Dead to Rights: Retribution Comments by Ellie Gibson
One man and his dog.
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BadBoyBonner
15/06/09 @ 10:11
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"Shadow may be able to gnaw off a mansnake quicker than a human can remove the wrapper from a Cheestring"
Ellie +1 made me laugh. |
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BillyBrush
15/06/09 @ 10:14
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Was interested in this when i read the Edge preview..
...then saw it at E3 and became less interested... ...now slightly interested again...if it plays well that's what matteres but it looked dog rough (pardon the pun) at E3 |
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I_Have_The_Power
15/06/09 @ 10:23
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"who wouldn't want to watch a remake where Hooch devours a drug dealer's genitals before getting off with Tom Hanks"
sounds like the basis for a yiffing fetish gay porn version to me... |
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luckyse7en
15/06/09 @ 10:50
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"Maybe tomorrow, I'll wanna settle down..."
Love "The Little Hobo" joke. |
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3william56
15/06/09 @ 10:54
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Testikill has just replaced Wargasm as the most hilariously inappropriate game word ever. Add DogSnog and you're there.
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jaguarwong
15/06/09 @ 10:59
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I do wish Gibson would stop trying so hard to be funny - I find myself deliberately avoiding the last 7 words of every paragraph she writes.
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RobertDeZero
15/06/09 @ 12:25
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Hang on. I thought the focus of the game was to push the hand-to-hand combat. Now it's shifted to the dog?! Are these guys saying that the game is essentially a guard dog sim with a character brawler tacked on? Based at the show at E3 it certainly looked that way!
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galerian86
15/06/09 @ 12:41
+1
"It's enough to make even the penis-free amongst us wince"
One of the best quote ever! |
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oh dear. i didnt realise cliched (sp?) rubbish like this was still being made. Its like the devs are still stuck in a "violence sells!" way of thinking. If the best they can come up with is being able to jump a fence and kick someone at the same time, then i'll be avoiding this like the black death.
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BillyBrush
15/06/09 @ 13:54
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@geeza
Its like the devs are still stuck in a "violence sells!" way of thinking. ....but violence does sell...also sex...also drug references, because drugs are cool the whole 'dog tearing off mans scrote' thing is basically the part of the preview that's selling me on maybe checking the game out...if the dog actually bit heads off...then i'd preorder |
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tomkuryakin
15/06/09 @ 16:38
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Surely dogs in games has been done to death now? How about some different animals? Parakeets or tortoises or duck billed platypus?
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CountFapula
16/06/09 @ 05:25
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who cares if it doesn't look like gears, as long as it's fun?
You guys remember that, right? Fun? |
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