Big Brain Academy: Wii Degree Review
Wouldn't graduate with a third from a polytechnic.
Version tested: Wii
Big Brain Academy: Wii Degree is a difficult sort of title for a video game reviewer to approach. Okay, sure, it has many of the trappings of a traditional video game; medals for playing well, a multiplayer mode, it comes in a box on a disc that you put into a console, that sort of thing. But as part of Nintendo's "Touch Generations" line-up, it's probably as uncomfortable with me using the term "game" to describe it as I am. The difference is, of course, is that Big Brain Academy: Wii Degree probably thinks of itself as "lifestyle software," I think of it as the digital equivalent of a dog-eared primary school maths book.
Now, that might sound like an overly harsh appraisal, but look at it this way. You could probably have just as much fun with a maths or a basic IQ test book. The tasks are roughly as hard, you can give yourself especially big ticks when you get questions right and you can even "go multiplayer" by seeing who can answer a page of questions fastest and get the most answers right. What's so different, really?
You see, Big Brain Academy: Wii Degree, a sequel of sorts to Big Brain Academy for Nintendo DS (which we gave a reservedly above-average review last year) joins its predecessor by lacking many of the crucial hooks that made Brain Age: Train Your Brain in Minutes a Day! such a resounding success and so distinctly different from your average school test.

Multiplayer mode Mind Sprint. Little more than a race to the finish, but the most interesting multiplayer game by far.
The first big problem with Big Brain Academy: Wii Degree, and arguably the most important, is that there is a lack of a meaningful goal. Whereas Brain Age gave you a nice obvious target to shoot for (a brain that's so sprightly and youthful it could be mistaken for a 20 year-old's) The Big Brain Academy titles ask you to "raise your brain's weight." Patently a load of old nonsense.
I can imagine, after weeks of working on my Brain Age, my synapses and neurons being so synappy and neuronic that they look years younger than my decrepit 26 year-old noggin's should. What I can't imagine is that I'm suddenly lugging around over three kilograms of brain when just last week it weighed a third of that.
But it's not just the message, but the delivery. While Brain Training had only nine games to play, most were a rounded challenge that you could spend quite a while mastering. In contrast, Big Brain Academy: Wii Degree, like its Nintendo DS sibling, offers fifteen simplistic mini-games in five categories: Identify, Memorise, Analyse, Compute and Visualise. When taking a test, you're expected to complete the three games in each category numerous times in a random order of difficulty.
Due to the speed in which you're expected to complete the games, it actually feels a bit like a Wario Ware title; albeit one with a limited range of games and a genuine lack of character.

Which of these has eight legs? Yes, this is an example of a 'challenging' question in Big Brain Academy: Wii Degree. Speed seems to have the greatest effect on Brain weight, the questions are so simple.
While oddball Professor Kawashima managed to make the concept of lowering your brain age a short, fun, daily activity, the nameless jelly bean tutor of Big Brain Academy: Wii Degree has almost nothing to say for himself, and pays no attention to the player's daily performance as the game lacks any calendar function.
The fifteen games on offer are all new, but they're not distinct or individually interesting enough to make the title particularly valuable if you've already got the Nintendo DS title. Indeed, the title falls into all of the same traps that the original did. You can rush through the practice mode and get gold medals on each game within a couple of hours. You can test your brain's weight as many times as you like. There are no interesting comparison graphs or ways to observe yours (or a friend's) progress.
Once you've maxed out your brain's weight, there's simply no reason to keep playing. We tried, we really did, but to be honest, we gave up on trying to play the game in small, daily chunks as we just got bored of walking all the way over to our TV to swap the disc in if we were busy playing something else, a problem we couldn't have with the Nintendo DS title, living, as it does, snugly in a case with our Nintendo DS.

Miis, milling around in the academy. This is all that they do. You can click on them for a reaction, but it's not exactly Super Mario 64's title screen, or anything.
The things which are supposed to really differ the title from its Nintendo DS predecessor also fall somewhat short of the mark. While (yes!) your Miis are used in game, they add nothing of substance, only cluttering the halls of the "Academy" and adorning the cover of your student records.
The new multiplayer section, too, adds little. With only three different multiplayer games on offer and only one, Mind Sprint, offering simultaneous play (for only two players at a time) it's at best a momentary distraction.
The title does use the Wii's WiiConnect24 functionality in an interesting way. Much like the Mii channel, which allows you to set your Miis to roam to your friend's systems, you can set your student records to be painlessly transferred to any of your friends who happen to own Big Brain Academy: Wii Degree. The most excellent thing of all? You don't need to enter a second friend code to do it.

We admit that you could play this with your granny, though. But she'd probably just moan at you to put Wii Sports back in, really.
Of course, there isn't a huge amount of reason to share your student records, but you can at least use traded student records play against an A.I. version of your friends in Mind Sprint. The closest comparison I can think of is (surprisingly) Virtua Fighter's system of A.I. opponents, but (unsurprisingly) the battles you'll have in Mind Sprint don't have any of a Virtua Fighter title's depth.
This lack of depth is endemic in Big Brain Academy: Wii Degree. We'll only agree with it that it's a piece of "lifestyle software" if that term specifically means something utterly forgettable that's over and done with in a few hours.
At best, this might have been a cute piece of original downloadable content on a system that sorely needs some. As a full price piece of software, it's genuinely worth less than forty quid's worth of dog-eared primary school maths books.
5 / 10
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Yup!
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Seems to me the scoring system isn't actually utilized that well?
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I can only hope the designers of this game weren't pulled off of the production of any of the big games...
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(*) based on hearsay and gossip - but I think this is the case.
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What makes it worse is that it's simply works better on DS (more suited to bite-sized play), not to mention it's more expensive for no good reason other than it's on Wii. Failing to recognise how valuable the calendar comparison is makes it even more galling. There's precious little incentive to keep playing after you've 'cracked' each task.
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I can't wait to see who adds this to their 'most wanted' list.
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It's been a fuckin' trainwreck of poorly implemented waggle and 2001-era visuals. No exclusive killer-apps, nothing but the faint promise of Mario Galaxy and Metroid Prime deigning to grace us with their presence sometime within the next twelve months.
Why are people still buying this piece of shit?
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Though I do agree there's nothing in the current Wii portfolio which remotely makes me consider buying one.
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It's a mad world...
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Nintendo your grades are getting steadily worse, I dread to think where you'll be next year if keep this up.
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I fully expect to buy it off him for a pittance in a year or so, after he's dug it out from behind his TV cabinet and blown a mountain of dust off it. Just like he did when he sold me the GameCube he was desperate to have and consequently only played for the first 2 months of the 2 years he owned it.
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Imagine what would happen if you went to look for a toaster, a barbecue and a nuclear reactor...
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Nintendo your grades are getting steadily worse, I dread to think where you'll be next year if keep this up."
They'll be exactly where they are this year - on top, and laughing.
Nintendo have finally achieved every game company's dream: to tap into and exploit the huge casual/non-gamer market. They'll keep on cranking out crap like this so long as the great unwashed continue to pay for it.
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It's not surprising though, honestly these days I'm only surprised by EG scores when they *do* agree with the review text...
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It's just a shame that Nintendo's commitment to the machine seems so lacking as the best games on it seem to be mostly GC cast-offs, e.g. Zelda: Twilight Princess and Resi Evil 4, and there's a serious lack of triple A "killer apps" on the immediate horizon bar Super Paper Mario, which is, again, another ex-GC title!!!
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I did.
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super paper mario
mario galaxy
no more heroes
trauma center
nights
RE4
umbrella chronicles
metroid
Manhunt 2
mario strikers keeping me busy at the mo, online and off.
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"At best, this might have been a cute piece of original downloadable content on a system that sorely needs some. As a full price piece of software, it's genuinely worth less than forty quid's worth of dog-eared primary school maths books.
5/10"
Yes, it's just envy.
Keep telling yourself that.
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By the by, my missus is a teacher and a recent classroom survey had 25 of her 28 kids already owning/or wanting a Wii. 4 or 5 had/wanted a PS3 or 360. Most of these 9 years olds own DSs while many had also played GTA games which I feel lends some credence to the Manhunt decision - if it is as psycho-inducing as the BBFC claims.
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Substitute 'software' for 'hardware'
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Anyone early adopting a Nintendo machine and expecting a non-stop flood of 1st party titles must have been asleep for the last 10 years.
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Huh? Envy? I never said it was envy - though I'm sure Sony and MSoft execs are deeply envious of Nintendo's sales performance right now.
So, Big Brain Academy got a mediocre score. So what? I didn't like the DS version much either, but that didn't make me write off the DS as a decent games machine.
I'm just amazed at the hate Nintendo's little box generates. To listen to some on here anybody would think Miyamoto had broken into their house and shat in their mouth while they were asleep.
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That's because the wii is supposed to be a "lifestyle console".
And as I thought, ninty thought they could transfer the DS's successes into the wii, just as how sony thought they could transfer thier playstation successses into the handheld.
But they are both different markets.
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Does it really matter though?
Anyone can tell that the game is pants.
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The Gamecube title?
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I'm not buying it, mind
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I'm no rabid Oblivion hater, but I really can't agree that it was anything more than quite good, in retrospect.
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Since launch the following have been perfectly playable, not to mention darn good fun...
Wii Sports
Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess
Excite Truck
Mercury Meltdown Revolution
and not to mention Madden NFL which was massively dismissed but is actually superb fun, even if like me you've never shown any interest in American Football. Put simply there has been a game a month I've wanted to play and have spent plenty of time on, more than enough for a 'normal' person with a job /family/partner/kids etc.
The above have supplied more than enough hours to keep me busy since December, not including the unbelievable amount of hours spent playing Wii Play and Wii Sports with family and friends. Then there are plenty of borderline candidates, Eledees, Sonic, Wario Ware, SSX, Rayman, Monkey Ball etc.
People here seem to buy the Wii hoping it will be a solid single-player experience for hours and hours everyday. In my opinion it just doesn't work like that, it's great for an hour or two here and there and better than anything when you have at least one other person around. But for the so-called 'hardcore' gamers you need a 360 or PS3 to compliment it.
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So I take it the usual 360 trolls are out in force?
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Must do. I've ignored blatent trolls so i dont bother wasting my breath replying to them
>This game does not need 360 trolls to slag it off
Yeah, yer right. But it wont stop them all coming in here and saying "haha the wii is poo" or something. The fact that i cant see a lot of posts tells me there's a hell of a lot of the usual 360 owners on this thread saying "har har the wii is crap" - or telling us about how they're about to sell their wii or something equally lame.
Besides, this "game" isnt for the likes of you or me. Its for the "non gamers" (And man do i hate that phrase).
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Thats the wii's biggest audience.
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I fear games like this. They are dumbing down games BUT claiming they are expanding our minds. Sinister.
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I dont, i embrace them. Everthing has it's place. Just like there is room for generic mainstream pop music or crap films - there's a place for mainstream 'games' like this.
People who are introduced to gaming via games like this will become "proper" gamers in years to come.
By increasing the size of the audience and getting more people playing we'll eventually get more variety in the people who make games (and not just hardcore gamer nerds) and subsequently more interesting and varied games.. May take a few years/decades though.
- So I think this is the beginning of something great, and not something to be feared. In fact im more fearful of something like the above NOT happening as i dont want to be playing more and more endlessly boring shooting/racing games (but with prettier pixels) in years to come.
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I was with you until the last paragraph. I DO want to play prettier shooting and racing games in the next decades. I do not want to stop using my dual analogue controller and I do not want to play "sums" ever.
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Really? You dont think you'd get bored? I have. Just like i got bored of playing generic 2d platformers in the original nintendo/sega era.
>I do not want to stop using my dual analogue controller
did i say you should?
>and I do not want to play "sums" ever.
did i say you should?
I didnt say i want all future games to be like this. I said i want future games to be a bit more inventive than just the same games with prettier pixels. And the more people we get into gaming (Through stuff like this) the more chance there is of that happening.
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They bought me one, complete with some math games, etc etc.
Of course i never actually used it once as an educational tool - just totally for playing games.
But games like this give new gamers the same excuse as i had when i was younger for why it was GOOD to have a games machine.
"Look mom, if you get me a wii and this brain game - i might learn something and be good at school.. Oh and while yer at the shops, can you buy me scarface, resident evil, mario strikers and smash bros for it as well?"
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180,684 units sold in 7 weeks in Japan; Nintendo want to stop making DS games for the Wii.
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LOL.
We're all 360 fanboys.....apparently.
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I can't agree with your blanket statement. After all, the Trauma Centre 'port' looks like it's made the transition from DS to Wii with aplomb.
Though that may be the exception that proves the rule
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5/10?
if you got 5/10 (50%) in a university you'd get a 2:2!!!!
somebody contact the authorities!!!!!!!!
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They're called "high scores". I got about six months of play out of the DS game, bettering my high scores. This was mainly down to the random way your tests are selected, which is a cheap way to extend the game's longevity, but it worked for me. I mainly played it in the bath, though, which isn't a great venue for Wii games. So is it worth me getting this?
I haven't a clue.
Fair enough, you don't like the game, But you've provided absolutely feck all information for people who DID like the DS version. Are any of the 15 minigames fun? Which ones suck? Any chance of even a brief description of how it works, whether the Wiimote is accurate...
This review is a total waste of time. It's a review written for people who didn't like the original, WHICH MEANS THEY WOULDN'T HAVE BOUGHT IT ANYWAY. Great.
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My missus would not get off the bloody thing the other night, so I guess you can stick it down to that casual gamer thing again - I personally have found it a decent distraction between Paper Mario and my hectic work schedule.
Try it, before slagging it...
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Well there's 74 posts and i can see 60 of them .. So i presume most of the people slagging it off are the usual fangirls who troll every wii thread.
Subsequently i can gaurantee they havent played it.. and i can pretty much gaurantee most of them dont even own a wii.
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ROFLMAO, then making a mess in my panties.
"... digital equivalent of dog eard primary school maths book..."
/shudders
/does a wet one
/logs off to change pants
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Does this affect the score do you think?
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I think it's pretty excellent for what it is really, definately better than the review here suggests. It's a typically polished and supernaturally accessible Nintendo Wii game.
I had to tear myself away from obsessive medal collecting. Sure, it's probably not got much longevity to it, but for a family it will have a great competitive streak to it.
I got it for £17.99 from Gameplay. I was really hoping that Nintendo would carry over the cheaper pricing of it's Brain Training games from the DS. Seems like they have - now if only more Wii games could have some sensible pricing...
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couldnt agree more. The RRP is 1/2 that mooted in the review, and it's dip in and play appeal works absolutely fine on the Wii imo. It's a good family game.
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Anyway I bought this game becuse a friend recommended it and it's good fun, I don't think the reviewer got platinum medals or scores higher than 4 or 5 hundred, that where the longetivity comes in trying to beat yours and your friend's scores, also some of the puzzles are quite challenging like the bird cage one on hard (by the way expert can be unlocked). There's like 8 cages and e.g 4 with birds in and they move round really fast and you have to keep track of them. It's also good to see the mii's in the corridor, and they do play a part since your mii is you and you use your picture for your scores. and the jelly bean thing (or whatever it is) is cute unlike mr kojuka (Japanese guy from braintraining, no offence to him, I'm not calling him ugly just not cute like a kitten). and instead of getting younger your brain gets heavier it's similar it's just the other way round, and the pentagram graph is more informative, in some ways I would say it's better than brain training like the music and the controls like in brain training you can shout blue and it thinks your saying black that makes me mad, where as in this you only have your self to blame when you mess up like clicking the wrong answer with the remote (it dosn't make it any less annoying though). The multiplayers great fun too especially the mind quiz board the game where the wii mote rings like a phone and a customser shoots orders though the wii mote at you like 4 egg freid rice, 1 pizza, 2 chicken wings, 4 pitta bread and 2 garlic bread and you have to remember it all including quantitys is rather fun, everyone I know who has played this game likes it.
It's Good light hearted fun and a bargain for £19.99 also it was hard to get the other week, shops like Game were like "oh we wasn't especting it to sell so much", I wish people who don't like this type game would not slag it off without playing it first. I didn't think I would like it (I always saw the ds version as a copy of Brain training so I never played it, but on the wii Big brain academy beat brain training to it). Also someone I know who does actually own the DS version prefers the wii version. Also I wish more people who like the wii would review wii games or at least reviewers should review a game for it's intended audence, it's like giving a Grand turismo game on the playstation a 1 out of 10 because the reviewer doesn't like racing games or the playstation, although I like the wii and this game I don't think it's flawless like online actual head head to v.s would be cool, and maybe some more puzzles but whats there is fun IMO, I would give it 7,5 out of 10.