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DS Game Roundup Review

DS Review by Tom Bramwell

4 May, 2007

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Turn It Around

Remember the turn-table bit in Elite Beat Agents? It pops up every so often and the idea is to spin the disc really quickly to pick up some extra points. It's fairly irritating. You certainly wouldn't build an entire game around it. "Yes you would!" Quiet, Taito.

Another obscurity even by the standards set by Japanese obscurities elsewhere in this roundup, Turn It Around (or "Mawasunda", for those of you keeping track) is a collection of 25 mini-games that are controlled exclusively by performing rotations on the touch-screen. It's been comically translated, which is about 80% of its charm (look forward to baseball game "Pinch Hitter", and being declared a "Village Uncle" when you lose - hey, I said it was 80% of its charm, I didn't say it was funny), and by the time I'd played the first five games it really was a struggle to bother with the other 20.

That's saying something, since the 25 games are closer to WarioWare's "microgames" than the sort of thing you'd encounter in Feel the Magic/Rub Rabbits or something else with a bit of heft. Although each game lasts a good few seconds, the presentation and accompaniment is deliberately cheap and manic, and most of your stylus revolutions are meant to be swift, so expect a sore wrist.

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Dull and uncontrollable, this duck race game is pretty typical.

Tasks, which can be taken on alone or fought over with a friend (for how long is another matter), call upon a range of rotational gestures, but you'd hardly claim it has depth. Some, like skateboarding, involve waiting for a prompt (in this case the boarder launching into the air) before rotating as quickly as possible; others, like baseball, involve waiting to perform a single rotational sweep when prompted; others still are simply about cramming in as many revolutions as possible.

Then there are the ones that have you rotate for a bit and then pause, repeating the process to deliver sushi to customers in a restaurant or reel in a marlin. Another example of that is "Umbrella Man", which is a 2D side-scrolling game where a chap with an umbrella above his head and pedals beneath his feet somehow takes flight with each of your rotations, and has to dodge his way over and under stony obstacles to stay ahead of a robot firing rockets. A bit like that Flash helicopter game everyone played for one afternoon and then forgot about, then, except virtually uncontrollable, with little to entice you back.

That pretty much sums up the entire game, sadly, but in case anyone's in any doubt, this is a bad idea, badly executed, which hurts your wrist and rips you off. The multiplayer lifts it into 3 territory, but mainly because that's the score I'd give a competition to see who could clap their hands the most in 60 seconds.

3/10

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pikemon
04/05/07 @ 06:17
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six games to avoid, then

*contemplates on available methods of acquiring puzzle quest and slitherlink*
poxymoron
04/05/07 @ 06:28
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Want Phantom Hourglass. NOW! Damn it.
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04/05/07 @ 06:43
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For all interested in knowing what is it - here you can play Slitherlink online:

http://www.puzzle-loop.com/?size=0
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04/05/07 @ 07:02
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Good to see EG cover obscure import titles, however crap they may be.
Keep up the great work!
krudster [mod]
04/05/07 @ 07:03
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They're all available here, these aren't import titles.
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04/05/07 @ 07:15
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Ok Now I Am Pleased But Please Do This For XBL and PSN Titles In The Future As Well.
Vinicity
04/05/07 @ 07:30
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Why Do You Talk Like This?
Frosty840
04/05/07 @ 07:34
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This article would've been a lot more interesting if some local publisher had stumped up the cash for games that weren't rubbish, I reckon.

If you pay attention in any newsagent's, there's a pretty stunning number of godawful "puzzles on paper" titles available. The games are out in Japan, all anyone would ask for is a reasonably competent J-2-E translation (though I suppose most would see the neccessity for an excellent translation in the case of the seemingly endless array of Japanese DS crossword titles), and the puzzles would stand on their own merits.

Until that happens, my DS is just going to continue to gather dust on a shelf somewhere.
Tomo
04/05/07 @ 08:00
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Yeah, I'm enjoying these articles. Good stuff.
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04/05/07 @ 08:21
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i have an idea to improve these articles. i notice that EG writers always produce far better, more interesting and amusing text when tackling a truly awful game. so how about simply changing the title to: "crap game roundup", or "5 and under", so we know what to expect, then really rip the crap out of them in surreal, non-prose, back-to-front, thru-the-medium-of-dance style writing.

that way all the nay-sayers, who clearly only care about the score, who complain when faced with an EG review written in an interesting way, know to go elsewhere.

just a thought.
Azazel
04/05/07 @ 08:33
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except some of these got 6 and 7 which means they are not awful.

Still: awful game reviews ftw!
silver jon
04/05/07 @ 08:46
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How strange. An article reviewing what appears to be a selection of sub-standard games that nine out of ten people wouldn't even have looked at in the first place, and telling them they were right not to look at them.

SOunds like you've had a tough week reviewing those games, Brammers.
Kiigan
04/05/07 @ 08:46
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So, just got a new DS flash card? :)
IAmBatman
04/05/07 @ 08:46
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For a second there I thought someone had had the good sense to make Hexic on the DS.
Frosty840
04/05/07 @ 08:47
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I'm all for interestingly-written reviews when I'm reading for entertainment.
At the moment, though, I'm just looking for some puzzle games that I want to play, rather than another segment for my crap-DS-game-frisbee-o'-doom.
hokuto_no_rob
04/05/07 @ 08:50
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On The Ball/Cameltry on the snes was awesome. Oddest music ever.
Leolian'sBro
04/05/07 @ 09:00
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Play Slitherlink. You will never need to do anything else ever again.
spongebob
04/05/07 @ 09:07
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I really like these roundups. EG is doing a good job.
krudster [mod]
04/05/07 @ 09:11
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505 sent Tom all of these, so the flashcart wasn't required!
jonsaan
04/05/07 @ 09:11
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Good round up.

Oh and check out Diner dash if you want a good game for your DS. It's out today!
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Caspar_Esq.
04/05/07 @ 09:25
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Out today? thats quick. What's the date for Sim City?
brooza
04/05/07 @ 11:36
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That puzzle-loop site is ace, I've been playing with it for weeks now
toy_brain
04/05/07 @ 11:57
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Bit annoying to see 505 pulled an entire game-mode from Kamelion rather than try and translate it. Just how hard would it have been to replace a bunch of text? (or was it done comic-book style which would involve reworking the graphics? Either way its pretty low.)

505 seem to be at their most useful when piggybacking an Atlus USA/Xseed/NIS game and giving it a PAL release as they rarely mess with any of the already-translated content and always include a 60hz mode. However, in the region-free world of handhealds they become a bit redundant.

I just hope they treat Exit 2 properly.......
aine
04/05/07 @ 12:28
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Bit annoying to see 505 pulled an entire game-mode from Kamelion rather than try and translate it. Just how hard would it have been to replace a bunch of text? (or was it done comic-book style which would involve reworking the graphics? Either way its pretty low.)

Yeah, that is annoying. Especially since back when they used to release Simple 2000 games (most of which were godawful), every single one of them had a fully translated story mode (well, unless the Japanese version didn't have one).

I bet it's a cost-cutting measure imposed by the UK division. I'm going to blame the UK division for everything 505 does wrong now, based on absolutely no evidence other than the fact that I refuse to believe the Italian side is staffed by anything other than the greatest people in the world. Grr.
Mr.Psycho
04/05/07 @ 15:04
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Not a single 8 or 9. Bah!
samadriel
05/05/07 @ 14:19
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Kuuuuru Kurukurukuru Kuru Chameleon... You kuru go... You kuru go-o-o-o...

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