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DS Roundup Review

DS Review by Simon Parkin

3 July, 2007

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Pony Friends

Look, chances are you, like us, are probably not dead centre of Pony Friends' target demographic of horsey six-year-old girls. But, if part of the reason videogames exist is to give us chance to try new experiences, why shouldn't we have a digital pony to love and cherish and groom under the covers in bed at night?

Right? What?

So it was with open-mind and light-heart that we picked out and named our first pony, Colonel Proust, in this, Eidos' equestrian answer to Nintendogs. Budding genetic engineers will be pleased to know you can tweak almost every part of your pony's appearance, which, if it helps, is a bit like creating car designs in Forza 2, right?

We chose a grey-dappled back, light brown tail, dark chestnut 'socks', a brown star on his nose (giggle etc) and a bright red birthmark on his rump which, while making him look like a bit like a burns victim also ensured he's easy to pick out of a crowded paddock. Colonel Proust shares our birthday and his favourite food is parsnips and he's totally awesome, OK?

Your pony design created (or at least selected from a pony decal randomiser) the business of managing its health, diet, exercise, training and upkeep begins. The package is surprisingly thorough with each element of upkeep shoehorned into a mini-game of some sort. You can enter you ponies onto races, which require you to jolly them along to victory by shouting into the microphone at a specified volume. Mercifully the old DS trick of blowing into the mic at various strengths provides precise control without the acute embarrassment of needing to shout: 'Run, run Colonel Proust! Win this and I'll put a ribbon in your hair!' or something on a crowded commuter train.

'DS Roundup' Screenshot pony

There's precious little dignity in being a pet pony.

Riding and racing your ponies makes them tired and dirty so you'll need to pick stones from their hooves and shampoo them down regularly. A happiness stat indicates how well you're treating your charge through feeding them treats, petting them, oiling their hooves and giving them gifts. A Pokémon Snap style minigame, surprisingly accomplished for such a niche title, allows you to photograph wildlife as you travel from location to location and selling these pics earns money to spend in the game's well-stocked shops.

There are even Xbox Live style achievements to ensure you explore all of the game's various avenues - a neat idea in a genre that can quickly become meandering and aimless.

Obviously the game is targeted with a marketing sniper's precision to appeal to a certain type of young girl, but it's well crafted enough to interest a wider, inquisitive audience. However, if you're yet to hit puberty and you'd trade your older brother for a pony in an instant, then you can probably add a gazillion trillion to the score below. Then, when you next play skipping rope in the playground, you can chant in a sing-sing voice: 'A gazillion trillion out of ten, this is better than Halo then.'

6/10

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DanWhitehead
03/07/07 @ 07:01
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Then, when you next play skipping rope in the playground, you can chant in a sing-sing voice: 'A gazillion trillion out of ten, this is better than Halo then.'

Winner.
Aretak
03/07/07 @ 07:08
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Etrian Odyssey is indeed awesome.
Verwandlung
03/07/07 @ 07:36
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ponygames=haha
decibel
03/07/07 @ 07:50
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Awesome. Will have to give Etrian Odyssey (what a name!) a shot!
Zuiyo
03/07/07 @ 07:51
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'I'm the target of playground mocks, cuz I have yet to buy my X-Box'
MadMirko
03/07/07 @ 07:55
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Etrian Odyssey is indeed awesome.

Awesome is Etrian Odyssey, indeed.

w00t
03/07/07 @ 08:23
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Etrian Odyssey is the devil.

I have lost over 30 hours to this devil and it's tempting ways.
Popzeus
03/07/07 @ 08:27
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Doom isn't ugly.
dudefella
03/07/07 @ 08:38
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Etrian Odyssey looks tempting. But I still haven't nearly finished FFIII and FFIV!
Azazel
03/07/07 @ 09:14
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That dead n' furious screenshot looks a bit like the levels I used to knock out for Quake using BSP back in the day...
secombe
03/07/07 @ 11:15
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Is the lack of a Sim City DS review telling considering the fact that it's heavily advertised here but apparently isn't very good?
twinbee
03/07/07 @ 11:26
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How come I can't add the game to my collection?

Etrian Odyssey will eat you time and consume your life. Give it a shot!
vane101
03/07/07 @ 11:40
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The Pony game is the only one worth having out of that lot...says my six year old female persona!

Quite interested in the 'fist task' says my perverted persona!
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ProfessorLesser
03/07/07 @ 12:41
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There's a slight error in your review of Etrian Odyssey - you say that you have to pay to increase HP and ATK power. This may be true of ATK and DEF, since I never bother to check, but it isn't true of max HP or TP - these increase latently with each level gained, varying according to your level in each skill.
SeesThroughAll
03/07/07 @ 21:27
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Where are the trolls shouting "So, nothing but shit games, heh"?
huxathon
03/07/07 @ 22:29
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Trolls love ponies.
stoic
04/07/07 @ 03:37
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Etrian odyssey sounds very nice indeed. I'm a bit surprised it only received a 7 though. Considering the reviewer didn't bring up any negative points about the game I would've thought it deserved an 8 or a 9...
miiiguel
04/07/07 @ 11:14
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blocky shite. sheesh, these kinda trend that spawned lately, that good playability and good graphics are muttualy exclusive sucks, sucks hard.
Chris Gardiner
04/07/07 @ 14:30
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Where would you fine chaps recommend I import Etrian Odyssey from? My usual source (Movietyme) has failed me.
Fyzzu
04/07/07 @ 16:07
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play-asia.com, for me. That's where I import pretty much everything from now that lik-sang is dead. It's about Ł20 for the US version on there, I believe, though it might be out of stock.
Chris Gardiner
05/07/07 @ 11:39
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Thanks!
Verwandlung
10/08/07 @ 09:53
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Cool you can choose the blanket!

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