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Cuboid Review

PlayStation 3 Review by Christian Donlan

23 February, 2009

100 years from now, deep in the fiery depths of Hell itself, a meeting will take place between Adolph Hitler, Joseph Stalin, whoever it was that invented the kind of plastic that cheese comes in, and Mikhail Kharlamov, the lead designer of the modest PSN puzzler, Cuboid. Seated around the flaming dinner table, having just finished off a feast composed of Cillit Bang-fried chicken and Vienetta, washed down with a generous serving of Vimto, the man responsible for the Third Reich will turn to Kharlamov in a contemplative manner, and say, "Sure, I've started wars, I've exterminated millions, and I've put fear and murder into the heart of my own people, but tell me: just how did you make the level called 'Flos' so incredibly difficult?"

And the answer? It's very possible that Kharlamov won't be able to say. Cuboid is spatial puzzling at its most austere, a series of brief, microsurgically-precise geometrical challenges which are handled, for the most part, by an area of the human brain that doesn't seem to be wired up to your internal dictionary. When you complete a level, it's often hard to say exactly how you did it; likewise, when you finally pull off a tricky manoeuvre after a half-hour of frustration, it's generally impossible to pin down just what it was that eventually clicked. Your fingers may know, some magical lump of bio-electrical goop inside your skull probably knows, and Cuboid itself certainly knows, but nobody's willing to say much on the subject.

But even if its strategies are hard to explain, Cuboid is ridiculously simple to actually play. Your task is to roll a rectangular block across a series of increasingly intricate tiled mazes, eventually dropping it through a glowing hole at the end of the course. The block is twice as tall as it is wide, which means that you switch between taking up one and two tiles at a time as you role, end over end, around the floor. The mazes aren't always that tough, but actually working your way over to the exit is often the simple part, the real challenge kicking in once you get there and discover that you're lined up incorrectly, falling across the target rather than neatly into it. In these cases, you'll have to back up, perform some bizarre Euclidean variation of parallel parking, and try again. And when, inevitably, you get it all horribly wrong and fall off the edge of the maze, or leave even half your block dangling over empty space, it's game over and back to the beginning of the round.

'Cuboid' Screenshot 1

As you play through the game, your actions gradually light up a crumbling cathedral. Surely calling in an electrician would have been easier?

While it's not the most complex idea, Cuboid's been exhaustively refined to the point where it's immediately addictive: the d-pad controls are nice and clean, the simple presentation means your movements are rarely obscured behind a bit of on-screen furniture, restarts are swift, and the game's levels have been pared down to the nub, with little room for error. And, unusually for such an austere concept, this is also one of the most watchable puzzle games ever made, every staunchly undramatic round likely to fill the sofa with eager spectators, each with their own strategy, none of which they are quite capable of explaining sensibly. That doesn't mean Cuboid's much to look at - the presentation is wondrously naff, a blend of cathedral architecture and new-age mysticism that suggests the game could in fact be a bizarre subconscious recruitment tool for some geometry-fixated cult - but the universal appeal of spatial reasoning has a ferocious power to draw people in, while the likable weightiness of your block, and the gentle wooden click-clocking that ensues as you roll through the maze, brings a lot of character to what is, essentially, a game about the kind of objects you could find at your local Homebase.

As for the ever-increasing complexity, an area which has taken the sheen off many a promising title, Cuboid manages to gently evolve over the course of the game without damaging the central appeal. Crucial to its success is the fact that all of the complications the developers eventually throw across your path are simple to understand, and entirely consistent with the logic laid down in the first few levels: rickety wooden tiles will break if you place the full weight of the block on just one of them, switches trigger trapdoors, and teleporters split your block into two cubes which can then be controlled separately. By combining these simple elements in increasingly sadistic formulations, Cuboid manages to age with grace, providing an ever-expanding challenge, without collapsing into a tangle of disparate features.

'Cuboid' Screenshot 2

Cuboid's visuals make it look like the bargain basement brother of the iPhone's EDGE, but the game is far less frustrating to play.

While there are just over sixty puzzles in total, broken up into beginner and expert campaigns, and looking like a worryingly likely candidate for nickel-and-diming with DLC, the relatively short lifespan of Cuboid is somewhat extended by a handful of special levels which severely limit how many times you can move, and leaderboards that encourage you to whittle all your playthroughs down to the most elegant solutions.

And despite Flos, which made me want to rip my own face off in frustration, genuine roadblocks are surprisingly rare for a puzzle game with such a brisk learning curve. In fact, if there's a basic problem with Cuboid, it's that the particular brand of spatial thought it requires can occasionally be side-stepped simply by randomly rolling the block around for a few minutes and seeing where that gets you, slicing away all the challenge in a mindless mashing of the controller.

Despite this potential for fudging, Cuboid remains a strange, personable gem within PSN's line-up. It's a slight game, but a fiercely memorable one, and like all the best puzzlers, it flicks its players back and forth between two simple states: moments of rage when a level seems impossible, and that sudden rush of adrenaline when you finally beat it. Like Tetris, play Cuboid for an afternoon, and you can be sure you'll spend the next couple of nights dreaming about it. For a puzzle game, what higher compliment can there be?

8/10

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caligari
23/02/09 @ 07:13
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Good morning, fellow EG-ers!
Doctor_What
23/02/09 @ 07:18
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Lots of good stuff coming out on PSN lately. I finished Flower this weekend, then promptly went back and started playing it through again - definitely one of the most lovely gaming experiences I've had for years! It looks like I might be getting Cuboid too then.
JayScott
23/02/09 @ 07:51
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What does that even mean?

Cuboid looks awesome. I wasn't sure, but I think I am convinced.
Rev. Stuart Campbell
23/02/09 @ 07:54
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THIS IS THE MOST OFFENSIVE REVIEW EG HAS EVER PUBLISHED. Vimto is lovely.
CordableTuna
23/02/09 @ 07:55
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Good morning, caligari!

I played through this last week. It's a must buy for puzzle people, especially since these are so rare in the PSN. Took me 3 days to complete, which should tell something about its addicting qualities. And now some random whining:
- The block sometimes blocks (ha.) you from seeing the tile behind it and you can't rotate the camera.
- The time based rankings are useless, since everyone will get precisely the same time due to how the controls work.
- When you fall, everything resets except the move counter, which forces you to needlesly restart manually.
- No trophies for completing the expert levels, you get the same ones from basic.

Oh, and those who want to try it out, here's a free flash game with precisely the same mechanics:
http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/games/bl...
Soul_man
23/02/09 @ 08:18
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If it's exactly the same game as Bloxorz with more levels, it's probably worth the price. One of my favorite puzzlers.
Goodfella
23/02/09 @ 08:50
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I bought this when it came out a few weeks ago and the reviewer summed it up perfectly. I'm not normally into puzzle games but I'm glad I purchased this one. Haven't done the Flos level yet though.
septimus
23/02/09 @ 09:20
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Might get this to make up for Noby Noby Boy. Thought I would give that a go on the strength of the last review. I still don't know what the fuck. Then usually at the end of god knows what I did to get to a point with a score board, it says cannot communicate with girl? Seems about right actually.
superjag86
23/02/09 @ 09:23
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It's a really good game but it should be on the PSP
Rirekon
23/02/09 @ 09:24
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Another PSN purchase for me then, which is becoming a worrying trend.
Fab4
23/02/09 @ 09:25
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I thought I was weird when I first starting playing tetris and started dreaming of revolving pieces. I now look for that effect in all puzzle games. Hexic had it in spades....I might give this a shot.
dominalien
23/02/09 @ 09:28
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@first paragraph of review

So... you're saying the devil steals Playstations and makes people in hell play them as punishment?

crispyduckman
23/02/09 @ 09:40
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Been playing Cuboid for ages. It's ace. A very solid 8/10. I'm surprised it's taken EG so long to review such a brilliant game when there isn't that much on the market.
Benno
23/02/09 @ 09:43
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PSN store isn't half bad these days
kewny
23/02/09 @ 09:47
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How much is the game on PSN ? Tempted to get this and noby noby boy when I get paid....
jonbwfc
23/02/09 @ 09:55
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IIRC it's £6.99 or something. Which, to me, is just that bit too expensive. If it was a fiver I'd probably stretch to it but I've bought Flower, Noby Noby Boy and SFIV in the last couple of weeks and it's Killzone 2 on Friday, so I really don't have any money left in my gaming kitty.

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Chtulie
23/02/09 @ 10:03
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On the internet, once Hitler it invoked it's the end of a discussion as the invocation is the warning sign that all reason is gone.

To start a review with the man, well..
kewny
23/02/09 @ 10:04
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Thanks Jon - a bit on the high side but still tempted. Some good games coming out at the mo, and with all the DLC games/add ons it certainly gives your wallet a kick in the nutts !!
Der_tolle_Emil
23/02/09 @ 10:27
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The latest PSN reviews all sound very nice. A couple more and I might seriously reconsider getting a PS3.
betahoven
23/02/09 @ 11:31
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I bought this, it's very good. I've just been doing a few levels a night and I find it quite relaxing and a good test of the old grey matter. After a while you do learn how to maneouvre your block around the place quite well but the game keeps introducing new complexities to keep things interesting. Can't see me going back to it much after completing it but I certainly feel it was worth the money. Recommended.
oerhört
23/02/09 @ 12:45
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One question: Is this made by the people that came up with the original idea (which appeared in the flash game Bloxorz several years ago)? If not, that's ugly.
olver
23/02/09 @ 14:34
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'as you role'? tut tut.
notmyrealname
23/02/09 @ 14:53
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@ oerhört

''One question: Is this made by the people that came up with the original idea (which appeared in the flash game Bloxorz several years ago)? If not, that's ugly.''

Oooh, I guess you should be quite angry too then at duke nukem 3D since that stole of doom etc etc etc etc.

I think all the basic ideas for videogames have been invented 20-30 years ago, not much has been added since then, only minor changes made to the concepts.
zarglu
23/02/09 @ 15:39
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"One question: Is this made by the people that came up with the original idea (which appeared in the flash game Bloxorz several years ago)? If not, that's ugly."

Bloxorz wasn't the original idea, I'm pretty sure I played something like that in the 8bit days (you know, C64, Amstrad & the rest).
firm3d
23/02/09 @ 15:48
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I thoroughly recommend this and wouldn't even qualify that with "if you like puzzle games", just a straight up recommendation. I feel it's being overlooked because of recent PSN (Flower & Nobi Nobi Boy) and Retail (Street Fighter IV & Killzone 2) titles being uniformly awesome enough to overshadow it.
ChuckNorris
24/02/09 @ 00:04
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@ Stuart Campbell

Brilliant. Will avoid EG at all cost from now on. :)

(ps. love to read anything you write about videogames, read through the entire reposted Driv3rgate fiasco on WoS, gave me an equal amount of chuckles and dread)
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3william56
24/02/09 @ 03:28
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I like that it has the option to either sit down and nut it out, counting squares and planning a route until your cranium explodes, or just the button mash roll around until the solution appears, which is much more relaxing. Very like wandering blindly around Echchrome.

Mostly, I button mash, then go back to work out the short way to whatever the point was when the button mashing revealed the answer, so you get the best of both worlds.

Will be interesting whether DLC is paid for, when Echochrome doles it out gratis. I'm hoping for a Metal Gear/Cuboid crossover, where Snake has to roll a cardboard box across minefields to light up a Cathedral.

Nice solid game, good quick distraction. As good as Halo, definitely.

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