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EA to take over Trafalgar Square again Comments by Robert Purchese

15 October, 2008

Play games, look at Gemma Atkinson.

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Triggerhappytel
15/10/08 @ 15:53
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Will Gemma Atkinson be in a bikini, because that might determine whether I can be arsed to turn up.



*Not really.
viper_h
15/10/08 @ 16:13
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The only way I could be bothered to turn up would be if she was giving out blowjobs while you play.
coojam
15/10/08 @ 16:18
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And sharing manjuice from every guy there that's playing? No thanks. What's so great about Gemma Atkinson anyway?
butler`
15/10/08 @ 16:24
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Her tits. To be precise.
penhalion
15/10/08 @ 16:24
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@coojam

What's so great about Gemma Atkinson anyway?

Spoken as a true gamer!
SEVQA
15/10/08 @ 16:26
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“What's so great about Gemma Atkinson anyway?”

She’s got big tits with the IQ of a dog! Woof Woof.
kinky_mong
15/10/08 @ 16:34
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Don't forget the face of a dog and a voice that sounds like it belongs to a 50 year old Northern Builder who's been smoking since the age of three.
Monkey_Puncher
15/10/08 @ 16:52
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So she's one of those 'slag them off on the internet, but in actuality you'd be first in line if you had a chance' birds?
Oh-Bollox
15/10/08 @ 17:21
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I wonder how long it will be until EA actually hires women to have sex with gamers at these things. The "Can you play Purple Haze while getting sucked off" EA Challenge.
Chris265265
15/10/08 @ 18:29
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Rock Band 2? Well, lucky I live an hour from London ain't it? going to so bribe my mum to take me there!
Redeye
15/10/08 @ 19:39
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Read that as 'look at games, play with Gemma Atkinson'.

Given that it's an EA affair, reckon that'd be the preferable option. ;)
secombe
15/10/08 @ 19:44
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Any old person will be able to turn up and play forthcoming titles

Ageist, no?
YeOldeGamer
15/10/08 @ 22:08
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Who is Gemma Atkinson anyway?
SEVQA
15/10/08 @ 22:33
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@Oh-Bollox

That would be sweet! If rockstar were EA it would be so.
Oh-Bollox
16/10/08 @ 01:00
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If it was Rockstar you'd have to play and inject a speedball of cocaine and heroin while having your prostate stimulated by an underage dwarf's tongue.
wingzerosys
16/10/08 @ 05:03
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Her tits aren't real, she's not bad looking but nothing special.
andywilkie35
16/10/08 @ 07:44
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she's one of those celeb type birds that would be low down on my list compared to others, but should she turn round to me and say in that deep, nasally voice of hers "oooh, fook me up the bum!" I would immediately do precisely that

I'll be in the area that day anyway so might pop down, but really it would only to see what she looks like in person

Fuck that I aint gonna bother
aine
16/10/08 @ 15:29
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EA did a rock band promo thing in a club near me, i think that had somthing to do with this - there were a couple of demo pods set up, the idea being that they were supposed to be finding the best rock band players from around the country to take to trafalgar square. but it was about 12 on a saturday night, and everyone who had a go was shitfaced. needless to say it didn't quite go as well as planned. god knows how the rest of the country fared, i wouldn't be surprised if they abandoned the whole thing.

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