Creatures 3 Review

Life Simulator reviewed

Version tested: PC

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  • Sunyavadin #1 2 years ago

    Wow. Reviewers for this site were crap ten years ago. This reads like a modern-day forum troll.
  • YourMessageHere #2 2 years ago

    The worst review on this site? Probably.
  • Black_Rodent #3 1 year ago

    My god. This review is pathetic. PATHETIC. Seriously, did you play the game for 10 minutes max, or are you simply too stupid to appreciate the complex genetics, behaviors, and artificial life aspects?

    "The idea behind the game isn't exactly original..." Oh, yes it is. Creatures is one of the most original games in existance. Prove me wrong.

    I am curious as to why you hate the music and graphics. Sure, the graphics may not be the very best, but they are still quite good. As for the music, are you some sort of metal fan? The way the piano and strings smoothly make transition from happy to sad depending on world events is inspiring and beautiful.

    I am fairly sure that parts of this review were written by completely different people. The first part seems good enough, but the rest is just appalling.

    HUGE exaggerations. "far to often, the characters get on top of eachother, makes it impossible to click stuff, blah blah blah." Bull@#$%. This NEVER happened to me. The scrolling of the terrariums is not clumsy at all. On the contrary. It is easy and smooth. Completely infantile garbage? Once again, idiotic exaggeration. You seem to be the only person who thinks their language is infantile and garbage. They sound exactly how you would expect them to, and are very endearing.

    It's basically a very poorly put together review that doesn't give the game justice. If this tripe gets on this site, then I sure know I am not coming here again.