No Japanese RPG is wholly complete for me if I haven't sworn profusely for at least half the game at the insanely difficult fights. And knowing full well Blue Dragon wasn't destined to be the shiniest piece of programming our raw fish eating cousins ever produced, I was prepared to let a lot slide if only...
The battles! How easy can you get?! One or two attacks and it's over! The enemies are worms! You only need one magic attack to wipe them out in one round! BOOOORRRING!
Sweet merciful Gods, I can't believe I spent 40 squid on this total pile of fermented yak pee.
Dunce cap on and standing in the corner.
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