed since time immemorial, just without the power bar."
That seems to suggest that it's exactly the same as before, but then suggests there's no power bar, even though in the previous sentence it says that you set the power. It's probably me, I am virtually falling asleep due to a very long day, but I just can't work that out. Please help unfrazzle my brain!
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When I get a PS3(probably late next year at some point) , this will be a definite purchase.
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Obviously when it comes to the PS3 maybe the power of Cell may do it justice, but for now I'd rather play Everybody's Golf, thank you very much.
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Bwahahahaa, touchy, touchy! Got a bit of 10/10 envy going on there mate
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"Bioshock is s***, and the PS3 doesn't need it."
i was going to agree with you apart from ive just played the demo and wanted more , consoles need to be banned from FPS games leave em to the PC cant beat a mouse and keyboard
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It is possible to play a quick 9 holes in about 10-15 minutes, and if you played well enough you would have unlocked some goodies.
Multiplayer is of course excellent.
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If not then thats £15 lost straight away. "
- Only mugs trade their games in as you get well and truley screwed in the deal and then on top of that the store (GAME is a perfect example) then go on to sell the game they gave you £2.50 store credit for for about £5 less than the retail value of the new game - wankers!
Anyway I have had my PS3 for months now and still have not bought one game (some PSN content excluded) This will be my first - what does that say about Sonys console?
PS: anyone who has it already can you adv if you can play multiplayer with one joypad?
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Haven't got the game but the previous games have allowed multiplayer with one controller (except the PSP). To be honest, I'd be surprised if they excluded it in this version. It wouldn't make sense
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Not sure. But it does tell something about you...
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Did it actually explain that in the review?
That makes sense now you've mentioned it though, and I quite like that idea, even better that you have the option to decide for yourself.
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Why do they go into every wii/ps3 thread telling us all how their system is better?
It's getting pathetically desperate of them now isnt it?
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On another note I loved the PSP version so I'll probably be getting this.