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DS Roundup Review

DS Review by Simon Parkin

3 July, 2007

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Dead 'n' Furious (Touch the Dead in the US)

Sega's long-running series of light gun-based arcade games is loved for its light-hearted but gory frenetic shooting, hammy acting, camp scenarios and creatively gruesome monsters. Dead 'n' Furious, far from being a necrophilia-'em-up, follows in these lumbering footsteps by translating the light gun interface to a more abstracted control scheme.

Here you hammer the stylus on the touch screen at the point at which you wish to fire your gun before dragging a clip of ammunition from the bottom right of the screen over to your weapon in order to reload. It's a system that works curiously well and, while you'd think simply having to touch where you want to shoot might make the game a little simple, by limiting the amount of ammo in your clip, skilful timing of reloads becomes of paramount importance.

The ridiculous storyline casts you as Rob Steiner, a prisoner at Ashdown Hole State Penitentiary who is lounging in his cell when all of the prison's doors mysteriously unlock. Stranger still how all of the other cells and corridors are empty and, curiouser and curiouser, Steiner finds a handgun lying unattended in the toilets. The story never really advances much from this sparse introduction: you shoot zombies and escape the prison. Narrative closed.

'DS Roundup' Screenshot doom

Uglier than Doom.

While the game is on-rails, guiding you through the prison step by step while you concentrate on the shooting, you do get the occasional binary choice as to which direction to take (by shooting at a left or right arrow on a wall). Over the course of the four main chapters, each closed with an intimating boss fight, you'll pick up a shotgun, a crowbar and a submachine gun. For these other weapons you'll need to find ammo by shooting crates and so your eyes are constantly searching scenes for both monsters and containers.

Graphically bland, the game still manages to create some tension through its rudimentary presentation with some clever pacing. However, a lacklustre co-op mode (which bizarrely / cheaply sees you both viewing the game from the same perspective) does little to flesh out a sparse package which, once cleared in three or four hours, has very little else to offer.

5/10

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DanWhitehead
03/07/07 @ 07:01
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Then, when you next play skipping rope in the playground, you can chant in a sing-sing voice: 'A gazillion trillion out of ten, this is better than Halo then.'

Winner.
Aretak
03/07/07 @ 07:08
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Etrian Odyssey is indeed awesome.
Verwandlung
03/07/07 @ 07:36
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ponygames=haha
decibel
03/07/07 @ 07:50
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Awesome. Will have to give Etrian Odyssey (what a name!) a shot!
Zuiyo
03/07/07 @ 07:51
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'I'm the target of playground mocks, cuz I have yet to buy my X-Box'
MadMirko
03/07/07 @ 07:55
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Etrian Odyssey is indeed awesome.

Awesome is Etrian Odyssey, indeed.

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03/07/07 @ 08:23
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Etrian Odyssey is the devil.

I have lost over 30 hours to this devil and it's tempting ways.
Popzeus
03/07/07 @ 08:27
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Doom isn't ugly.
dudefella
03/07/07 @ 08:38
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Etrian Odyssey looks tempting. But I still haven't nearly finished FFIII and FFIV!
Azazel
03/07/07 @ 09:14
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That dead n' furious screenshot looks a bit like the levels I used to knock out for Quake using BSP back in the day...
secombe
03/07/07 @ 11:15
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Is the lack of a Sim City DS review telling considering the fact that it's heavily advertised here but apparently isn't very good?
twinbee
03/07/07 @ 11:26
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How come I can't add the game to my collection?

Etrian Odyssey will eat you time and consume your life. Give it a shot!
vane101
03/07/07 @ 11:40
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The Pony game is the only one worth having out of that lot...says my six year old female persona!

Quite interested in the 'fist task' says my perverted persona!
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ProfessorLesser
03/07/07 @ 12:41
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There's a slight error in your review of Etrian Odyssey - you say that you have to pay to increase HP and ATK power. This may be true of ATK and DEF, since I never bother to check, but it isn't true of max HP or TP - these increase latently with each level gained, varying according to your level in each skill.
SeesThroughAll
03/07/07 @ 21:27
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Where are the trolls shouting "So, nothing but shit games, heh"?
huxathon
03/07/07 @ 22:29
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Trolls love ponies.
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04/07/07 @ 03:37
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Etrian odyssey sounds very nice indeed. I'm a bit surprised it only received a 7 though. Considering the reviewer didn't bring up any negative points about the game I would've thought it deserved an 8 or a 9...
miiiguel
04/07/07 @ 11:14
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blocky shite. sheesh, these kinda trend that spawned lately, that good playability and good graphics are muttualy exclusive sucks, sucks hard.
Chris Gardiner
04/07/07 @ 14:30
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Where would you fine chaps recommend I import Etrian Odyssey from? My usual source (Movietyme) has failed me.
Fyzzu
04/07/07 @ 16:07
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play-asia.com, for me. That's where I import pretty much everything from now that lik-sang is dead. It's about £20 for the US version on there, I believe, though it might be out of stock.
Chris Gardiner
05/07/07 @ 11:39
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Thanks!
Verwandlung
10/08/07 @ 09:53
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Cool you can choose the blanket!

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