Destroy All Humans: Big Willy Unleashed Comments by Ellie Gibson
Destroy All Sequels: Big Pointless Mess.
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paul_haine
22/03/08 @ 12:00
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"my friend Billy had a ten foot willy and he showed it to the girl next door, she thought it was a snake so she hit it with a rake and now he's doing time because she's four."
Hang on, when did Billy become a pedophile? I'm sure when I knew the rhyme as a boy, it finished with "and now it's only three feet four". Sign of the times, I guess... |
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convercide
22/03/08 @ 12:14
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+1 to paul_haine's post. It was definitely a reduction in the length of poor William's shaft. Upon reflection, his genitalia would be dramaticlly reduced in functionality if the glans were to be removed in such a vile and crude manner. Urination would become harder, not that it wasn't difficult in the first place.
EDIT: Someone posted faster than me.
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afgavinstan
22/03/08 @ 14:12
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On my RSS Live Bookmark, in firefox. At a quick glance, I read "Big Willy Size Matters"...
Stating the obvious, EG, come on! |
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convercide
22/03/08 @ 14:26
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To be fair guys, Destroy All Humans was never funny and the gameplay was dull.
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JetSetWilly
22/03/08 @ 14:40
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Vaginal elasticity would have made much more sense in this than the Sight Training review.
It feels like these games are only reviewed so that Ellie can do her thing. |
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kentmonkey
22/03/08 @ 16:40
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After reading that, I'm surprised it got a 3 to be honest.
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Damn - I loved Destroy All Humans on the Xbox and was looking forward to more alien rampage fun (I can't seem myself buying a 360). Guess I shouldn't be too surprised though - this port didn't have quality written on it: no Wii joke in the title, not even big Wii-lly, there's no excuse for that kind of sloppiness.
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captainrentboy
22/03/08 @ 18:27
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Another corker to add to the ever growing catalogue of utter shite Wii games.
It's a shame sooo much crap is released on it, because the very few that are awesome are getting overlooked as they're hidden by tripe like this on the shelves. Personally I can't wait for the next big hit from Popcorn games. Anubis rocked my world. |
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JediMasterMalik
22/03/08 @ 18:27
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If Ellie keeps reviewing bad games, does anyone fear that her perception of what a good game is be shifted? We may start seeing 9/10 reviews from her for games which are clearly 4s. ;)
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TheRealBadabing
22/03/08 @ 18:30
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I think Ellie is secretly aiming for the world record in reviewing shit games.
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Muddtallica
22/03/08 @ 18:40
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I know what people mean about the ever-increasing bile levels in Ellie's reviews. In the past, they used to just rib the games in a scathing yet detached manner; nowadays they seem to overflow with the undiluted venom of someone who has been personally wronged. I'm not complaining, per se, because it makes for some fantastic reading material, but I am starting to worry for Ms Gibson's sanity. EG, can't you give her a good game to review, just to pacify her troubles soul? At this rate, she's going to be embarking on a full-on killing spree within five pieces of shovelware's time.
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TexMurphy01
22/03/08 @ 19:20
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This review has amused me. Keep up the good work. It's nice to read a funny review once in a while. Nice to see one of Sir Glitter's chosen people getting a mention. They get so much bad press these days.
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And how could they screw this up? I quite liked the PS2 version and you'd think the Wii would be able to handle the same level of detail.
Publisher: here's 50 dollars, 2 people and a 6 months time period, go make a sequal for Wii. Dev: But it'll be shit! Be reasonable! Publisher: Doesn't matter, it's for Wii, the consumer doesn't care, Nintendo doesn't care, they'll all buy into it. So just go make it already! Dev: /cry |
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Darth_Flibble
23/03/08 @ 19:40
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poor Ellie, seems always get the crap to review. Bit surprised they has not been a "going postal" scene in the EG building
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dirigiblebill
24/03/08 @ 11:10
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Am I the only one here who doesn't have a hard-on for Ms. Gibson? Don't bring her into disrepute, you scoundrels!
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Transcendent
07/04/08 @ 19:52
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I think this may be the worst review I've ever read. It doesn't say anything more than "this game is poop", which a 3/10 rating does just fine by itself.
But maybe it's not meant to be informative, maybe it's only meant to be funny? Well I have only one thing to say about that: Ha ha ha.
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