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DS Roundup Review

DS Review by James Lyon

29 October, 2008

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Bakushow

  • Developer: Route24
  • Publisher: Rising Star Games

Thematically similar to the previous page's PictoImage (i.e. it's about drawing), Bakushow's existence doesn't just raise an eyebrow but the whole upper part of my head. Scratch being similar, it's less than that; a mere slip of an idea masquerading as a game. It's a basic sketchpad program that allows 2-4 players (local wireless on one card) to doodle things and share them between each other. I wish there was more to say. That's it.

There is no game. You have to make it up. One person asks the others to draw a tractor, for instance, and then everyone votes on who sketched the best one. There's nothing else to it. It's a blank page staring into your soul, laughing at you for wasting money on a pad of virtual paper. At least they put some colourful borders around things to make it look like they made the effort. Everything else is up to your imagination and we all know there's no room for that in videogames.

Seriously, it's hard to justify Bakushow in a world where Pictochat exists for free, as every critic in the world will probably point out. I felt insulted just loading it up and forcing people to play with me. We might have had some fun doing things together, but that's not the "game", that's us. We don't need it. I find it so lacking in worth that I fear I'm drastically missing the point here. Perhaps. I'll put an extra point on the score just in case.

2/10

Driving Theory Training

  • Developer: Anuman
  • Publisher: Atari

Hang on, this isn't a game, it's an educational tool. What next? A review of AutoCAD 2009? We're making a mockery of the Eurogamer name today. We only throw it in as an indicator of where the DS market is these days, for good or bad.

'DS Roundup' Screenshot 3

The predictable answer is low flying motorcycles, of course.

Anyway, I have little interest in this. I've passed my test, you see, and like everybody else on the road, that automatically allows my brain to forget ninety-five-percent of everything I ever bothered to learn to get there. As I recall: give way to the right, don't drive on the pavement, and remember that people can see you picking your nose at traffic lights. The rest is fluff, isn't it?

For those of you, predominantly teenagers, on the other side of the coin, it's one of the major hurdles to overcome on the way to independence and the embarrassment of asking your mum to give you a lift to a date. For a couple of months at least, knowing the maximum speed of a motorised scooter on the road (8mph) is of paramount importance. No wonder the Highway Code is a perennial bestseller in the book charts.

The DS version's one big, important feature is the practice mode allowing you to prepare for your multiple-choice theory test for car or motorbike through mock exams. Marking shows you where you went wrong and gives you some indication of progress. As a reference tool, however, it's not so great. The layout is too basic and boring - just a series of numbers to tap on and rules to read with a few pictures every now and then. There's no decent indexing system either, making it a chore to find the parts you want to bone up on.

There are a few throwaway mini-games (aha! I knew we'd redeem ourselves) included to justify the product on a handheld, but really, why bother? You can take practice tests online if you really want, just as you can study the official Highway Code. Or you can just buy the book. A bit of a redundant and rather bland aid, all things considered.

3/10

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dr_faulk
29/10/08 @ 08:11
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lol @ Driving Theory Training

What a bad bunch. I love my DS. One of the best consoles ever.
neilka
29/10/08 @ 08:26
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Has Ellie been promoted out of this kind of thing now she's got an award?
MORZTAN
29/10/08 @ 08:30
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Wow. So much crap on such a little system!

I to love my DS, but the gems are far between lately.
Ninja_Tino
29/10/08 @ 08:41
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'Low flying motorcycles'! Haha, I like that!
t8yman
29/10/08 @ 09:01
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amazing how low the quality control is for DS games. dont get me wrong, my kids are never off theirs, but the games are - on the whole - shite.
Weezer
29/10/08 @ 09:08
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So sad to see such a sea of dross on such a great little machine. Thank God for things like Professor Layton and Age of Empires: Mythologies.

(P.S. I've finished the US version of Layton if anyone wants a cheap copy!)
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KingOfTheC
29/10/08 @ 09:10
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It's like any really popular console. You get all the shite and that allows publishers (hopefully) to make good games too.

The PS and PS2 had some great games, but they were about 1% of the total games on those platforms.
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29/10/08 @ 09:18
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Can't read......no time.......Civ Revoloution to play.....damn Russians invading me again!


Wait, there are other games available on the DS? How quaint!
UltimateWarrior
29/10/08 @ 11:00
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This one's not really up to Eurogamer's usual writing standards. Smacks of someone new trying too hard to make an impression. Being harsh for the sake of being harsh because it makes the article have more impact doesn't really seem fare on some of these.
viper_h
29/10/08 @ 11:02
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You spelled tiger wrong.
shotgun44
29/10/08 @ 11:04
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But the games do look as shit as they sound!
DrunkenKillfish
29/10/08 @ 13:22
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You spelt Spelled wrong.
Rev. Stuart Campbell
29/10/08 @ 13:29
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Actually, Subbuteo is a splendid little game on DS, and the reviewer is a muppet.
James_Lyon
30/10/08 @ 10:48
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UltimateWarrior: Ouch! Harsh words indeed. Sadly though, no, I wasn't trying to be sensational for sensation's sake, just trying to give them the score they deserve as per the old Eurogamer scoring policy. They are something of a mediocre bunch overall.

Campebell: Sorry, I just didn't spot that glint of a hidden gem in Subbuteo that you seem to have. Visuals aside, it didn't perform well enough to capture my interest either as a port of the tabletop game or as a turn-based football game in its own right. What do you like about it?
Rev. Stuart Campbell
30/10/08 @ 11:16
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Ha! Nice try at getting a review for free, so-called Eurogamer!
James_Lyon
31/10/08 @ 08:21
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Bah! Foiled!
belta
17/12/08 @ 00:47
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why on earth waste time rounding up this pile of shite spewed from satans very arse. the ds is the best console ever, please dont waste my time with this shitty mess, but you have to take the crap with the diamonds. i'm going to develope a shovel ware title. Dr beltas arse training, how itchy is your arse?. bet it would sell shed loads

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