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Damnation Review

Xbox 360 PlayStation 3 Review by Dan Whitehead

19 May, 2009

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What really sinks this uninspiring experience, however, is the skittish control, which never becomes as intuitive or fluid as it needs to be in order to sell the daredevil aspect. A nudge on the stick sends Rourke lurching forwards, making precision movements problematic. Scenery snags are depressingly common, and there's a weird judder when you leap, as the game seems to hurriedly adjust your location to match up with the landing animation on whatever ledge you're aiming for. Those clichéd AI companions are a hindrance more than a help, too, blundering into your line of sight during shootouts or simply charging ahead like angry wasps and getting incapacitated for their trouble. It's no secret that the game began life as an amateur Unreal mod, but whatever attempts have been made to bring it up to professional standard haven't had the desired effect.

Even the much-vaunted vertical levels do little to compensate for the flakiness. True, each level does have multiple routes, but that's just because as long as you keep moving in the right direction you really can't go wrong. Progress feels inevitable rather than something to be earned through ingenuity or hard work. Few are the moments where you'll need to actually plot a path through the game but, since there's no map and no objective indicators, when you do get turned around by the procession of identical buildings and rocks, the odds of getting back on course are slim.

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Yes, we has m0t0rb1k35!

It's an ugly game in appearance as well, with boxy character models, horrific frame-rate and a generally unfinished air to proceedings. Apart from a reasonably impressive draw distance, necessary to show off those artificially elongated chasms, there's not much in the way of passable eye candy. Characters pop in and out of existence or glitch through solid objects as they try to navigate the crude geometries of the gameworld. The camera is awkwardly passive, pointing lazily in whatever direction you last looked until you wrestle it back into line yourself. Needless to say, as you leap this way and that you're often left struggling to see where you're going. In a game based around a need for nimble navigation, it's yet another example of the many ways Damnation fails to deliver on even the most basic fundamentals of modern gaming.

Crackdown, Prince of Persia and Mirror's Edge all delivered on the vertical gaming premise far more successfully than Damnation ever manages, and all are vastly more polished and enjoyable to boot. The best Damnation can offer to alleviate its woes is a spread of multiplayer modes and a drop-in co-op option. Both are welcome inclusions, but are still rendered pointless by the grim game engine. Who wants to share such a clumsy experience with a friend? It's not even as if Damnation benefits from co-operative play. With levels that confuse sheer size for shrewd design and enemies that will happily stand six feet away from you without attacking, there's no real need for team play. You're just running around the same giant, hollow playground at the same time.

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Well that's just impractical.

The game does feature numerous vehicle sections, in which you race chunky motorbikes and trikes over ramps and along sheer walls, and this does at least allow one player to steer while the other shoots. Since you're always moving too fast for any enemies to prove a problem, there's absolutely no reason to do this, but at least the thought is there.

Even after looking for a glimmer of quality, hoping that there'd be some redeeming feature to balance out this avalanche of weary criticism, Damnation offers little to which to cling. At best, it's a functional third-person platformer that sometimes acts like a shooter. At worst, it's an astonishing collection of poor design decisions, half-hearted implementation and mindless narrative clutter that will only lead to buyer's remorse in all who decide to give it a try.

3/10

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gohda
19/05/09 @ 23:02
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JayeM
19/05/09 @ 23:03
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Oh no, I was hoping this would game of the year. Damn.
asphaltcowboy
19/05/09 @ 23:17
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ouch. not even underboob can save it!
Slabbathepave
19/05/09 @ 23:23
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Underboob can save anything.
coastal
19/05/09 @ 23:23
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damn it. now i want to play a good steampunk game. can't think of anything beyond Bitmap Brothers' Chaos Engine
Triggerhappytel
19/05/09 @ 23:26
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Shame, I was hoping this might turn out good, but I found out earlier today that it was being released on Friday and alarm bells started ringing.

And so Codemasters' descent into utter mediocrity continues. I remember when they were one of the most consistent and dependable publishers.
El_MUERkO
19/05/09 @ 23:33
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3/10. Better than Darkfall!
paketep
20/05/09 @ 00:04
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Damn, I had high hopes for this! :(
mkreku
20/05/09 @ 00:10
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I don't want to buy it but that underboob is forcing my hand :(
AdamHall
20/05/09 @ 00:27
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I knew it. I knew I knew it.
Waldo
20/05/09 @ 01:12
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No invasion of the talkback thread by outraged fans yet?

I'll check back later.
oxymoron
20/05/09 @ 01:30
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whoah! colder than usual for this time of year....
penhalion
20/05/09 @ 01:40
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I twigged at the lack of quality when this disappeared from the radar without anyone noticing. Oh well.
Chupakun
20/05/09 @ 01:52
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@coastal: Edge of Twilight looks somewhat decent. It's got a steampunk vibe to it.
Genji
20/05/09 @ 02:40
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The underboob makes a nice change from your usual topboob. Eventually, after much experimentation, I think games will be able to take it to the next level.... boob.
Royal Fool
20/05/09 @ 03:16
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I kinda suspected this game would end up being rather mediocre, but a 3 is quite low. Ouch.

For a game that might actually end up delivering on the "vertical combat" promise, see Dark Void.
Reihn
20/05/09 @ 03:40
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I really liked Mirror's Edge . . now I'm itching to play it again.
beckyh
20/05/09 @ 06:45
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Its a good job I cancelled my order for this (for other reasons) yesterday then. I shall put it on my list of games to rent.
Tonka
20/05/09 @ 06:47
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Anonther shit HD game.
Maykael
20/05/09 @ 06:48
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@Royal Fool

Yeah I felt the smell of mediocrity stinging from the videos, but never suspected it's this shite.Still no good current gen steampunk game for us. I do hope someone will do an RPG though.


And if Dan says the controls on the X360 are shoddy, I don't even want to know what goes on the PC.
Lummox
20/05/09 @ 07:01
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"the evil Prescott" XD

Did anyone else read this and have visions of a climactic boss battle against a certain suit-wearing fat bloke in a cowboy hat?
Olemak
20/05/09 @ 07:06
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Underboobage or not, I tire of this. Give me the review of InFamous now!
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20/05/09 @ 07:19
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@Tonka

I think we have a Wii fanboy in the comments thread. Looking at the sad Wii library i dont understand why you even bother.
Metalfish
20/05/09 @ 07:26
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That is an astonishing garment she has there. A *ahem* closer look shows that the bizarrely bulbous appendages make her look like a post ops transexual. Real boobs aren't spherical.

The game? Ah, who cares. Nice review; informative.
designerheadache
20/05/09 @ 07:28
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As good as Eat Lead then...which is not very good at all...infact its terrible.
designerheadache
20/05/09 @ 07:29
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@coastal

demands the bitmap brothers pull their finger out and deliver a PSN/Live high res remake NOW!!!
Quint2020
20/05/09 @ 07:47
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Ouch, I think we all saw this coming.
beckyh
20/05/09 @ 07:47
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Eat Lead - I think I can safely say that was the worst game ever in the history of evers!
Chufty
20/05/09 @ 07:50
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3 was a generous score after that review.
Byzanite
20/05/09 @ 08:16
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@Genji
Full boob did nothing for Funcom's Conan though.
ZuluHero
20/05/09 @ 08:35
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It must be doing some good though, funcom announcing profits from it and all. I was always watching Damnation with mild interest, no big loss for me that it turns out to be this 'bad' (if that is indeed the case - yes i'm looking at you EG ;)

You'll probably end up re-reviwing it by the end of today ;)
JayKwon
20/05/09 @ 09:17
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Wow, I sensed mediocrity from the videos, but this review lowers even those expectations. Too bad, I kinda liked the idea.

Nice underboob though. Not my style, but nice anyways.

Oh and gotta hate those ugly Unreal 3 engine explosions.

EDIT: Where are the angry fanboys?
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DrowJones
20/05/09 @ 09:27
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So EG thinks this game will have a lot more fans than Darkfall? Are you serial?
neonxaos
20/05/09 @ 09:32
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Needs more frontboob.
spidermanalf
20/05/09 @ 09:32
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Glad I am not the only fan of underboob!

One of the best parts of the boob*







*on a nice pair of firm boobs not saggy things!
dingo75
20/05/09 @ 09:37
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Wow I had that on my watch list.
Sounds like something to avoid like the plague...

Wanna see some more reviews although usually at least to me EG is spot on.

Terminator seems to be shit as well so yeah really dry season for action gamer right now.
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20/05/09 @ 09:51
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Jericho had decent sideboob. But frankly, that's just mad. Even if she doesn't move they'd just fall down out of the top in their own time. And Conan was great hack slash boob fun!
Gnort
20/05/09 @ 09:55
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@fightman9d

I'm so sorry that the lack of AAA titles is causing havoc with your piracy schedule.

Also, did you just call the people who allow the games industry to continue to exist "sad cunts"?
Rodafowa
20/05/09 @ 09:58
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"A flamboyant, vengeful Spaniard."

Is he left-handed?
jambo74
20/05/09 @ 10:11
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Need Know Star RM Pic?
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20/05/09 @ 10:15
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I'm surprised that I've never even heard of this game until I saw the review. Still that means I'm not in the slightest bit disappointed at the review score. :)
Plewt
20/05/09 @ 10:19
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The hat made it obvious this would be shit.
Gnort
20/05/09 @ 10:32
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Anyone else notice that this review isn't on the front page anymore, it's only listed under the recent features list?

I'm sure conspiracy theorists can come up with something on that.
shotgun44
20/05/09 @ 11:08
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I noticed it had gone missing from the front page so I went and searched for it. Bad reviews are so much more fun than good ones. The UFC review was a snore-fest. Informative as it may be.
Machetazo
20/05/09 @ 11:27
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/wants to see another Darkwatch

If nothing else, the controls being essentially unfit for purpose, kills this stone dead.
geeza2020
20/05/09 @ 14:23
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instant buy
muscleblade
20/05/09 @ 16:47
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@Darren

You missed my argument with a couple of other posters about this game being better than Gears 2.
Farfarer and Doctor What dont have crystal balls thats for sure.

http://www.eurogamer.net/articles/damnat...

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Reihn
20/05/09 @ 19:55
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what a disappointment.

there's been no good games out for months, what the fuck is going on. i know its always quiet this time of year, but this has been the worst post xmas game release schedule ever.

fucking joke. and all ive got pencilled in to download over the next month or so is tiger woods and virtua tennis - both just fucking updates.

still, at least the sad cunts that actually pay for games are saving some cash.


Surely hateful, profanity filled comments which attempt to glorify game piracy and call those who support game developers 'sad cunts' will get you banned . . . right, EG mods??

I mean, if not this then what??
Reihn
20/05/09 @ 20:03
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@ Byzanite

Conan on the 360 is a great fun! It's a solid brawler, with very satisfying combat and loads of boobs and gore. Plus it had Ron Perlman and Claudia Black supplying suitably gruff and acerbic b-movie vocals.

It's one of the few games this gen I've played through multiple times. : )
Royal Fool
21/05/09 @ 01:24
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Well, okay then. It's your time you're wasting, so feel free to sign up as many times as you like. In the meantime, ignored!

Keep fighting the good fight!
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