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Eurogamer's Top 50 Games of 2008: 20-11 Article

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Article by Eurogamer staff

29 December, 2009

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20. Condemned 2: Bloodshot

SEGA / Monolith / PS3, Xbox 360

Kristan Reed: Were it not for a couple of dodgy levels, this would have been even higher on my list. Monolith really built on the promise of the original with what must go down as one of the ugliest, most harrowingly brutal action games ever made. Beating up deranged tramps with pipes has never been so much fun.

Dan Whitehead: I haven't played this, but I thought the first game was laughably stupid and squandered a potentially interesting forensic adventure on clumsy hobo-mashing amid Silent Hill's leftover texture maps. It seems the sequel simply ramps up all the stuff I thought was idiotic first time around, so I'm in no hurry to find out if it's truly one of the twenty best games of the year. Is it? Is it really?

John Walker: The first Condemned was so dull. Kristan and I will one day have to fight about this in a disused car-park, attacking each other with rusty pipes and road signs, until either one of us is dead or has killed enough innocent tramps to be satiated. So yeah, I didn't get around to this.

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Simon Parkin: Monolith stole the blueprint of hell and with it designed Condemned 2. A grotesque game both visually, thematically and ideologically, it trades the threat of violence and white fear that was so effective in the first game for its dumb and brutal reality, making what was terrifyingly implicit and making it plainly explicit. The linear path, forcing you to behave in monstrous ways without rhyme, reason or wit makes this the gaming equivalent of torture porn. Meritless.

Rich Leadbetter: Nobody's managed to match the brutality of melee combat quite as well as the creators of Condemned. This is a fine sequel, soiled somewhat by the utterly bizarro space aliens 'climax'.

19. Tomb Raider Underworld

Eidos / Crystal Dynamics / Xbox 360, PS3, PC, Wii

Kristan Reed: Aha! Another chance to throw Lara to her death. Excellent! This is miles better than Legend. By building on the more exploratory approach of Anniversary and giving the series the best game engine by a mile, Crystal Dynamics delivered what amounts to the first 'proper' new Tomb Raider since 1999's Last Revelation. Apart from that ridiculous swimming bit near the beginning, it's got everything you want in a Lara game - great controls, taxing puzzles and oodles of atmosphere. Inevitably the combat's still rubbish, but hey.

Johnny Minkley: What a dreadful way to open a game. The first hour or so before you get to the island and the first major temple is tedious, clumsy, embarrassing nonsense. The running and gunning on the boat - are you having a laugh, Crystal Dynamics? But after that, it hits its stride and I really enjoyed the vast, multi-faceted puzzles - an impressive evolution of the core TR experience and a fine balance between challenge and reward.

Ellie Gibson: In retrospect, I still think I gave this game the right score, but I should have been more vocal in my review about the good bits. As a long-term Tomb Raider fan, I suspect I tend to take the better aspects for granted these days. Underworld is a good game with some great high points, especially if you love Lara, and I'm sorry I didn't convey that better.

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Simon Parkin: Some critics have misconstrued Underworld's precision and polish for soullessness and yes, there are times when the design's meticulous order robs its world of credibility. But really this is a game of supreme competence, executed by a developer that understands its heroine and the laws of her universe in full. The game suffers in some ways by comparison to newcomer rival Drake's Fortune, both in terms of script writing and gunplay, but Lara's latest contains enough jewels of its own to be an expedition worth undertaking.

John Walker: The entire world has gone bats*** insane. Look at the reviews for this, and the reviews for the dreadful Prince of Persia, and then bang your head against a wall until you're dead. This is the best Tomb Raider has ever been, and I'm losing my mind over people's false memories of the original games, and the lack of recognition for the astonishing architecture and puzzle design here. It's epic. The story is complete toss, which is a colossal shame after Legend set things up so nicely. But this is a game about solving puzzles the size of hillsides while fluidly and beautifully leaping about. That POP could get higher review scores while being so loathsomely stupid as to be a series of tediously connected boss fights, and Tomb Raider could have the balls to include not one single boss encounter but instead replace them with elaborate and ingenious challenges and not get championed, makes me want to set fire to all of gaming.

Tom Bramwell: I have a soft spot for platform games that take you on an acrobatic cruise through gorgeous, untouched mysteries of the past, and then miraculously deposit you in just the right position to proceed once all the requisite buttons have been pushed and idols slid into their mossy holes. There's a lot of stupid rubbish in Underworld, but nobody outside Crystal Dynamics still manages the above - even the excellent Uncharted.

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Ryze
29/12/08 @ 17:36
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Hey! Looks like I'm the first to post.

/finishes reading...

Hurrah for Rez!

/continues reading...

I do like the Burnout Paradise comments. At least I'm not alone in suffering its annoyances, although it is a fine achievement.
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I am awaiting the "better than MGS 4, then?" fans!
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29/12/08 @ 17:41
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Rez, yay!

TR Underworld, hmmm. 'Twas good - even if Lara now swims like a panicking toddler - but I wish they'd get away from all this Erich Von Daniken bullshit and get back to the more Raiders of the Lost Ark mysticism-without-fucking-aliens. Just remake TR2!
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29/12/08 @ 17:43
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As a point of principle I generally disagree with everything you guys write.

But come on, that POS Tomb Raider at nineteen?

Now your just goading me.
merkdot
29/12/08 @ 17:43
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yes, clearly moving into the real quality now. Good stuff.
sanctusmortis
29/12/08 @ 17:45
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L4D top 10 confirmed, as is Fallout 3.
ChadSexington
29/12/08 @ 17:45
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Why is a game from 2001 at number 14 in the top games of 2008?
Rev. Stuart Campbell
29/12/08 @ 17:47
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Professor Cutscene at 15? Fuck me, you're making me start to feel sorry for Metal Gear Solid 4.
squarejawhero
29/12/08 @ 17:47
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MC:LA > B:P

At least I hope so...
Agent_Llama
29/12/08 @ 17:49
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Spore? SPORE?! /sniggers

Does this mean No More Heroes has failed to make the cut? And anyone else fancy betting a fiver on Braid being the outsider for number 1?
gypsumfantastic
29/12/08 @ 17:50
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Braid #3, World of Goo #1.

#2 can be any old shit. Probably Fallout 3, I dunno.

I have spoken.
Agent_Llama
29/12/08 @ 17:54
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So top ten consists of... Braid, L4D, Fallout 3, Little Big Planet and [insert 6 more here]?

Personally I'm hoping Hello Kitty: Big City Dream on the DS snatches a surprise victory. ;)
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29/12/08 @ 17:55
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Tomb Raider in top 20?

errrrm I DONT THINK SOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! :p
Pinewood_Groves
29/12/08 @ 17:55
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Hoorah for Rez! Still waiting for Ninja Gaiden 2.

Interesting write-ups for Condemned 2. One likes it, everyone else hates it or didn't play it. Yet it's at number 20. Hmm.
Zomoniac
29/12/08 @ 17:57
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Kristan Reed: Allowing you to import the Rock Band 1 tracks was a genius move. Charging legitimate users for the privilege was greedy. Just follow Sony's lead with SingStar next time, lovers.

I think you'll find most people would prefer the option to pay £4 to import their songs into 2 and then sell the disc for £20, actually. And how would the tour work using all of the songs if you had to keep changing discs midway through sets? It works for Singstar because it doesn't have any proper progressive career mode. They knew that everyone would upgrade, import and flog their disc, and that disc-swapping would be a real PITA, so they've come up with a solution to make everyone except you happy and make a little bit of cash back on the second-hand sales. Everyone wins.
gypsumfantastic
29/12/08 @ 17:57
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Also, Gears of War 2 will probably make some ill-conceived CliffyB-esque hoot at the top 10.

Whilst Braid and World of Goo tut snottily from the veranda.
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29/12/08 @ 17:58
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Spore.. shouldnt be a top 20 game, such a major disappointment and many sites (including EG) got carried away with the hype. When you look at it as a whole its actually quite a poor game and was rated way to highly by many sites.

Top 10 such include, FO3, GTA, LBP, GOW, Fable2, L4D.. so thats 6 of the 10 covered.
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29/12/08 @ 17:58
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Condemned 2 is about one-hundred-and-fifty billions times worse than the original.

Yet it makes the Top 20?

How quaint.
Burkey123
29/12/08 @ 17:59
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Professor Layton, what a game! Delighted to see it in the top 20.
Littlebigplanet has to get no.1
coolbritannia
29/12/08 @ 17:59
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Hmm, Fallout 3, Fable 2, Gears 2, Little Big Planet, Braid, Left 4 Dead all guaranteed top 10 places?

I'd like to see Ninja Gaiden 2 and SSFIITHD in there, but I'm doubtful.
Discalceaterabbit
29/12/08 @ 17:59
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Spore? My face saving sense is tingling.
Zomoniac
29/12/08 @ 18:01
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So top ten consists of... Braid, L4D, Fallout 3, Little Big Planet and [insert 6 more here]?

Gears 2, GTA4, Fable 2, FIFA 09, two obscure games nobody has heard of, or maybe VP2 if Tom gets his way. Soul Calibur IV's omission seems criminal to me. There are a few games that clearly won't get in that should have done. Buzz PS3, Tiger 09, Geometry Wars 2.
Chufty
29/12/08 @ 18:01
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I think EG made this top 50 deliberately controversial to encourage hits.
gypsumfantastic
29/12/08 @ 18:04
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"I think EG made this top 50 deliberately controversial to encourage tits."

FIXED!
brockenheimer
29/12/08 @ 18:05
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Dead Space maybe in the top ten too? It's very popular in the forum.
secombe
29/12/08 @ 18:05
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Professor Layton: Highest ranked game that is almost impossible to get hold of, ever?!
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29/12/08 @ 18:05
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Bioshock, The Orange Box (aka Half Life 2), Fable 2, Gears Of War 2, GTA IV, Tomb Radier Underworld (Criticized just for the sake of it by many reviews)
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29/12/08 @ 18:06
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Spore? Not even top 50. /facepalm

Rest of the list's OK though. I'd have placed Mirror's Edge in the top 5, but I'm just a bit of a fan.
JJKrista1
29/12/08 @ 18:12
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"I think EG made this top 50 deliberately controversial to encourage nits."

It all makes perfect sense now.

/Scratches scalp
el_pollo_diablo
29/12/08 @ 18:17
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@Chufty:

"I think EG made this top 50 deliberately controversial to encourage hits."

But it's just their personal favourites innit? And given that that's the remit, they're allowed to put whatever they like wherever they like. Just because well received game X is at number 49 and universally slated game Y is at 12, that does not mean that they're duty bound to order their list like that.

On another note, if BIONIC COMMANDO REARMED isn't number one then I'm going to be deeply upset.

(edit: although it's got to be GTA4, shirley?)
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29/12/08 @ 18:23
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Hey, nice addition to the list! I agree completely with the comments made about Tomb Raider. My biggest problem with the game is the ludicrous story - I wish it was less personal, and less fantastical. The environments themselves that you explore around are absolutely beautiful, massive, and a pleasure to advance through. And Lara herself has never looked, or moved, better. But yeah, I think TR could do without the gimmicks. The motorbike really isn't necessary, and isn't -fun-. It's just tacked on, and not particularly well.

I haven't finished it yet, I'm currently on the Southern Mexico part, but my favourite level so far has definitely been the sublime Bhargati. Breathtaking.

Also, nice comments also about Lich King! Personally, it's my game of the year!
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29/12/08 @ 18:26
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This list is getting even more ridiculous...
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29/12/08 @ 18:34
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FIFA 09 FTW!!! its amazing..cant stop playing it...will never finish it with its stupid amount of gameplay modes!!
dolphan
29/12/08 @ 18:37
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World of Goo should win but will probably get beaten by Fallout 3. And Braid.

The main Amazon listing for professor layton is, bizzarely, £59.99 with £5 postage. It's an external seller, but still, weird.

Oh, and my guess at the top 10, not in this order - Goo, Braid, Fallout 3, GTA4, Gears 2, LBP, Dead Space, Fifa, L4D, Fable 2 (pretty close to my 10 it seems, though I haven't played LBP or Dead Space). Maybe Geometry Wars 2, Bionic Commando Rearmed, or something instead of Dead Space/Fifa.
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29/12/08 @ 18:38
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The new Tomb Raider is FANTASTIC. Got it for Christmas, and I'm loving it. The Mexican level reminded me so much of St. Francis' Folly.
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29/12/08 @ 18:42
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So, confirmed for the Top 10?

LBP, Fallout 3, GTAIV, L4D, Braid, GoW2, Fable 2, Dead Space and and....and... 2 more...

Yes...
Incarta
29/12/08 @ 18:44
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Oh! And Bioshock PS3... just need to predict 1 more...
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29/12/08 @ 18:49
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TBH, I don't think NG2 deserves to be in the top 50 :D
grimmace
29/12/08 @ 18:49
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football manager 09?

'tis the best of the series to date
DFawkes
29/12/08 @ 18:50
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If Burnout Paradise hadn't been on there somewhere I'd have been surprised, so nice to see it there.
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29/12/08 @ 18:55
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I get the impression with Spore that some people are still rating for what a smart and likeable fella' Will Wright is, as he obviously made it all by himself, and not the game.

It's good to see Rez on the list.
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shamblemonkee
29/12/08 @ 18:58
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Road Rash - make it happen!!!
grimmace
29/12/08 @ 19:01
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Just looking through the list it's nice to see FarCry 2 feature after the unfair panning from some quarters, and the DS fire emblem too.

I had hoped that midnight club would make it as it's the most fun racer I've played all year... I'd be suprised if it gets placed into the top 10 though...
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29/12/08 @ 19:09
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@ dolphan

The main Amazon listing for professor layton is, bizzarely, £59.99 with £5 postage. It's an external seller, but still, weird.

Same for Play.com as well, there has been virtually no stock for months (although some must have got through recently as it went from nowhere to 8 in the all format charts), I've never seen it in a shop.
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29/12/08 @ 19:12
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christ there's some crap in there

Really?! I've not played any of them, but considering the reviews and reader comments, I can't see how any of those could remotely be classed as crap. Sure you might not like some of them, but that doesn't make them crap. They all have their merits, and clearly they've been enjoyed by many.

This place drives me to tears sometimes.
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29/12/08 @ 19:14
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I like the fact that some of my faves haven't got a mention yet! It would be nice to receive verification that the games I like really are gooood!
MyWifeNowDave
29/12/08 @ 19:19
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Hopefully Crysis Warhead makes it to the top 10, my favourite game this year
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29/12/08 @ 19:20
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I pretty much agree with the Spore comments - It may not have come out as good as it could but it probably deserves to be there for the stuff it did get right.
GitSomE UK
29/12/08 @ 19:23
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Fuck me, Tomb Raider ranking higher than WipeOut HD and MGS4. I like it but gameplay/technically it's pretty fucking dull compared to WOHD/MGS4/FC2 etc. etc.

Professor Layton and the Curious Cock Knocker > Than all off the above.... Ha! I love EG! You wacky, crazy kids you

/Tussles EG's hair
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LMFAO @ Boom Blox being higher than mgs4.. that'll get the retarded fangirls knickers in a twist!

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