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24 August, 2007

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Razz
24/08/07 @ 15:11
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Are they taking the piss? This looks awful. Simply awful.
Razz
24/08/07 @ 15:16
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aldo_14
24/08/07 @ 15:31
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Oh dear.
Verwandlung
24/08/07 @ 16:01
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haha
stoopidgreg
24/08/07 @ 17:06
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i saw this on digg, the headline was "worst looking wii game ever"

i agree
Grom
24/08/07 @ 19:26
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Did they accidentally publish DS screenshots instead?
Decap
24/08/07 @ 23:46
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Ugliest game ever! :P
Kryon
25/08/07 @ 07:00
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MY EYES!! BLIND!!!

Wiilol.
Kryon
25/08/07 @ 09:03
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C-mon smelly! Come and tell us how the Wii is outselling the 360 now so the fact it has no good games doesn't matter! Tell us to "go and wank over our elites", please just come and tell us something! I haven't had my comedy fix yet today (bar seeing these screenshots)
stoopidgreg
25/08/07 @ 13:48
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^^

i think i can speak for everybody when i say the wii is shit and has no good games ;)
aldo_14
25/08/07 @ 14:31
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i think i can speak for everybody when i say the wii is shit and has no good games

I think you can't.

I think i'm right.

I want a prize.

Where's my prize?

Oh, fine then.

*mumbles & wanders off*
dadrester
25/08/07 @ 18:40
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STFU Razz you CHAVlol
Der_tolle_Emil
25/08/07 @ 19:51
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Ah - good old days playing racers on my Pentium I before 3d cards were invented and 320x200 was all you needed.
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Kryon
25/08/07 @ 22:33
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"Crusi'n
Looks like there should be an extra word in the title."

Yes, I agree and I believe the word you're looking for is 'gay'!

GAY CRUIS'N Only available on Wiilol ! There are also secret playable characters, Elton John and George Michael but to unlock said characters you have to stop in the Hampstead heath course just by the bushes and use the Wii-mote as an anal dildo (smelly loves that bit because it's so innovative).
Nikanoru
26/08/07 @ 13:49
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I smell a sock ;)
Kryon
26/08/07 @ 16:36
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Sock smelling eh? Why would you do that? I'd have thought old ladies knickers would be more your thing or maybe a pair of smellys Mario panties? :P
TimiW
26/08/07 @ 16:51
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Carmageddon without a 3dfx card back in the day looked better than that!
Nikanoru
26/08/07 @ 17:01
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Hmm, yet another classic case of "he's just joking around, or he really IS that retarded." ;)

I guess that's the point of the whole thing, we'll never know!
Kryon
26/08/07 @ 20:22
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Nikanoru's dieing to defend this game, he's almost bursting with rage over the masses mocking what will be one of his favourite titles ever, I wouldn't be surprised if he actually recently filled a 3D artist vacancy at Midway. It would make a lot of sense ;)
Verwandlung
27/08/07 @ 06:34
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"Graphics aren't everything but they are something."
light&shadow
27/08/07 @ 11:34
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Could someone tell Midway shadows should actually be darker than lit areas, not the other way around
Katsumoto
27/08/07 @ 14:05
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Shit! One game for the wii has shit graphics! Time to throw away my Wii and my collection of awesome games and buy a 360, I hear that has awesome graphics! GRAPHICS GRAPHICS I LOVE GRAPHICS I WANT SHINIER PRETTIER GAMES PLEASE GIVE ME MORE
Katsumoto
27/08/07 @ 14:06
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On a serious note, if all 360 fanbois care about is graphics, why don't they just buy a fucking pc. Sigh.
Kryon
27/08/07 @ 14:19
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"Shit! One game for the wii has shit graphics!"

Erm? Just one? ROFLCOPTER!! Wiilol!!!
Nikanoru
27/08/07 @ 15:23
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Oh socky, why would I give a crap about this game? You shouldn't assume too much.

On the other hand, the way YOU are attacking the Wii in general seems to suggest you're some kind of Sony employee. And, hahaha, oh boy would you have a reason to be pissed!

Oh and, "roflcopter"? Alright, you're a sock, or you're 10. Which is it? You can tell us, it's ok, little guy. :)
smelly
27/08/07 @ 17:09
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Why so many comments about a game which looks shit?
smelly
27/08/07 @ 17:12
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(reads thread) ah.. reet.. its the 360 fanboys trolling.

Does make you wonder - if their machine was so good, why they arent playing all the great games on that? Or indeed talking about games on a machine they own?

Talk about paranoia about ending up in 3rd place.

I mean, you didnt see cube owners going into every ps2 thread and laugh at the graphics being inferior (looks at resi 4 thread.. oh, maybe they did..)


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smelly
27/08/07 @ 17:14
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something tells me someones posted unpolished work in progress shots here.

I cant believe someone would try to release a game with ps1 graphics nowadays.
Kryon
27/08/07 @ 18:18
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Nikanoru, what is it with this sock fetish of yours? it's not natural is it! Do you wank with a sock on your cheesy mushroom for extra friction burn while shafting you anus with the Wiimote or what?
smelly
27/08/07 @ 18:53
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This site really has become infested with saddo fanboy troll nerds hasn't it?

Look, we get it.. you dont like the wii, you think your machine is better - despite seemingly being so worried its not that you have to post in threads of other machines like this..

Now go away and play with your machine you love so much, and stop trolling.

it's getting mightily boring.

Nikanoru
27/08/07 @ 19:36
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Wow socky, nice. You get a 7 for that one. ;)

Your overall performance isn't as good, though. If you want to troll people properly, you should do it in a way that doesn't make them giggle each time they read a post of yours. Try a bit harder. There's plenty of study material for you on the internet!
Kryon
27/08/07 @ 20:23
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I just think it's nice you have made up such a cute nickname especially for me, but I just wanna let you know right now that I don't do cyber and no I won't cam with you.
Nikanoru
27/08/07 @ 20:41
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Ooh that's better, the "you love me don't you", it's an old one, but it still works! :D 8/10

Keep it up.
Kryon
27/08/07 @ 20:49
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"it's an old one, but it still works! "

Lol, Yeah because giving a running commentary on someones posts followed by score is like totally new age man, it's almost as original as an ABBA tribute band wearing second hand sandals! Good going man! Top job!
Nikanoru
27/08/07 @ 21:01
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Hey, I wouldn't be giving out 8's for old stuff if I never used it myself, now would I? ;D

Now concentrate please. We're doing something here.
Kryon
27/08/07 @ 21:08
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Oh, I see what's going on here! You're trying to learn from the master! If you needed an internet insult mentor, you could have just asked but it's OK. I take it as a compliment that you hold me in such high esteem. Obviously it's no surprise, I am the best after all.
Nikanoru
27/08/07 @ 21:17
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You are obviously confused, young padowan. Give yourself twelve whiplashes or whatever it is you kids do these days. No, I'm not talking about that. Stop doing that. Put that thing back.

I am disappointed. :(
Kryon
27/08/07 @ 21:24
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OK, now I'm starting to worry, you started visualising me giving myself 'whiplashes' and then became completely incoherent as if engulfed with homoerotic lust for me. You've been spending far too much time with Biker_Bob!
Nikanoru
27/08/07 @ 21:46
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Now he's starting to see gayness everywhere he looks! You keep speaking of "homo" and "gay" (multiple times in your earlier comments as well!), you know what that is a symptom of, right? You should be worried, but not about me! :(

As much, uhh, fun as this has been, I can't actually afford to stay up and keep you entertained till 2 AM, so you'll have to find another playmate. Bye! ;)
Kryon
27/08/07 @ 21:48
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Awww but I'll get bored without you :(
smelly
27/08/07 @ 23:02
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Longest thread for a shite looking game ever

(well since halo)

Kryon
28/08/07 @ 07:06
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Heh heh, nice try smelly, I may own a 360 but I never liked Halo tbh. You're gonna have to up the bait a little my friend ;)
smelly
28/08/07 @ 14:35
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Gears of War then :-D

But come on.. seriously...
AcidSnake
28/08/07 @ 15:15
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horrid...

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