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BioShock Reader Review

Reader Review by awsome-prawn

10 September, 2007

We were all waiting for Bioshock, well mainly because we were all hearing these great things about the game. i preordered my copy 2 weeks before it came out but the sh1t company buggered up my order and said they had misplaced my copy! and this was the saturday after it came out, i couldn't wait no longer so i just went to game and bought the collectors addition.

when i got in i sprinted to my 360 then opened the box (after about 10 minutes of struggle and 3 blistered fingers!) i was very familiar with the start of the game as i had played the demo to death, i quickly got to the part where the demo finished and encountered the video of andrew ryan, to be honest i just wanted to batter his head in because.. well.. i did.

anyway i continues to play the game and i was instantly glued to it but sadly had to go football training. when i got back i was glued to my 360 once again. it was great! i soon got face to face with this andrew ryan and battered his face in with a golf club witch i felt amusing and with one huge story twist i shivered with joy anyway i completed the game then started it on hard. i love it!

-graphics 9/10 -gameplay 10/10 -originality 10/10 -replay value 8/10

over all verdict !10/10!

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bengray66
10/09/07 @ 18:05
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"graphics 9/10 -gameplay 10/10 -originality 10/10 -replay value 8/10"
does not average up to 10/10, it averages up to 9.25.
UncleLou
10/09/07 @ 19:55
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anyway i continues to play the game and i was instantly glued to it but sadly had to go football training.

Footy training, hm?
Saladin
10/09/07 @ 20:57
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Correct me if I'm wrong, but wouldn't a score of 9/10 in graphics and 8/10 in replayability make the aggregate score at the end less than 10/10. The laws of mathematics require it!

Furthermore, in my own reader review I gave Bioshock the 10/10 I felt it deserved. However, not even I could give it 10/10 for originality - after all, it rips off wholesale from System Shock 2.
Sebo
11/09/07 @ 08:31
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Think you should take those spoilers out of your review. Thankfully I'd already completed the game, but there may be others who are pissed with you if you don't.
Byzanite
12/09/07 @ 16:29
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lolz gotta love reviews like this :)
Do these not get screened???
prawnking
12/09/07 @ 17:42
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"so i just went to game and bought the collectors addition."

Is that different to the Collectors Edition?
Riskbreaker_Ashley
13/09/07 @ 11:26
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I can only guess that the Eurogamer crew have stuck this reader review up for the comedy value. Either that or they don't get screened. Made me chuckle anyway. :)
zimzu
13/09/07 @ 13:32
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"my biosock review"
by little timmy
aged 7 and 1/2

it rulez!!!
nicka
13/09/07 @ 21:19
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"my biosock review
by little timmy
aged 7 and 1/2"

ROFLMAO

You're all awful! XD

That said, as a parent I'm a little worried awesome-prawn's not old enough to be playing this game... hmm...
Kryon
15/09/07 @ 08:16
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This guy is Vicky Pollard, there's no doubt.
wiiluv360andps3
15/09/07 @ 14:24
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If he's vicky pollard, that makes you the only gay in the village kryon
Kryon
15/09/07 @ 14:57
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Obviously not providing I lived in the same village as you Marky mark...

Marky mark, lol.
Carrybagma
17/09/07 @ 09:16
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Hey! We've found someone who laughs at Kryon's jokes!
(He's called Kryon)

Footy training, hm?
:oD
robg
17/09/07 @ 15:01
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8 words of review vs 200 of random events surrounding the reviewer's BioShock playing. Nice.
Kryon
17/09/07 @ 18:22
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Carry bag ma...lol

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