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Coming Attractions: The Lost Levels Article

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Article by Ellie Gibson

6 February, 2008

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Shooters and sports games. RPGs and racers. Strategy and simulation, action and adventure. The lines may blur but for the most part you know where you are with these. If a game's got guns, cars, football or wizards, it's easy to see where it fits.

But what about the other stuff? What about the games you could argue aren't games at all, like Maths Training and Wii Fit? What about PlayStation Home? LittleBigPlanet? Obscure Independent Games Festival competition entries?

Well, here's our roundup of the 2008 offerings that don't necessarily fit into an established genre - the Lost Levels. It was either that or something to do with "lifestyle" and that would have been intolerable. So...

Buzz! PS3 & PSP

Having proved popular on PS2, the quiz series with the big buzzers and the stupid presenter is coming to Sony's other consoles this spring.

The PS3 version is titled Buzz! Quiz TV. The game disc comes with 5000 questions divided into categories such as Music, Movies and TV, Sports and, what a shame, Lifestyle.

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Why don't they just let him present the quiz?

It's "got online", is the main thing, so you'll be able to download tens of thousands of supplemental questions in the form of Quiz Packs. You can take part in online quizzes against up to three other teams.

You can even write your own quizzes (hopefully that will include obscene ones) and upload them via the new MyBuzz community site. Quizzes can be created, played and rated on PC as well as PS3. The good news is it's all presented in glorious HD. The bad news is it's still presented by that fatuous clown with the hateful jokes.

Buzz! PSP will also feature 5000 questions as standard. New round types are set to include Quickfire Challenge, Picture This and Virus Challenge. There are 15 different challenges for the single-player.

Quick quiz: Which of the following is NOT an acceptable configuration for Buzz! PSP multiplayer? A) One copy of the game, one PSP. B) One copy of the game, several PSPs. C) Several copies of the game, several PSPs. D) Half a copy of the game, a Nintendo DS and a soldering iron. You may not insert an amusing reference to "phoning a friend" as Who Wants to Be a Millionaire jokes officially stopped being allowed in 2002.

Dear Relentless: When you've finished with all this Buzz! nonsense, can you do a PS3 version of Quizzlestick please?

LittleBigPlanet

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You can accessorise characters with all sorts of items. Probably not guns or blades.

According to the press release, LittleBigPlanet fits into the genre of "creative gaming". You start off by exploring, solving puzzles and collecting resources, just as you would in a boring old 20th century videogame. But the resources can then be used to design your own levels and you can share the gameworlds you create online.

Maybe it's the concept, maybe it's the music, maybe it's the sombreros, but videos like this make us cry. Look world, we want to say, videogames can be happy and jolly and creative and good! They don't have to be about shooting space monsters or blowing up foreigners! They can be about sombreros!

While not many actual tears were shed at GDC last year, apart from at the EVE party where they were doing free tattoos, LBP certainly caused a stir. Presenting it to the public for the first time Sony bigman Phil Harrison said, "We loved this game. We thought it was a really great embodiment of the power of the independent gaming community building really great games with their own inspiration, their own money, and sharing it widely."

Almost 12 months on, there's still no definitive release date for LittleBigPlanet - but Sony recently said it would be out in September. So expect it in November.

See for yourself: The full breadth and charm of LBP is quite hard to convey, so you're probably better off just watching the many videos on the gamepage. Bring a hankie.

PlayStation Home

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Hi everyone! It's a crazy virtual party! With text-based chat!

LittleBigPlanet wasn't the only thing Sony had to show at GDC last year. Phil Harrison also unveiled PlayStation Home. The videos of it also make us cry.

Home is billed as "a first-of-its-kind 3D online user community service". You create an avatar and get an apartment to fill with furniture of your choice. You can show videos, pictures and other hard drive content in your apartment, and display the trophies you've won instead of gamerpoints. There are also plenty of communal areas where you can interact with other players. Most excitingly, you can give your avatar Ratchet ears.

An autumn 2007 release date was originally given but Home has since been delayed. In November, Sony boss Kaz Hirai stated he was "personally not satisfied" with how it was shaping up.

Apparently things are looking better these days. At Imagina 08 SCEE's John Venables and Ron Festejo, one of whom once put his business card in our bra at a party, presented new screenshots of Home as evidence. See how it's been evolving for yourself over in the screenshot gallery.

Home is due out later this year.

"I'll chill here on the deck": It's this sort of thing. Since when did Jack and Kaz become Des and Mel?

Wii Fit

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Mmm-bop, doobado-wap mmm-bop...

Japanese consumers have already gone bananas for Wii Fit, snapping up a million units in the first month of sale. BUT IS IT A GAME? people say, the same people who say things like ARE GAMES AN ART FORM? and WHAT IS "CASUAL", ANYWAY? and DON'T LOOK AT ME I DON'T WANT YOU TO LOOK AT ME WHEN I'M FINISHING SORRY MUMMY SORRY SORRY.

Of course it is a game. You can tell by the way it involves interacting with a user interface to generate visual feedback and complete a series of tasks and being judged on your success or failure at completing said tasks and receiving rewards accordingly, and by the way is a game played on a games console. These factors give it away.

Yes, there is some gibberish about Body Mass Index and your Wii Fitness Age, and Nintendo has bought into the nonsense peddled by Yoga fans that having a stretch will make you live forever.

But basically Wii Fit is a collection of mini-games you play using a special peripheral that looks like a pair of bathroom scales. The games are based around things like soccer, skiing and hula-hooping, as Oli found out when he had a go back in August.

"Even if Wii Fit were rubbish it would be a work of uncommon genius, and it's clearly not rubbish," he informed us. "Who knows whether it will make us all fitter in the long run. but one thing's for sure: it will make Nintendo a lot richer."

Advice for lady games journalists: When invited to try Wii Fit out at E3, do not agree to play the hula-hoop game. It involves a lot of pelvic thrusting. A small crowd will gather and Will from PC Zone will laugh and take photos of you.

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Zomoniac
06/02/08 @ 11:25
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But Wii Fit has football...
squarejawhero
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Samba De Amigo Wii - Rockband edition
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06/02/08 @ 11:32
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Nice to see the 360 broadening it's porfolio.
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06/02/08 @ 11:40
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the 360 doesn't need innovation....it has 10 million(exact number) fps shooters to make up for it!

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06/02/08 @ 11:42
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MS haven't even announced 360's 2008 line-up yet. You can expect that around GDC.
Machiavel
06/02/08 @ 11:42
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Hilarious first couple of pages! Bravo!
orakio
06/02/08 @ 11:43
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peculiar that there's no link to pelvic thrusting pictures ;-)
drxym
06/02/08 @ 11:56
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Wii Fit deserves its own infomercial spot. It'll sell by the bucketload and then spend the rest of its life stuck in the cupboard with all the other crap that promises it will get you fit but doesn't.
Hughes.
06/02/08 @ 11:56
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I suspect the pelvic thrusting pictures may be of our erstwhile reporter, so a link is unlikely to be forthcoming.

That won't stop me looking though!
Stoatboy
06/02/08 @ 12:06
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My Life Coach sounds like a fantastic idea, spoiled by worthy intentions. Sod the fitness thing, fill it with things that are new and exciting.

Monday:
Morning: Drink a bottle of cooking sherry before work, and see if you can get through to lunch without anyone noticing.
Lunch: Wine Gums, Sherbet Dip Dabs, and at least 3 glasses of Creme De Menthe.
Afternoon: Whenever you speak, use a Mexican accent. You are not allowed to explain why.
Evening: Another bottle of cooking sherry. Spend 2 hours making balloon animals, and round the evening off by smoking a pipe.

Tuesday:
It's cross-dressing Tuesday...
mingster
06/02/08 @ 12:07
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"DON'T LOOK AT ME I DON'T WANT YOU TO LOOK AT ME WHEN I'M FINISHING SORRY MUMMY SORRY SORRY."

is funny and made me laugh but i don't know why.. finishing what?
neuroniky
06/02/08 @ 12:10
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Based on what the other coming attraction articles said, 2008 looks like a grim year. This one at least enlightens it a little bit... but still, it won't be no 2007 I fear...
shadaik
06/02/08 @ 12:11
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To bad Face Training is not coming to europe (talked to a BigN representative, he said it is not planned), it would be hilarious to watch someone play it. On the bus. At rush-hour. In a suit. In London's financial district.
DrDamn
06/02/08 @ 12:31
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@neuroniky
For PS3 owners 2008 looks massively superior to 2007. For the 360 I think there is a lot yet to be announced.
Muddtallica
06/02/08 @ 12:43
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Ellie once again wins all the points for referencing yet another bit of genius humour, this time Quizzlestick. Although every time I see Quizzlestick, I just think of ITV's Golden Balls, which just IS Quizzlestick, but with Japser Carrot. So, even worse.

In terms of the actual article, Maths Training sounds like quite a decent concept; I always feel like I genuinely get something out of doing the maths problems on Brain Training, so I can see both the appeal and the purpose of a whole game of it. Face Training, on the other hand, sounds scientifically dubious at best, and fairly insulting at worst. What are you saying about my face, Nintendo? :(
Machetazo
06/02/08 @ 12:55
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"Home is due out later this year."

Didn't David Reeves tell MCV recently, that Home was out for a Spring release?:

here it is from January 25th:
"In terms of Gran Turismo we still don’t have a date but I think that Yamauchi-San said it will come out by end of fiscal year, which is the end of March. That’s what I’m planning on at the moment. And PS3 Home is still on track for the spring."

source: http://www.mcvuk.com/interviews/186/INTE...
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Bru-Man
06/02/08 @ 12:59
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That does it, I'm writing in to PC Zone to demand Will Porter prints those pictures :)
Kenshin001
06/02/08 @ 13:00
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MS are going to release a piano tutor game according to some anonymous blogger.
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06/02/08 @ 13:02
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Is it just me or does Audiosurf look like a literal rip-off of Amplitude?
Nithron
06/02/08 @ 13:04
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That weird red thing with the tentacles next to the link for the LittleBigPlanet CES 08 demo is actually far more scary than anything i've seen in Gears of War, Resident Evil and Silent Hill combined
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I'd just like to register a complaint that, as of the time of writing, I am still singing the Ulysses 31 theme to myself, and have been doing so since the last "Coming Attractions". Furthermore, I am trying to write an essay on the Trojan War.
Mentalist(air)
06/02/08 @ 13:27
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Fergie (which ever one you're thinking of, it still holds)

The yanks are mad for the manager of Man U?
MightyMouse
06/02/08 @ 14:56
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Is it just me, or will life coaching be really good and maths training be utterly ineffective? It may just be me.
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06/02/08 @ 15:09
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Thomas claims 70 per cent of the women gave him a "positive reaction" and 10 per cent of them slept with him. Wheeeeeee!

Damn, that's a very good ratio.
mechamonkey
06/02/08 @ 16:51
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I'm looking forwards to most of those quirky games so much more than the 'blockbusters' like MGS4, GTA etc
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Wizards!? Blech. What of Shadowrun, KOTOR, Mass Effect, Vampire: Bloodlines, Fallout...? Oh, who am I kidding - yep, RPG means spell slingers in pointy hats, sword waving meatheads and more elf boobs than you can shake a stick at. Carry on.

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