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Eurogamer meets Holly Valance Interview

PC Interview by Ellie Gibson

12 January, 2009

Page 2 of 2. <- Page 1

Eurogamer: There was a bit of a furore on account of how you could almost see your Coco Hernandez...

Holly Valance: I don't think England gets an opinion when they have Page 3 every day. I don't think anyone's worried about tits and arse in England.

Eurogamer: We love tits and arse in England. But there was a furore...

Holly Valance: I was happy with that. When you're launching a career in music, any publicity is good publicity, and I guess it was a good conversation point for people. Which is great - job well done.

Eurogamer: I might try advancing my career in videogames in a similar fashion.

Holly Valance: You should! Do a nudie report on all the new games coming out. You'd have so many hits.

Eurogamer: I meant I might start doing phone interviews nude. Your idea's interesting but I'm not sure I'd look as good as you naked. Even though you did say yourself that I, Ellie Gibson, am fitter than you, Holly Valance.

Holly Valance: Hey, it's unique. You've got to get to the masses.

Eurogamer: I'm not sure the masses want me to get to them in that fashion. Anyway, you're also known for your role in the Dead or Alive movie. Did you enjoy that experience?

Holly Valance: It was an amazing experience, but it was the toughest experience of my life. We spent four months training in kung fu, then we were in the desert in China, sick as dogs, working hard in heat like I have never felt before. It was literally 50 degrees Celsius one day.

But it was a wonderful bonding experience with the other girls, I've made friends for life. It was like going to war together almost, because you were doing things in really poor conditions and it was quite third-worldy in some areas. So it was hard, but it was great fun.

Eurogamer: Did you play actual Dead or Alive?

Holly Valance: Oh yes, we played so much. That's pretty much what we had to do in our rooms, because there was nothing else to do. That and buy pirated DVDs in the village. I'm so against buying pirated movies and music, because that's my business, but there was literally nothing else to do. So we'd watch these awful DVDs filmed on a camcorder in the cinema.

Eurogamer: In that movie you defeated an entire room of baddies while wearing just a towel...

Holly Valance: That was awesome, I had so much fun shooting that scene. The only problem was, when I pistol-whip the detective at the end, I actually did during one take. They had moved the marks between takes without telling either of us, and I ended up accidentally smashing his face with the butt of a gun. He was bleeding and we stopped shooting for the day. I felt so awful.

'Eurogamer meets Holly Valance' Screenshot 2

Gnomes: not what they used to be.

Eurogamer: Do you play many other videogames?

Holly Valance: I'm learning to get better at the Wii, and I've got a 360 and a PSP. I do try, because I see boys get so much satisfaction out of playing it. I think if I understand and get better at it, I'll enjoy it more. The Wii's good because it's exercising at the same time.

Eurogamer: How could Eurogamer readers use their gaming knowledge and skills to attract a woman like you, famous international sex symbol Holly Valance?

Holly Valance: I would like to be moulded into some sort of videogame character. So they could come up with a game, and EA could hire me and take all the computer shots of me, and make me into a character, based on me, about me - just me. Stroke my ego, basically. That would win my heart. So tell them to write to EA.

Eurogamer: Will do. I was doing some extensive research on Wikipedia earlier, and I read that you're related to Benny Hill. Is that true?

Holly Valance: Yes, it's true. Benny was my grandfather's cousin. I never got to meet him. I would have liked to, I've heard wonderful things about him.

Eurogamer: Did Benny Hill inspire you to become an actress?

Holly Valance: No, I don't even think I understood who he was until I was a bit older. Now, if I'm watching telly and he's on, I do have quite a giggle. He was very naughty and I liked his sense of humour. For that time he was very cheeky, and I can appreciate that, because I've got a foul mouth and a sick sense of humour. Probably passed down.

Eurogamer: Had you been acting back then, would you have liked to have been one of the ladies running around in short skirts while Benny gave chase?

Holly Valance: I don't think so. It would depend on what they were paying. If it was massive amounts of cash, I would totally be up for it.

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Sir_TimAlot
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I have the urge to watch DOA again
squarejawhero
12/01/09 @ 09:19
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Keep the Ellie celebrity interviews coming!
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"I have the urge to watch DOA again "

I just did for the first time a few weeks ago, it wasn't nearly as bad as I had expected. Oh, and thanks for linking to that Kiss Kiss video Ellie, I distinctly remember being very fond of that one :p.

And yep, nice interview, let's have more of those in the future.
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good, not as good as the last one though, but i suspect that's because this was done over telephone, and its hard to get a good rapport flowing over the phone

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12/01/09 @ 09:27
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I used to well like Holly Valance when she was in Neighbours. Kinda gone downhill with age. Her terrible acting in Prison Break dodn't help.
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SHHHWING!
iWolf
12/01/09 @ 09:32
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Joke of an interview!
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12/01/09 @ 09:32
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Good Job Ellie! :D
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12/01/09 @ 09:38
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not that it needs to be said but

valance >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> atkinson
Darkedge
12/01/09 @ 09:39
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DOA is a fun movie and really IS like the game (ridiculous)
Good interview Ellie
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12/01/09 @ 09:40
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/rubs thighs
DaM
12/01/09 @ 09:42
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If I had gone to school in Australia, I'd be sweeping the streets, or picking celery or something. There's no way I could concentrate on lessons with all the girls in those uniforms they wear.
Tzetrik
12/01/09 @ 09:43
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lolz
deathdealer619
12/01/09 @ 09:46
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Hands up who would love to nail her!
BillyBrush
12/01/09 @ 09:46
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Uprising...how apt

they're going up a few notches from from gemma wossername
gribb
12/01/09 @ 09:49
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Ellie is the closest thing the gaming world has to a 'Parkie', keep up the good work!
EarlBassett
12/01/09 @ 09:54
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is this fucking serious?
Did I just log onto the nuts website?

Fucking hell EG, what a load of shit.
DB2k
12/01/09 @ 09:55
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ha ha Ellie - very good
Errol
12/01/09 @ 09:59
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PHOOOARRRRWWWWW!!!!

PHOOOARRRRWWWWW!!!!

PHOOOARRRRWWWWW!!!!

PHOOOARRRRWWWWW!!!!

PHOOOARRRRWWWWW!!!!


Now we can we meet Isla Fisher???????
f01re
12/01/09 @ 09:59
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God bless Ellie and all who sail in her
Errol
12/01/09 @ 10:01
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'Originally I thought I was interviewing you on camera, and I'd hoped to wear an Erinsborough High uniform

We can only dream ...
Errol
12/01/09 @ 10:03
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But my Erinsborough uniform was so small, and tailored in at the seams - everything was hugging you, you know?

Yes, I do know.

/gets Neighbours videos out.
Buztafen
12/01/09 @ 10:06
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Earlbassett, chill the fuck out....unless you are in fact an Earl! In which case have a pipe or cigar or something washed down with a bottle of 64 merlot....
sharpkiddie [staff]
12/01/09 @ 10:25
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Is the game really called "Red Alert 3: Uprising on Ramsay Street"? I'd play that for a dollar!
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12/01/09 @ 10:37
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All Errol's dreams just came true, five years too late. :o
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12/01/09 @ 10:38
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Holly Valance Career Option 1: Playing bimbos in godawful TV shows

Holly Valance Career Option 2: Playing bimbos in godawful Computer games (albeit ones that once had some respectability)

Holly Valance Career Option 3: Curing cancer or helping those in need

Think before you choose, Holly.
TOOTR
12/01/09 @ 10:43
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'So by that logic, are you saying that I, Ellie Gibson, am fitter than you, Holly Valance?' Ellie channeling Alan Partridge there - a good thing :)


Holly vallance FTW! Wholesome aussie goodness.......
Errol
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All Errol's dreams just came true, five years too late

It shows you just how far ahead of the curve I was. I said years ago they should interview antipodean babes and today my dream has been realised. Hopefully Isla is up next.

Next we need a babe of the day feature and a tab at the top for a 'Page 3' section.
Fab4
12/01/09 @ 10:57
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She's no Konnie Huq.
Physically_Insane
12/01/09 @ 10:57
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Seriously. WTF!?

I thought this site was called euro[b]gamer[/b].

edit: no bold tags :(
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spudsbuckley
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is this fucking serious?
Did I just log onto the nuts website?

Fucking hell EG, what a load of shit.


This. Quit it with this shit.

This website is on a horrible downward spiral between this kind of crap, shitty indie dev interviews, reporting week old news and the faceoff flame-bait page-hit crud that appears occasionally.
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is this fucking serious?
Did I just log onto the nuts website?

Fucking hell EG, what a load of shit.


I agree with the above comment.
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12/01/09 @ 11:09
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i only seem to comment when this Ellie posts on Eurogamer... i just don't like her style

If i could do 'Ignore Poster' on the editors of the site i would be quite happy! Is that possible?
Katsumoto
12/01/09 @ 11:13
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"shitty indie dev interviews". Totally! More interviews with EA and Activision please! Fucking independent developers make me sick to my stomach.
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12/01/09 @ 11:14
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How come it is always Ms Gibson who seems to interview all the hot models/actresses etc? Would this possibly have something to do with gamer guys probably not being able to construct a complete sentence when talking to girls like them (or just girls in general)? ;-)
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12/01/09 @ 11:17
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There was a bit of a furore on account of how you could almost see your Coco Hernandez...
glol

My mum made a birthday cake for Benny Hill the year before he passed. It's almost like I've kissed Holly Valance...
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12/01/09 @ 11:19
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Awesome stuff. Keep it up, EG.
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12/01/09 @ 11:19
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It's a Monday morning. All the radio talks about is recession. I have a look at Eurogamer during coffee and see the image of Holly Valance to brighten things up. Works for me, EG. Any chance of putting her image on the masthead? :)

To all of you lot moaning about the interview and the Nuts website and all that - what did you expect when you clicked on the link? If you don't like it, don't click it!
Physically_Insane
12/01/09 @ 11:25
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@evilbert

But it's just fucking embarrassing that EG think this is worthy of an article. The more shit interviews they put up, the more they're driving me away from the website.
Derblington
12/01/09 @ 11:36
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Embarrasing for who? obviously not EG, as half the people in here liked it, and the other half have still clicked just to tell them it's shit... If you don't like it, the simple answer to to fuck off. No-one's asking you to sit about being jolly.
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12/01/09 @ 11:40
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Too many people with sense of humour bypasses... For god's sake, it's supposed to be a bit of fun. Get over yourselves will you.

I like these interviews, makes a nice change and gave me a laugh on a boring Monday morning. Keep em up!
Physically_Insane
12/01/09 @ 11:41
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If EG are trying to build themselves up to become a credible website, this isn't the way to do it. Would Edge do this interview? No.
gblegend
12/01/09 @ 11:42
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at all those who gave off about this article...

wind yer fucking neck in, seriously...

Its not the Times website we are on, I think its OK to have a funny article to lighten the mood every now an again. WTF is the world coming too?
spudsbuckley
12/01/09 @ 11:42
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Edge is shit though.

This is more an IGN or Gamespot kind of fluff-article.
dominalien
12/01/09 @ 11:44
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Yeah, Edge take themselves way too seriously for my taste.

Which is probably why I don't buy them and hang out here.

That, and the vibrant community, of course.
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Domovoi
12/01/09 @ 11:46
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I used to like Ellie's style of writing, but it got really old really fast. Her review of those Hasbro games was comedy gold, but this is just the same old style we've seen from her dozens of times.

Oh yeah, and interviews with hot chicks who are only tangentially related to gaming suck. Especially if the actual interview hardly even covers the subject of gaming. If I want to know Holly Valance's opinion on her music videos or Neighbours career I'll buy a tabloid, Engadget.
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"Too many people with sense of humour bypasses... For god's sake, it's supposed to be a bit of fun. Get over yourselves will you. "

bollocks, we could look elsewhere if we want to see this sort of airheaded shiterature.
Eurogamer needs to stop its obsession with shitty music games and celebrities.

Domovoi
12/01/09 @ 11:51
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Its not the Times website we are on, I think its OK to have a funny article to lighten the mood every now an again. WTF is the world coming too?

Agreed, but it'd be good if it was actually a funny article about gaming, rather than about crappy pop music and celebrities that I can get by turning on MTV.

But sure, let's do a funny article about turtles next. Because, you know, there are turtles in Mario games. And there's a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles game. It's totally gaming related!!
Fab4
12/01/09 @ 11:53
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Very hard to interview turtles...they are on a Meg Ryan scale of talkative.
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I like that Eurogamer is mostly lighthearted, if i'm in more of a thoughtful beard-stroking mood I tend to check out gamesindustry.

Oh and if you're going to continue the loosely connected hot-women-to-games interviews might I recommend Louise Redknapp from the Wii ad's. Perhaps you could include videos of her playing Tennis. In slow motion. In her pants.

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